YoungStud

But on the other hand? lol

Yep, always loved that coloured girls part. Lou Reed is so cool. And his harder stuff is even edgier and more honest - "Heroin", "They're Taking Her Children Away", etc.

I think you've been given good advice. I'm thinking you've decided "no". On the other hand, if you do follow up with her and are disappointed, at least you'll only be out $80.00, not $100.00. :smile:

Maybe the clerk just thought you were "cute", but most likely, to quote The Temptations, Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me) ;-) Man, you really take Lent seriously, dude! lol And you start in on it early. ;-)

As long as you don't mind being naked and aroused with more than one person at a time, you should be good to go. 8-) Enjoy!

It was in Toronto a long time ago. lol With a buxom 20-something in a tight halter top and even tighter jeans. She was no-nonsense right-down-to-business SW who was very enthusiatic about giving value for payment. I will always remember her remark after I had cum in her mouth and she had spit it out the passenger-side window into the alley. "Jesus, you sure had a big load on you! When was the last time you came?". Okay, so it wasn't that romantic, but it was my first paid BBBJ and I really enjoyed it. lol

And for those "cruising the track", as client or provider, with a certain sense of desperation, in whatever literal or metaphorical sense you may have done - or still do - that: I'm riding down Kingsley, figuring I'll get a drink I turn the radio up loud, so I don't have to think, I take her to the floor, looking for a moment when the world seems right, And I tear into the guts, of something in the night. You're born with nothing, and better off that way, Soon as you've got something they send someone to try and take it away, You can ride this road 'till dawn, without another human being in sight, Just kids wasted on something in the night. Nothing is forgotten or forgiven, when it's your last time around, I got enough stuff running 'round my head That I just can't live down When we found the things we loved, They were crushed and dying in the dirt. We tried to pick up the pieces, And get away without getting hurt, But they caught us at the state line, And burned our cars in one last fight, And left us running burned and blind, Chasing something in the night. Something in the Night - Bruce Springsteen http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=az3nqPClKaU

Musicians often have long road trips which provide them with more time on their hands that they really need or want. That's why, if they travel in groups, they always know all the best jokes. And have time to make up "alternative" lyrics to many songs. In that vein, overheard from a musician friend of mine, with apologies to Smokie Robinson and his great version of Track of My Tears: "Please sit on my face, so my lips can trace, a little bit closer, the crack of your rear." I believe it goes on from there, but you get the idea, and that's all I can remember. :roll: (Try singing along with those lyrics the next time you have a Karaoke night. lol) Smokie's original: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=9MGP6vFMdE8 And an AbFab concert version with Annie Lennox, whom I've always considered one of the hottest women in rock. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=DF9xfx-W_xA&NR=1 (Annie can sit on my face anytime.)

Swedish women are outstanding. I've been there. Could live there for awhile, if given the opportunity. And though the stereotypical blondes are great, there are many other interesting women in Sweden. I envy you that fact that you can always find the exact body type and personality you want anytime, anywhere in Ottawa. I've never been able to do that with any regularity in a market this size. But then, close enough usually works for my cigar. :roll:

Excellent points, mod. I would add, no offense to any particular journalist, that given the cutbacks in newsroom staff and the growing use of underpaid inexperienced Internet generation reporters in media today, the tendency to think all journalism can be done via the desktop and phone, as opposed to actually getting off your ass, out of the warm cozy newsroom and onto the streets to do some real research and real reporting with real people, is becoming more common every day.

Dummpy, as almost always it seems, has sometime in the past blazed a trail into the deepest, darkest woods. And so has valuable advice to offer. I would agree that smaller and pointy is the way to go when starting out with human and artificial blends in DP technology. And in real life, two ordinary or even Dummpy-sized real lifers are usually going to work better than a double thickness solution - lol. Yes, things can sometimes be pretty stretchable, but everything has its limits. Position, practice, dexterity and determination can all also play a role. 8)

Woo-hoo, Brandi, our DAP Girl!

I wonder what handle Kenneth Jackson of Sun Media, the reporter on the story, uses here on CERB? Mr Done Quik? :wink:

What he said. Perhaps this would be useful to be done in poll format.

Every cloud has a sliver lining. :roll:

What an amazing thread! And what good advice from everyone.

And if you have a really, really good time, tip generously.

Unlike Lorena and John Bobbitt, once it's burned off, kind of hard to re-attach. Yikes!

Yep, ride 'em Cowboy!

Actually, pretty simple, believe it or not. Because there was trust and caring and honesty. Three things which are very important to any real relationship, but are often difficult to achieve whether or not one of the parties is an SP. Just a one-time thing that worked for me because of unique circumstances and a particular individual. Not recommending it to anyone else as a model.

I've been involved in a long-term relationship with an SP who also had a long-term live-in BF. After a point, you just forget about "rules" and follow your heart, but only with someone who's truly worth it. This usually doesn't happen overnight. You have to accept that each really important relationship in your life is unique and has its own context and reality.

As little as possible but as often as needed. ;-)

My favourite SP just turned 24. But she's more mature than most women I know in their 30s and 40s. She's had clients from early 20s to mid 70s. I'm in my 50s and my other best friend is two years older than me. So personally I'm cool with 18 to 60 as long as they look good to me and there's a personal connection and chemistry of some kind. I've always worked in areas where keeping up with pop culture and new technology has been a constant fact of life. And I've always worked with a wide age range of people. So my mental age has been stuck on 35 for the past 20 years or so. lol I'm a reasonably fit and active guy, but I wish my physical age was stuck on 35 as well. lol But experience and imagination are an excellent balance to longer-term stamina. Hope I can still do 35 minutes when I'm 60, though it was fun to do 60 when I was 35. :roll:

Madison Avenue loves guys like that. It makes marketing almost anything so easy. 8)

Are you up for organizing a "retro" party? :wink: Sound like a good first round before proceeding to a full-blown orgy. :grin: