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To each his own. I much prefer a chatty MPA to one who is silent. Even more so with an SP. ;) I'm puzzled about the talk of Jessie's new guns. I was sure that she had man-mades when I saw her last, and that was months ago. Unless said guns were brought back to the shop for...uhhh...enhancement work. Even back then, they sure were impressive.

I'm noticed her ad on CL and she's been mentioned on another board. I've considered giving her a call, but CP is quite a long way for me to go.

LOL! I agree. How about Jethro Tull's "Thick as a brick" or anything by Godspeed you! black emperor.

Actually, no it's not. The first google hit you'll get (at least today) is the number I pasted earlier in this post, thinking it *might* be the right one. But as Mrextace pointed out, it's not. I sure wish I had kept a copy of her number the last time I saw her. :(

You're in for a treat if it's your first time in Edmonton. People are really friendly there (I find that more so than Calgary) and it's not hard at all to find your way around town. P.S. I've PM'd you with my pick for hotel.

Well said, Cat. Guys, keep in mind that there are more than a few MPAs and SPs who prefer that you not post reviews about them. Discretion is a vital part of what makes these women professionals at what they do and the best ones frankly don't need great reviews to stay in business. They establish a steady, respectful clientele who value their ability to keep things quiet. Having said that, indeed a great review can sometimes help you make a choice, especially when it's involving someone who is new, but even then it depends on who is doing the reviewing. One great review by a well respected member of cerb is worth a lot more to me than dozens and dozens of nice words by people I've never heard of before. That's the great thing about boards like this one...reputation is everything.

Brandi I am sure I speak not just for myself when I say that would be glad to have the opportunity to meet you...even in circumstances like those :*

Yep. Happened to me at a party a few years back. She was discrete and so there wasn't a problem and in fact, knowing that there was this shared secret between us was kind of a turn-on. So rest easy, in this town you can usually count on professionalism from MPAs at reputable establishments. First rule about fight club is no one talks about fight club. ;) As for Venus Envy, I once had a rather interesting exchange there with a business associate who was in the process of choosing a new vibrator just as I was walking in. As much as you might think it could be awkward, it wasn't because both she and I were both nonchalant about the whole thing.

Three sayings come to mind that all offer similar counsel: 1) Don't fish off the company wharf. 2) Never shit where you eat. 3) Don't mix business and pleasure. I'm sure there are exceptions, but generally office trysts come to an end, and when they do, things can get awkward in a hurry. Because unlike any other relationship that winds down, when it's an office mate, you each still have to keep seeing the other. This can be particularly trying if you have the misfortune of hooking up with someone who, when things end, transforms into a psycho ex GF. :o

Can't say for certain that this ad is Maria's but I did notice this in the Citizen's classifieds section (which is where she seems to advertise only briefly). -->PRIVATE MASSAGE Treat Yourself (613) 6XX-XX20

MMm...Venus Envy. I love that place. And I'll second the vote for Trojan Thins. ;-)

Muffs in the morning. It works for me.

...and she's on my "do again and again" list ;)

Now that's *my* kind of professional development. :D Great post, ulix...as readers we get to live vicariously through your exploits

Good point, Mod. If it is connected then Gatineau clearly has a serious problem going on with women being pretty much held as captives in the sex trade. There was another story along the same lines on that side of the river just a few weeks ago. Anyhow, it all goes to show that when choosing an MP, always go to a place that's reputable. It's also worth noting that similar stings have been conducted in that town over the past few years at addresses that look very familiar to those that I see in the Sun article.

Also...let me second that recommendation about Courtney as well as Lynn. Both are fantastic, friendly and all-around decent.

That's to be expected anywhere if you walk in and ask at the front door about the menu. Do a search on cerb and elsewhere and you'll see that they do offer what can be described as traditional MPA services (massage and finish). But that's only going to be offered once you and the MPA are in a private place.

She tends to come and go. As best as I can tell, she runs an ad periodically in The Citizen's classifieds, and then goes quiet for a while.

Holy fuck PistolPete! Who needs porn when we have reviews like this? Tip of my hat to you sir:razz::razz::razz:

Great thread here and lots of thought-provoking comments. Indeed, everyone has their own preference...for me, when I want variety I see one of the several fine MPAs we have in this town. But I also crave consistency when there's a great connection with someone...which is why there's one MPA whom I see regularly, plus a very, very select few SPs on occasion.

It's an interesting angle, no doubt there. But I've long felt that the biological/biochemical angle only scratches the surface of a much wider range of reasons why partners cheat on their spouses. For many, it comes as a result of a sexual imbalance in a relationship in which one partner's libido diminishes while the others doesn't....or worse...that partner's libido grows. Faced with that kind of situation, it's only natural and logical that a lot of people make the decision to do some step pin' out. But let's be clear...it's a choice. That's a distinction I make from something being supposedly genetic in which case you're compelled less by reason than by instincts or gut urges.

I had planned on writing up my much-overdue review of Erin_xo but like so often after reading one of ulixestrojan's odysseys, I sense that my own reviews will read like a cheap knock-offs. So bear with me here, gentle reader... I saw Erin when she was an independent. To be clear, I don't see a lot of SPs...I'm all about quality over quantity. And Erin definitely fits the bill for me. There are some SP experiences where you get your ya-yas out all in one visit...and then there are the others...the less-common others...that leave you both sated and hungry for the next visit. Erin_xo's in that latter category. She's just one of those rare women who has that perfect blend of curves, sensuality, wit, intelligence, captivating eyes...oh and a voracious appetite for sex that seems to have no end. On top of that, she's someone who loves great conversation before, during and after. My kind of gal. As ulix mentioned, she might not be for everyone...and indeed the best women seldom are. Her photos are quite accurate (and yes those puppies are real...as if there was ever any doubt). She definitely floats my boat. I won't get into the specific details about my encounter with her, but I will say this...she clearly *loves* what she does and has gifts for the hobby the likes of which I have never seen before. Will I be having her back at the ranch again soon? You're damn right I will. Treat her well guys. Cuz if you don't I'll bet she'd have no trouble showing you how well she earned all those top honours in martial arts. ;) Just don't tell her what happens in Season 4 of BSG, okay? She's not there yet. :p

LOL! Well hello there. Good times indeed ;)

Great review...thanks for this!