Narman

I guess Courtney is out of the biz?? Anyone know?

I think they changed their name already, but its pretty hard to miss with the blinking neon signs and all.. How are the service and and prices there?

Nice review! and welcome!

Just wondering if anyone has been to this place? I think its new, but I could be wrong. It's near lisgar st.

Thanks for the heads up.

Tried calling today voice mail was full so I texted....no reply.... too bad:(

Could I get her rates too? Cheers guys!

To be fair, all I said was there were no 60 year old fat ladies:P Its great that they have that in Toronto, but this is Ottawa aka 'the city that fun forgot'. How are you supposed to find a gem without digging?

I can also say that I've never run into a "60 year old fat lady" there, and I'm fairly sure there are none. I am curious as to why pics is such a sticky issue with you though since you've seemed to gone to other places that (as far as I know) don't have pics, some don't even have websites. Regardless if you've found the schedule page, simply search the name of the gal that is on that day and see if she's reviewed well. It may be a more productive process than complaining about a place's policy surrounding pics. Most of the pics I've seen on MP sites in other cities are so touched up (i.e. photoshopped) that IMHO are almost B&S.

If Courtney is working there today she's a safe bet. You can search her other recco's on here.

I don't even know why I'm repeating this embarrassing episode to anyone, except maybe to warn everyone to keep their mouths shut... Anyway so about two weeks ago I see a colleague of mine as I'm leaving (and he's arriving at) an MP. Yesterday he comes up to me at lunch and starts talking about the massage attendant (only 1 on that day) at the MP we'd run into each other at. So he's complimenting her and making small talk, and then he asks me "what I get?" or "what I go for?" or something like that. I'm not completely comfortable answering, but I said something like "just topless", and he looks at me funny, which I interpreted as him being like 'wierd, why go to a RnT for just topless' so I added something like "with release of course". Then he asked the most mortifying question of all, "what's release?". FUCK! I'm such and idiot.... He seems to figure it out on his own, probably due to my slack jawed-red with embarrassment face, and he proceeds to tell me he meant "what sort of massage I get?" (ie swedish, hot stone etc.)......ugh...... On the bright side, he seemed sort of interested and started asking alot of questions, but he had "no idea they did that there". Well, I either made a complete ass of myself or a recruitment...ugh! Narman

I don't think this is what was meant by the saying 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.' But hey whatever works you I guess.....

If someone could send me that as well it would be very much appreciated. I can resist a good ball licking, and I really need a haircut.

I think this is an awesome idea, but I've been very broke lately so unfortunately I won't be able to participate for a while. But, (and I'm just throwing this out there) I noticed that you guys are taking pics and what not, so I'd like to offer my videographing skills if there is an interest. You guys get to keep the footage, I get to keep the memories. My camera records directly to SD cards so I'd just buy like a cheap 1GB and when it's all over I'd just hand over the card. Anyway pm me if you're interested.

I don't know, why don't you tell us?

Just a heads up xvideos.com has a tab that reads "real amateur" on the left side of the page, most of it is real, although you'll still get the odd one that isn't... oh and xhamster.com is cool (weird name though) as well as pornhub.com.. another tip for all you amateur lovers is to search 'homemade'.... cheers, Narman

#4 is particularly scary.... But its generally all just kinda funny... http://www.cracked.com/article_17432_6-ridiculous-sex-myths-that-are-actually-true.html Cheers, Narman

I guess I was wondering how the mileage is, after all you usually get what you pay for in most situations, but sometimes with MPs it doesn't seem to matter if you drop a few green bills or a few brown ones. Well except maybe a goodbye hug lol...

As much as I agree that most SPs won't worry if you're a little over weight, I think the point about Sps turning someone away because of their appearance happens more than we'd like to admit. Two examples were brought up earlier, one about age, and one about race/culture. Unfortunatley these are about appearance alot of times...... I'm not saying that SPs have to be more open, afterall it is their body and sexuality and they can share it with whom they wish, but to say something to effect of "your appearance doesn't matter, as long as you're clean...etc" doesn't really represent what you are truly meaning. I guess my point is that I feel it would be more appropriate (though not 'politically correct') if SPs were more upfront their restrictions including, which ages, religions, cultures, races, body types, etc. they would rather not deal with. It is there choice, and even though it seems tasteless to put this kind of stuff up next to 'other' possible restrictions (Greek, BBBJ etc.) it would save alot of time and effort. Anyway, my cent and a half Cheers

Hi, this might be a little late, but I had a session with this gal off of CL. She's an RMT student (she graduates in Sept.) Anyway she's great for what I wanted (swedish massage). Very professional, she brings her own table (Its one of those ones with the face cradle thing, which I wish more MPs had). Anyway its WELL worth it for the price too, ($40 for an hour, 60 for 90min). She advertises under the ad "Female massotherapy student LOW RATES (swedish massage) (Gatineau)" Well, Cheers.

I usually avoid Bank st in general, and especially that place; mostly because the location was next door to a used record shop I used to go to. (A&H The one with the cranky old dude) Anyway I just thought it might be awkward, but he passed away a few years ago so I think I might check it out. Can someone PM me the rates/services? Cheers,

I think this was started during the time in between when she worked for CMJ, and Oasis/Aqua. On the blog section of her site it says she isn't seeing new clients.

Sorry I meant to ask if anyone could recommend a new girl at this place. Its seems like they've been doing alot of hiring, but I haven't seen any reviews. I haven't been in a while so there must be at least one. (I think). If not new, how about a veteran who seems especially 'on her game' recently. Well, Cheers guys Narman p.s. PM me if you don't wanna kiss and tell, er... ahh...Kiss and tell everyone;)

I wasn't trying to impose some "so-called politically correct viewpoint"; I was simply informing the OP that some people (and obviously not the woman in question) consider the term offensive. I am not trying to be the language police, and I'm sure the other person didn't mean it in an offensive way. Anyway, Cheers

Sorry I can't help, but just a heads up, the word "Mulatto" is sort of considered borderline racist. I'm not trying to nit pick, and I know there is no other 'acceptable' word (except mixed race, which doesn't explain anything), but you should probably just say either mixed race or half black...... I dunno........... Cheers, Narman