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I met Layha for the first time last Saturday, after having first been drawn in by her ad, encouraged further by her pics, and then completely sold by her blog. It may sound a little counter intuitive on a board like this, but I'm not really the biggest fan of anonymous sex, and maybe that was why the detail in her ad and the blog had such an impact - it made her less anonymous, and really helped shine a light on how she might be in person. When I arrived at her place, Layha answered the door in jeans and a sleeveless shirt, and I was taken aback a little by her presence, but not in a bad way. She looks good in her pics, and they obviously aren't touched ... but in person, she is just so much ... more. (and less - I was surprised by how tiny she is). I've been struggling with how to describe the experience with her because I want to do her justice without sounding overly sappy, and I think the best words to use are "effortless" and "over achiever". In conversation she was genuine, articulate, and obviously quite bright, and yet a little timid at the same time. In appearance she was ... capable of making me incapable of coherent expressions even now. Achingly cute? Ya. That works. And maybe most importantly, she just comes across as being downright cool. It's that last part that will have me back. If you are into spectacular technical skills, she's got 'em. Smart, funny, casual, open-minded, ridiculously cute, jaw dropping body ... just a total package .. which is why I felt it necessary to write this, after too many years of only reading recommendations.

Miss Ashley from Winnepeg has AMAZING nipples. Take a look: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=1256&pictureid=7498

It is hard to say which is my personal biggest peeve. It has happened to me a few times that I have made 60 to 90 min appointments days in advance, only to be told upon arrival that only 30 minutes was possible. Both times I was too damn horny to leave but regretted it later. It has also happened to me that I heard movement in a nearby room (well into the session), even though I was told that we were alone at her place. That creeped me out sufficiently for me to get dressed and leave right away and never return. Having the phone ring seems to be the most common peeve on this thread so far, but one of my favourite experiences with an SP involved her taking an extended personal call while I was .... south of the border. That was my only experience with somebody taking calls .... maybe I have been lucky.

Or maybe not ... I remember seeing an entertainer at the Pink Panther who not only shot pingpong balls through hoops from the other side of the stage, but she could also blow out a candle from 3 feet away using the same technique. It was funny at first, but quickly became kind of disconcerting. I guess even in Calgary she could still blow in your ear from 3 feet away :???:

Obviously the ladies rarely if ever give their real names. And I had always thought that it was so cool that Paige's parents had the foresight to name her Pretty ....

I don't think that there is a non-sexy body part on a woman. Personally, I am not big on piercings and find that they detract from beauty ... particularly facial piercings. Nipple piercings scare me too - the last thing in the world I would want to do is rip on out, so that means that I have to force myself to keep part of the playground out of bounds.

There is a hotel beside the baseball stadium at the Vanier Parkway and the 417 ... I'll be damned if I can remember the name of it right now, even though I drive by it 10 times a week. Anyways, I used to get day rates there (for work purposes) all the time, and they were nice rooms.

Is Shy worth a try? Depends what you like ... I didn't find her to be an incredible conversationalist, but she seems to be a nice person nonetheless. It is already well documented that she has a butt that is second to none, is very accommodating to personal fetishes and is quite talented at what she does. I guess it is up to you if that makes her worth a try.

Is there an award for shortest feeback with the least amount of info:?: Glad you had fun though.

I got through to the phone number on CL right after I posted and spoke to Vicki, whoy has a very apparent french accent ... which is understandable given the fact that one of the CL ads says that she is french. The suggested donation was $120 for a half, including bbbj and Greek. She asked that I give her a call when I got to the Montreal and the Vanier Parkway so that she could give me more specific instructions at that time. 10 minutes later I was at the intersection ... and she was not answering the phone. 20 mintues later no luck. 30 minutes later same thing. (God that looks sad now that I've written it) Anyways, I went home to pack for a trip and was thinking of when I would be able to see Brook-Lynn again when my phone rang, and it was somebody claiming to be Vicki. This person spoke english with no accent, and when I told her that there was no way that she was the same person that I spoke to earlier, she said that she had just woken up when I called and must have been groggy. I've been known to speak with an Irish accent when I'm drunk, and occaisionally a Dutch accent when with my lesbian friends ... but I don't know anybody who only speaks with a french accent when they just wake up. For what it is worth, this "Vicki" reassured me that she was the only person on that number ... There is no doubt in my mind that this is a bait and switch, and I just don't have enough interest to meet Vicki #2 at her very non-prestigious location on Montreal Rd. Sorry Assman, I had my hopes up for this one too.

I've been trying to meet with her ... will let you know how it goes ... particularly if the rates are as Dreamer said.

If my brother (etc) was in a loving relationship with an SP and they were open about each other's respective occupations ... more power to them. The important thing is that they are honest with each other. If he was not aware of her occupation ... that is another story, but that would also be the case if she was hiding the fact that she was a doctor, accountant, furrier or tobacco lobbyist. The deception would be the source of my concerns, and not the occupation. OK, that is not completely true. I don't think that I could be supportive of a relationship involving either the furrier or the lobbyist - at least until they repented and found different careers. For what it is worth, the question in this thread has actually bugged me for quite a while. I took the question to heart, and was a little disappointed in myself when I realised that I probably wouldn't offer unconditional support to my brother ... at least if his partner was OK with doing harm to others.

Looks like Erin and I have a few favourites in common. The 68 (Hers) and Pie in the Sky are two of my all time favourites, is Forbidden Fruit. Thanks Inaluki ... great post.

With that cast, I bet there will be lots of requests for butter on the side.

There is very little that I prefer more than a nooner ...

If an SP recognised me during a visit, I most definitely would like to be made aware of this at the outset. Otherwise, what if we were in the middle of a highly intimate act, and I recognised the SP as being my mom's next door neighbour. Really, the last person that I want to think about during sex is my mom, so that could be quite the mood killer. Others have made the legitimate observation that some conflict of interest might potentially exist ... and while I can't think of any way that it might have an impact on me (unless I was supposed to photograph your wedding next week), it could be cause for concern for others. Although it wasn't part of Ava's original question, others have brought up the "meeting on the street" scenario, and I know that I for one would certainly like at least some type of casual recognition should we cross paths "in the real world". In fact, I would probably be put off if there wasn't at least a wink or a smile exchanged.

I can't really comment on the whether or not there has been a change in the number of SP's, but I can say that my experiences with SP's prior to coming to Cerb were sufficiently negative that I would not be hobbying anymore were it not for the positive referrals found here.

For what it is worth, I received an e-mail from FKS saying that Terren will be in Ottawa in early February.

As fate would have it, I just got home after having spent a wonderful time with Alex. Her reviews in the past have been consistent - intelligent, fit body, great personality, BEAUTIFUL eyes ... and the natural sense of comfort that she brings to the encounter. My experience was no different ... and I have to 'fess up that just looking into her eyes as she laid down beside me was one of the best experiences I have had this year. Damn straight I will be back.

I can't comment on the "shaved" status, but aside from that, Kimberly Shea seems have the rest of the traits that you are looking for. I wonder if you can get a vaginal toupe?

Red heads are a weakness for me too ... even married (and divorced) one. It should be easy enough to find an SP with pale skin about now ... none that I have seen lately have been going to tanning salons.

I called her directly ... didn't know an agency was involved.

Apparently I am the exception to the rule, 'cause I am more active during the holidays.

I was with Shy the other day and planned on finding out what constituted her PSE services ... and then she put her ass on my face and I forgot everything. Good lord she has an amazing bottom. Not good, not really good ... absofreakin-glutely amazing. I have to be alone for a moment now.