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Just wanted to say thanks to Cumquat and Emma for this poll ... I'm looking forward to seeing the numbers when more people have had an opportunity to vote.

Looks like the duo option is available again ... and leave it to Dreamer to be in there first! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=19725#post19725

Not all lamas spit. Would you like this one if I can arrange it for you? http://www.cebitec.uni-bielefeld.de/gradschool/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=156&Itemid=114 I don't think that this one has ever been referred to as a cutie patootie though. Paige: did you have any idea that the puppy was coming, or was it a total surprise when he arrived at your doorstep?

Since we are plugging YouTube clips, here is one that is also likely related to some other posts ... Btw, I'm not trying to be vulgar with this one. It is without a doubt the best 45 seconds of television that I have ever seen:

Hi Catherine. In one of your first posts on this thread you mentioned that you can count on one hand the number of times that you have received tips since arriving in Canada .... but your last post is clear in stating that you have received tips on a frequent enough basis. That must mean that you have not been in Canada very long, or that you have 300 fingers on one of your hands. Either way, I'm looking forward to seeing you when you come back (we exchanged e-mails earlier). Unrelated to my direct response to Catherine, I'd just like to chime in that I think that tipping should be expected in all personal service relationships wherein the service provider is not salaried and focuses on you as an individual (ie food/bar service, barber, hotel staff, taxi driver etc.). In fact, I'd say that some type of tip should pretty much be expected for even average service, with greater tips being reserved for exceptional service and lesser/no tips for exceptionally poor service. Just my three cents ...

I don't think that it is out of line to talk about limitations. Limits about which I am aware (through conversation or otherwise) are: LFK, DATY/O, CBJ and MSOG. Personally, I trip over the blue line so MSOG is not an option. (that was hilarious in my own mind) No greek and no digits. The YMMV caveat obviously has to be added. If you don't want to call her, feel free to send me the money and I will see her again for you. Seriously. Not a problem. :) I guess there is a reason why I have never done well in sales jobs.

I was just getting lazy when I wrote EE. By that I meant Executive Escorts, which was referenced in the header. CL is a list which apparently can't be mentioned here,

This is my first sp review/commentary, so please bare with me if it isn't up to the standards set by some of the more prolific posters here. I've posted comments etc. for the past two years under a different handle, but I have had to abandon it for reasons which are ... kind of lame. Anyways, a couple days ago I decided to wade into this "hobby" and set up a meeting with somebody who has been reviewed quite favourably on this site. Unfortunately that just couldn't be arranged, so I set up a meeting with another SP for yesterday morning ... and I got stood up. A little searching on escorts-canada and then CL brought me to a posting for Brook-Lynn, which only displayed a picture of her butt. Despite the ad's pronouncement that she is 18 and into daddy-daughter role playing (which I find kind of gross, but more power to you if it is your thing), I liked what I saw in the pic and gave them a call. It was about 3 in the afternoon at this point, and when I called the number I spoke with a pleasant sounding person named Victoria, who told me that Brook-Lynn would not be available until 7-7:30. She then gave me the URL for their website and suggested that I take a look at Cassidy, who was available immediately. I checked out the website (which provides very little in terms of different pics), and called back saying that I definitely wanted to see Brook-Lynn. I was then told to call back at 7-730 and something could be set up for a half hour later, at a downtown hotel. Here is where I messed up. I booked a day in advance with the SP who stood me up because I don't want to be the 2nd or 3rd guy that a woman is with on that day. If I wanted to do that again, I would get back with my ex-wife. OK, that was petty of me. Still accurate though. Anyways, being the first of the day is a hang-up with me, but I didn't share that with Victoria when trying to book Brook-Lynn. I just assumed that since she wasn't available for 5 hours that she was starting at that time. I am mentioning this because it had an impact on my overall experience, and it should be known that my hands aren't exactly clean with respect to the booking issue. So, I made my way downtown, called at 7 o'clock as instructed, and was told that I would have to call back in another hour. 8 o'clock came and I was told again that Brook-Lynn was just getting ready with make-up etc., and that I should call back in 40 minutes. I called again 40 minutes later having told myself that I would bail if there was another delay, and I was told to call from a certain hotel in about 10 minutes and I would be given the room number. Great. I made my way to the hotel, made the call, and was told that she would be another 10 minutes and I had to call back before I could be given the room number. Shit. 10 minutes later I called again, and at this time Victoria (with whom I had been speaking at EE) said that Brook-Lynn still wasn't ready, and she suggested that I meet up with Cassidy at the hotel bar. Brook-Lynn would call down to Cassidy when she was ready, and all would be right in the world ... Finally, there were better times. Cassidy is 22 ish, dirty blonde hair, approachably pretty, with a smallish frame and is genuinely fun to talk with. In fact, after spending about 20 minutes with her, I was thinking that I had made the wrong choice and should have made that initial appointment with her. 20 minutes later Brook-Lynn came down and appologised for the delay and the three of us chatted for a bit. I think that it is important to note that they were quite happy about being with EE, and wanted to stress that they proud that EE insisted on their SP's being drug free and that they couldn't be happier with how they were treated. That kind of thing matters to me because I like to know that the person that I am with is in the profession by choice and not necessity. On the down side, I also learned that reason for my not being able to see her at 7:30 was that she was with another booking. I have to say that this did not make me happy. I called early and did everything that I was told was necessary to see her at that time ... and I still ended up (at least) 2nd in line. If Brook-Lynn hadn't made such a strong impression on me when she came down, I would have left. Maybe I am being small minded, but this still bugs me. Now for the commentary on the rest of the experience with Brook-Lynn. For starters, she says that she just turned 18 two weeks ago, and I have no reason to doubt that. My personal preference is for the cute, girl-next-door type, preferably with glasses, and they need to have a nice butt. I also prefer smaller breasts, and I have to confess to a fetish for those ever-so-rare puffy nipples. Well, Brook-Lynn is almost exactly like that ... except her butt is far better than just "nice". She did, however, break her glasses, so that wasn't part of my visual smorgasborg. Just as important, she has an absolutely captivating smile, warm, friendly eyes, and is much more mature than the majority of her 18 year old peers. Kind of an old-soul in a young woman's body. Can you get any better than that? Brook-Lynn was OK with me writing a post on this board providing that I didn't go into explicit details, and I have to respect that. The fact that I am in a hurry to see her again should speak well enough to the overall experience with her ... notwithstanding the fact that there was one more aspect of the visit that could have been better. She did not in any way seem to be a clock watcher and was visibly surprised when our hour was just about up. Under different circumstances, I don't think that our session would have ended when it did, but Brook-Lynn shared the room with Cassidy (each had their own bed), and Cassidy had somebody waiting as soon as my hour was up. That lead to a bit of a rush that took away from such a wonderful 55 minutes before hand. One of the last things that Brook-Lynn mentioned to me was that she and Cassidy did duos - and I had in fact seen a headless photo of the two of them entwined in each others embrace when I was on the website earlier in the afternoon. I already said that that I was very much attracted to Cassidy, and since Brook-Lynn was such a total package I just had to exsperience the two of them at the same time. It isn't anything that I have ever done before, and they just seem too good for me to turn down this opportunity. Sadly, I went to the EE website a few minutes ago to confirm the spelling of Brook-Lynn and Cassidy's names, and Cassidy is no longer listed on the site. In fact, the mention of duo's is also off the site. Such is my luck ... always a little too late.

You would think that it would be easy to offer a generally sweeping statement as to what constitutes an ideal butt, but I can't do it. Generally speaking, I like big butts (Sir Mix-a-lot has completely ruined my ability to say that without singing a few bars of his damn song!) ... but they have to be firm. For example, J-Lo's 2001 butt was perfect - looking like she had two cantaloupe halves tucked inside her back pockets. But time has a way of being cruel to anything blessed with excess, and even though J-Lo's butt is still big, it has gone visibly soft and is no longer attractive. Smaller, more muscular butts (like Paige's well documented backside) can be awe inspiring when you are close, but are more difficult to appreciate from afar. And yes ... a butt can in fact get too muscular. More on that in a minute. I am definitely an ass man, and I think that there is nothing more enjoyable than the sensations brought about when DATY/O with a nice bum resting on my cheeks. Tactile responses are most important in this position. Soft and squishy is both self explanatory and gross. A nice butt is firm when squeezed and soft enough to give a little when touched or resting. Overly muscular and bruise inducing butts are just wrong. Obvious examples of overly muscular butts can be seen by looking at pics of any hardcore competitive bodybuilder, be they male or female (or male-lite, as many can appear to be). I think that few people would disagree that a person has gone too far when a butt cheek is no longer a single shape, but a collection of individually distinguishable muscles. I don't want to get black eye when a woman sits on my face! And while the "miss olympia" ass can arguably be used as an objective measure of body shaping gone too far, the point at which a person's training makes their bottom too muscular is much more subjective and given to individual tastes. I hope that made sense and I am not just rambling aimlessly. As for my nomination for "best ass in Ottawa" ... I am going to be a complete knob and confess that I forget her name. She was with Pink Kitty a year/year and a half ago ... used two different names while with them ... one the names started with an O I think (no, not Olympia). Olivia? I dunno. She was relatively petite and possibly had a little Mediterranean blood in her. I am about to write a review/commentary on an experience I had last night with BrookLyn from Executive Escorts, and I have to say that hers is one of the nicest butts that I have been close to in a looong time. Mid sized on a petite frame, but just perfect to the touch. Freakin' perfect. OK, it was my most recent experience and I may be a little blinded by that fact, but did I mention that I like her bum?