curious2

I'm from Ottawa, and I'm going to Windsor this weekend. I realize from looking at the Windsor section that there aren't many guys posting from this city, but I thought I'd ask anyway in case there was somebody with a strip club recommendation.

Go to the Nuden on Saturday night and try to find a parking spot. Or Pigale's for lunch on Friday. I'm sure a lot of regular bars wish they were also "uncool" like that.

I've never found Sunday nights to be a very successful time for finding pretty girls. Of course, YMMV, and there are always pearls to be found among all the clams!:handjob:

I wonder if there's a SAERB board out there with a strip club section for the very short discussion that would be tolerated? :smile:

Definitely not true from my perspective! The girls used to have big bushes too, which some people (like, say, SA! :-D) find attractive but I don't. I'm definitely way more of a fan of the strip club scene now than I used to be!

I haven't seen the showcase before at the Fax, but it's a fun concept. The only problem is the stage tends to get very crowded by the time the last girl comes on, so it's hard to see everyone from one little perch on pervert's row!

There's a great legal discussion going on in this thread: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1642 However I agree 100% with your view on time. I think the worst would be if escorts started charging like lawyers (in 0.1 hour or 6 minute intervals). Some guys would like that though.

Bouncers tend to throw you out quick if you leap on stage from pervert's row and start fondling the girls. :-P

I haven't actually ever been there, but the girls at Pigale always look down their noses at it (unsurprisingly of course since the girls who work there are beautiful but have no shortage of attitude or drama! :-o

The only dancer who I've met who's proficient & active at using this board is Julia. I've given out lots of instructions on how to access it, though, so there are a few girls out there who know about it (although they tend to lose their cellphones a lot, or inadvertently erase the instructions I sent them earlier so they ask me for them again... you know the drill :)

I've been going to clubs since the early 90's. Sure, the dances used to be $10, but the girl stood on her little step-stool thingy and danced 3 feet away from you. I thought it was great when the $20 lap dances started. I happily became addicted to touching, and would hate to move somewhere like Calgary or New York City where you can't touch at all! I can't say I've ever timed a song exactly, as I've always thought of the music as sort of inconsequential to the experience anyway. There's absolutely no doubt that strip clubs are an expensive form of entertainment. But Pigale's on a Friday afternoon is ridiculously busy, as is the Nuden on Saturday night (with a guy in the bathroom now to hand you a towel and stick his hand out for a tip), so I think the shortage of customers is being overstated.

Great idea, I should do that! :smile: It's just too easy to use those expensive $5 service charge machines in the clubs to replenish the wallet and have it all seem free until you look at the bank account the next day! Do you not mind the narrow seats and veal-fattening-pen cubicles in the CR?

True, it's always hit or miss, but the ratio of hits is better at Pigales. Generally the mileage is limited to being able to touch the outside of their pussies. Sometimes DIGITS are OK. I was offered FS once for $200 plus the dances, and turned into a $100 handjob which was a total waste of money as her reminder that the $20/3 minute timer was also ticking at the same time guaranteed that I couldn't finish quickly and I only had $140 on me. Strip Clubs are a very lousy option for achieving orgasms. They're a lot of fun, though, if that's not the big objective of that part of the evening.

Or hustle us all into old age homes, or push us off on icebergs, or whatever... :mrgreen:

While it's absolutely true about the song length, they do have very good quality control ensuring beautiful women there (not just any girl looking to cover rent at the end of the month), and the booths downstairs are much more private than the clubs in Ontario so the mileage is definitely higher there.

They've always been really careful to keep things very discrete for me, making sure to check first to make sure I don't run into anybody in the hallways etc. I'm sure it would be more difficult at a busy time like a Friday night or something, but it's not like they'd leave you sitting chit-chatting with the guys in a waiting room or anything!

I think I'm about a million times more clever when I can think things over and rephrase them endlessly in writing rather than stumbling orally. Of course, there's the problem of overthinking things too, and/or having a point that you thought was very clear misread because of the lack of body language to go along with comments. Maybe just demand she take money to make things simpler! ;-)

Not Gabrielle with the ridiculously huge basketball sized tits. Gabriella was a very attractive very light-skinned Latina (I embarrassed myself by guessing that she was Asian at first). She used to work daytimes late in the week (Thu/Fri), but I haven't gone there for months so I'm not sure that she's still around. I get the distinct impression from the Pigale website that nobody's bothering to ever update it or anything so it's not very useful to check that way.

I'm a big fan of Club Madellyn Jae (like many on here!)--Jasmin definitely eased my trepidation when I went for my orientation. Very clear price with no hidden charges, excellent consistent service, lots of beautiful women so you can definitely find exactly what you're looking for, extremely discreet, and very classy environment. It looks like their website (www.clubcmj.com) isn't really functioning right now with the regular contact form, but it does give a phone number.

Is that the real Steve Langford from the Howard Stern Show? :mrgreen:

At my favourite club downtown called "Kingdom", they charge $20/dance plus a $20 entrance fee to the VIP room but they take off their panties and although they give the standard "you can't touch down there" speech almost all the girls allow exterior touching or even DIGITS after a few dances. At a bar I don't recommend there called "Kamasutra", they have $10 dances where they don't take their panties off or $20 dances where they do, but there's absolutely no other difference at all.

What does Selena look like? There used to be another Selena who danced at Barb's and the Nuden up until 6 months ago, but unfortunately she moved out west right after getting a really beautiful boob job! Posted via Mobile Device

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Currently my favourite grind is provided by Lola at Barbarella's. Not the same fierce "Oh shit I think she might have snapped it off!" feeling as Nelly, but nice and firm and extremely enthusiastic. Bonus--she has a gorgeous pussy! Posted via Mobile Device

Also it's shift change time, so the day girls overlap the night girls for a while. Posted via Mobile Device