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I once lived near a place in Toronto that had a formal-looking sign that said "Registered Shiatsu Massage". Did I ever feel foolish when I walked in looking for a legit massage and ended up mumbling something stupid to all the women in lingerie inside about how I like that too, but I just wasn't looking for it right that moment:oops:!

Oh, sorry, that's a "u". Please forgive my ridiculous and inappropriate post! ;-)

That makes sense. Kind of like when I lived in Oakville briefly--clubs aren't allowed there, so there are a bunch a few blocks from city limits in Mississauga. Posted via Mobile Device

Jason's closed years ago. Posted via Mobile Device

I've never been to Cabaret Canada. The one time I was going to, a few years ago on New Years Day with a buddy out in the west end, we called to make sure they were open and the girl there said "Yeah, when are you coming? How many?" which I thought was odd. Anyway, we drove there and it was closed, so I suspect they weren't getting much business at all. I've heard several times that I didn't miss much...

Not a hijack IMO--CERB is excellent for current information like this. I can't imagine that the owner of Barb's wouldn't want to re-open in another downtown location well before it's torn down to take advantage of all the business from out-of-town business-men at the downtown hotels. I have absolutely no source to back this up, but I would be surprised if Barb's isn't the most profitable club in Ottawa because of the location. I hope if they move they improve that crappy CR they have!

Always enjoy your posts SA! Portia says she misses you as she hasn't seen you in months! :) It's a lot of fun to throw huge amounts of money around at the clubs (which I've done many, many times in the last year), and I find it fun to know all the girls/have the waitress automatically bring your order without asking, but it sure isn't very cost effective if mileage is the goal. I find it very strange that there are no clubs in the west/southwest ends to take advantage of the huge growing populations in Barrhaven, Kanata, and the new far-south end community whose name escapes me right now. It would seem to indicate to me that you're right, there is a decline going on.

Yeah, I told her she was way too pretty to be working there. I guess, though, as some members here have pointed out, sometimes there are gems that can be found at the Dollar.

Barb's does have some very pretty ladies. The Dollar, in my opinion, is the worst dive on the Ottawa strip club scene.

Really, that sort of thing could happen anywhere where you have a large number of people plus alcohol. It's not like a nightly occurrence. The girl who was on stage when it happened (Jasmine) was really upset and said she was sure it was going to severely decrease business though. Probably true.

Yeah I've got a cell phone too. So do 99.9% of people. I guess we're all in the same game!:razz:

I doubt the cops ask you whether you "trusted" an MP before they bust a place and charge you as a "found-in". Risk assessment sure does vary wildly between people. I consider going to strip clubs a LOWER risk than incalls. The way we parse risk here would be considered quite ridiculous by somebody on another more sedate hobby board (like, say, video games) where the risk is zero. This whole hobby is on the higher side of the risk scale, I'd say.

CFRA has a very non-descriptive article: http://cfra.com/

Might be a little frustrating without any privacy/leisurely happy ending, but I'm sure there would be a market--I'd give it a try!

Like antlerman said, read between the lines.

No poker in the rear, either... One of my favourite dancers at the Nuden, Julia (young, brunette, long hair, small boobs, very firm smooth body--legit student who's extremely smart) told me that the BareFax lost their liquor licence for a little while. Looks like they'll get it back by Canada Day though... http://www.ottawacitizen.com/BareFax+feels+cost+liquor+licence+loss/1719322/story.html

Enjoyed that post! I'm always amazed at how quickly things change in this business--imagine how many girls strip club managers see cycling through in the span of a few years!

Nelly at the Nuden (brunette, long hair, piercing below her lip). Most aggressive lap dance I've ever had. I take my glasses off with her--she'd crush them for sure if I didn't. I don't know if there's an acronym for her--if she was an escort I bet she'd be PSE rather than GFE. She mentioned (idly) once opening a massage place--I keep asking her (hopefully!) But she just laughs. Posted via Mobile Device

Absolutely! The girls at Barb's are very high quality. The Champagne Rooms there are terrible, though--arranged like cattle pens or office cubicles with very narrow chairs.

It's extremely classy looking, superior to any other club in Ottawa, and the couches are far more comfortable than the chairs in the other regular booths, or say for instance the cattle-pens in Barb's. The Nuden was always an extremely low-mileage bar anyway with CR's that are pretty open, so being totally open isn't that much of a stretch.

They finally re-opened the VIP room upstairs that got burned up in the fire. The renovations are really nice--there are nice big couches and mirrors on the walls. Only problem is it's wide open (similar to the Airport Strip club in Toronto), so there are no walls between the couches. They're far away from each other--it's not like you're brushing up against the other guys (!), but there's not much privacy.

CMJ has only been mentioned about 34 billion times. www.clubcmj.com

First go to the public site (www.clubcmj.com), make an inquiry about membership, and Jasmin will explain everything and give you the private site when you join. It's well worth it!

I like Kingdom. Gorgeous club--I got some semi-high mileage there (digits), But there's nothing more at the downtown clubs. I find the merb strip club disussion forum very useful. Posted via Mobile Device

I used to get them all the time at the Nuden--unfortunately Since the fire they have no booths big enough. Maybe after The renovations are finally done... I found it definitely best if the girls are friends--way more touching Of each other. Less intimate though--more of a show than a regular Private dance with just one girl. I used to enjoy getting duos In a semi-open area where other girls would pass by and comment Or even jump in for a few seconds. Posted via Mobile Device