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I love the Nuden for this! My favourite dancer is Jasmine, a gorgeous Philipina with natural C's (pretty unusual for an Asian girl). She works pretty much every night. Her friend Jada is Vietnamese--more traditional Asian body type. They do excellent duos as they are super-comfortable doing a lot of touching/licking etc (on each other). There are often other Asian girls there, but as is the nature of the Nuden (the girls determine their own schedules on a day-to-day basis), you often don't see them until rent is due again... Posted via Mobile Device

The dancers and waitresses there say it was really busy--but apparently they removed all the tables and chairs and pool tables so it was more like a regular night club than a strip club. Very few stage shows and no private dances. I thought it sounded pretty boring and I'm glad I didn't go. Posted via Mobile Device

I went there 15 years ago, also freshly divorced and slightly drunk, but quickly sobered up when I heard the price list! I ended up getting just a handjob--unbelievably, it was done with a condom. Totally mechanical--I ended up thinking I could have done a much better and cheaper job myself!

My favourite stripper put my watch back on my wrist after a few lap dances the other day and said "see, I provide full service!". Somehow I don't think she's familiar with the real meaning of the phrase... or maybe she is, and I'm the one really getting screwed here... :)

They used to have male & female shows periodically on some Saturday nights (male/female strippers alternating on the main stage), which my wife & I found really fun, then they switched to one sex on the main stage and the other upstairs, but I was kind of glad she decided not to go last time as I heard later it was not at all couple-friendly and there was only one guy sitting with his GF in the crowd of screaming women downstairs.

I used to really like Daisy, an extremely petite (4' 11") girl with an extremely sensuous, slow pole dancing technique who worked at Pigale's in the daytime up until the spring. Took me a while to realize that she also danced for me a couple of years ago at the Nuden. Easily the most pleasant personality that I ever encountered in a dancer, as well as having the prettiest pussy I've ever seen! She went back home to northern Ontario, but I sure do miss her!

I'm also quite new to this, and was very happy to find out just how discreet and "non-seedy" CMJ is. This board has proven to be an invaluable resource. At first I was skeptical after lurking on the other boards and getting used to the often-brutal reviews, but I'm definitely a convert! Posted via Mobile Device

Esoterica is correct. I must say, though, that Niki is probably the closest thing to GFE that's possible without any sort of penetration. Posted via Mobile Device

Niki is great--while it's true that she's older, she's extremely comfortable with and good at what she does. Posted via Mobile Device

I also met Naomi on the way out the other day--she's stunningly gorgeous. CMJ is fabulous!

or "Porscha" or "Porche", whichever way you want to spell it... She's at the Nuden, weekdays noon to 6:00 and every second Saturday afternoon. She's one of my favourites--incredibly friendly and very pretty. Another one of my favourite daytime girls at the Nuden is Molly. She's a petite young French-Canadian girl, blond, bolt-ons but an extremely good job so they look and feel very nice, a nice flat stomach, and a tattoo that I actuallly find attractive as it's extremely light like a watermark, so even though it's quite large you can barely see it. Extremely pretty face. She's there Mondays, and Wednesday to Friday. At night at the Nuden my favourite girl is Jasmin. She's a gorgeous young Philippina--very nice natural breasts (fairly large for an Asian girl) and beautiful hair and face. I like to get duos from her and her friend Jada--lots of fun! At Pigale's I like Alexandra (she's older, but gives an excellent lap dance). She only works on Thursday and Friday afternoons. I used to like Gabriella there (a pretty young Spanish girl) as she used to work Thursday and Friday afternoons as well, but I haven't seen her in 6 months so I'm not sure if she's still there.

To be honest, I took this review with more than a just a little bit of salt because of the mandated positivity of everything on this board, but then I went to see Leah. She is extremely pretty and incredibly skilled just as advertised. She is very good at what she does, not mechanical or rushed at all. Now excuse me while I book her again this week before everyone beats me to it!

Niki at CMJ is older and provides an excellent massage.