Mr. Tubesteak

Contacted Casedy the other night based on a discussion about her here on the board. All I can say is I'M SO F%KING GLAD I DID! I have always been a fan of a great show weather it be at the theatre, cinema, or from a SP. What I want to see is something inspiring and new. OMFG did Casedy deliver. As anyone who knows me can attest, I am an absolute sucker for a great rendition of any classic harmony played solely on the skin flute. And as everyone knows the best flutists are the ones that show determination, focus, fluidity, and never shy away from a challenging piece. Now as some may have guessed I have earned my handle, not from working hard, but from the sheer luck of having a father whose loins were also blessed with the gift of a meat hammer that puts Thor's beloved Mjolnir to shame. That said I live with the curse everyday that has me yearn for a set of tonsils that can swallow said hammer. Many times have I been ensured complete envelopment of the Johnsonville brat only to be let down as only 1/3 of the tubesteak disappears. Oh...to be of normal length and girth. Most men don't realize how blessed they are ;) Long story short it was an experience of a lifetime served with a smile. Casedy is he type of lady that you can chat with before and after. She's like an exGF that you can still tap into on those lonely nights and who shows just how to push all your little love buttons. Thanks again Casedy! I plan to repeat. Now gentlemen! Line up to get your tickets for the show!

I'd like to personally welcome Miss Aube to the capital. It's been a long time since we had such a sweet lady in our midst. I was only able to meet her after midnight. When I texted her and asked if that would be too late she responded "I am a lady of the night". Right off the bat I knew she had a great sense of humour. She welcomed me in a motel in the East end. When the door opened I was greeted by a stunning piece of art. Aube, pronounced 'Aw-bey', has some of the hottest ink on a female I have ever laid eyes on. She also has some sweet ass curves to boot! We had abrief chit chat and she offered me a shower which I was happy to indulge in. I realized later that my time started AFTER I got out of the shower, so no issues about clock watching. When I got out we had a bit more conversation and then the main event. I'll save most of the details to myself,but let's just say that I am a huge fan of the one thing she claims to be great at in her posts. All I can say is she EPIC in this department. Plenty of tease and build. When I had any recomendation on how the session could go better she was all ears. She truly wants to perform her best for the client (YMMV). Please give this new goddess to Ottawa a sweet friendly hello. I spent a half hour with Miss Aube and it was life changing. Thanks again, Miss Aube!

Having been surprised by the sudden reappearance of TM I decided I wasn't going to miss out. I called and arranged for an hour since I usually book for halfs and had a special goal on my mind for the night..MSOG. Taylor met me in the lobby of her place where we had a brief intro. When she brought me to her apartment I was immediately greeted by her dog, a little thing with a little more bark then bite :) Taylor quickly apologized and told her pup to relax...which id did, and led be to her bedroom. This was the only reason the rating for atmosphere was an 8.5, otherwise it would have been a 10. We had a few laughs, and got to know each other for a bit before the show started...and start it did! Taylor's reviews here are incredible, and for good reason. Anyone who has been with her understands that Taylor has a very special skill in the hand/eye/mouth department. See, with TM you don't just receive the best BBBJ there is in the city. You are literally placed on a throne,....in heaven,....with doves in the air,....(you get the point). I am a little on the lrg size so I don't normally get to experience a true DT. I did on this visit. To sum up, after what happened during this visit, I can honestly say that TM is an experience you don't want to pass up. I never got to make it to round 2, cause round ! lasted a little long and I was cumpletely:) drained. She is charming, gorgeous, sexy, and very skilled. Don't miss out. Thanks TM!

Sindy is innnncredible ;) Mmmmmm.....also, for the folks that go back old school, Mia-Bella had a rump that topped the charts as well

Went to visit Naughtie (Vienna as she was once called) the other night and was completely blown away:icon_wink:. I booked for an hour and wish I had booked for the rest of my life. I was greeted at the door by a dark haired bombshell that is every booty lovers dream. She was wearing a tight little number that showed all her curves It had been a long week and I needed a massage real bad. As soon as we met she asked if I wanted a shower. Being a gentleman and it being the end of my shift I took her up on that offer. 5 minutes later I was off to the room with the massage table. She undressed immediately and proceeded to give me the best hour-long massage one could ever give. I'd say that I'm good for a year after that massage but too bad I'm fully addicted to what this woman offers. Oh well, what's a guy to do?...How about go back as often as I can!!! I tell you, this woman can read people. She knew just how to mix the right amount of pressure during the massage with sensuality. What I often find about MA's is that it's always the massage that suffers in lieu of the finish. Vienna is the opposite. Not to say that the finish isn't earthshattering but, in fact, the massage heightens the finish in her case. The way this girl talks is so sexy that I had to go right home after and make a deposit in the spank bank in her memory. Guys, take it from me, this is not one to be missed. If you had the oppertunity to go to heaven and back...would you not take it. Thank you Vienna. I will see you again, both in my dreams, and in real life. Until next time.

I saw Chanel a few weeks back. All I can say is amazing! This woman is hot!!! She has the softest skin and quite the assets. Booty lovers paradise!:exagerefesses: She was sweet and kind to boot. Her location was clean and I felt very safe in the upscale hotel room. Her service was truely an A+++ experience. Can't wait to see her again. Thanks Chanel.

Well what can I say. I've been looking at her pics for a while and I just had to sample the wares. Karine's apartment was absolutely beautiful! She put me at ease right away and waited for me in the bedroom while I warmed up my hands in the sink with some hot water. (it was cold out and I believe that warm hands make for warm times!) After that Sinn proceeded to undress by the foot of the bed. As soon as she let her top fall to the floor I was on my knees and all over those perfect sphere's in a heartbeat. This woman is a goddess and she works very hard to keep herself this way. After a little tit play she led me to the bed,I took off my clothes, and she had me lie on my back. She then proceeded to give me incredible oral which lasted about 15 mins. This was complete with all the eye contact anyone would want. When I couldn't handle it any more I flipped Karine to her back and reciprocated. This woman enjoys oral a lot. After ten mins her breathing quickened and so did the moans....and blammo!....orgasm! There is nothing hotter than the hottest woman you've ever seen have a mindblowing orgasm. That's one memory for the spank bank to hold on to forever. After that I checked in on the big man who wasn't lookin too big any more. Karine treated me to oral again and within 5 minutes I was ready to take it to the next level. I asked her which position she enjoyed and she replied "mish & doggie".So the hat went on and we started in mish and ended in mish 15 minutes later. I was still soooo turned on from her orgasm that my sexual indulgence trumped my stamina. We rested for the next 20 mins chatting. I had intended to go another round with Karine but the conversation was awesome and she's a funny girl with a good sense of humour. I started to get dressed and lamented on my disappointment on not having seen that glorious backside smash into my junk as I'm a huge doggie lover...but as we both agreed....anticipation is the best turn-on. I'll be making another appointment soon. Thanks Karine.:icon_wink:

I was wondering if someone could add to the comment made by Sinn(the former SP from PK). She says that the fella who keeps slamming her on CL is, in fact, Jason from PK. Slamming people publically is not cool...unless they are, in fact, an unsafe person to be with. Anyways, I noticed that the person slamming Sinn is only doing so on CL so I'd like to invite that person here, on CERB, to make a comment, if they have one to make. Also...if Jason from PK is the one slamming her....or not, then I invite him to comment here. This review board and it's community is all about truth and rooting out lies. Please...Sinn....Jason...let's have a talk and get all this bull*#!t cleared up. Also...I apologize to bothe Sinn and Jason if I have offended either one of you with this post...but the air should be cleared so both of you can get on with your lives and stop wasting each other's time.8-)

Count me in. I love a good social.:bddog: Especially if Cleo and Molly will attend!

Thanks for all the advice...now I just have to pick!!!:bjs:

I was hoping someone (SP or client) could give help me out with a little fantasy I'd like to see fulfilled. I'm looking for a SP who is really good at the art of the oral tease. Someone who knows just how to make a man squirm. This would have to be someone who is extraordinary at BBBJ, doesn't mind either COF or CIM and most importantly is an expert at dirty talk with plenty of eye contact during oral. :bjs:

I had the pleasure of meeting Cleo last night as I was heading home from work. I was running a little late and I knew that Cleo had an appointment in about a half hour. Normaly I'd be guaging my time and checkin' my watch so that I'd be out the door in time to avoid the ever uncomfortable moment when you bump into another client of the SP you just spent time with. When I arrived at the incall I was greeted by an absolute gem of a woman. This woman has all the hotness of a suicide girl mixed with the familiarity of an old friend. This woman has the sickest tats I'v seen. If you like body art, this is your woman. Immediately I was at ease. I brought a coulple of beers with me so we had a drink and she assured me that if we carried on beyond the start time of her next appointment then the next person could wait for a few minutes. This laid back, non rushed approach relaxed me right away. Long story short, we just talked for about 20 minutes at which point I inquired about the 15 minute special she had advertised. I'm ususally not a taker of the 15 min quickie but was I ever glad I did. We started LFK and then moved to the bed where she got down to biz. This woman truely enjoys what she does. It was just a BBBJ but worth its weight in gold. The CIM was excellent as was the eye contact. After the little man blew his top Cleo grabbed my hand and pulled it toward her kitty. Based on her attitude with the BBBJ I wasn't surprised to find that she was dripping wet. Then she said "This is what you can look forward to next time". SHA-WING! One sentence. That's all it took...and Cleo, if your reading this... "I'll be back sooner than I think.":bddog:

Excellent review....I need water now!:jackoff:

I'd have to agree with E.D. man that Sin is the best. I would also have to say that Mia-bella is off the hook in this area.:bjs: Dan.

Hey folks....this review has been long overdue. 1st time) Just had to spill the beans on this tasty little morsel. I have seen Summer on 2 occasions. She is worth her weight in gold...and that's from just seeing her for the first time. The first occasion was a bit of a write-off as I was unable to perform....properly. Nerves, I guess. Summer was very patient with me and kept me entertained with great conversation for the full hour. In fact, in retrospect the first time with her was just the appetizer to the main course. Our first meeting was just a big tease. 2nd time) On our second encounter I literally went to heaven. I started off with a little body worship. You know, toes, legs, ass, breasts, the "Y". The whole 9 yards. Nothin gets me hotter than lookin up close. Summer has an ass sculpted by De Vinci himself. I asked if I could taste a piece of that homemade "Y":cooter:. She said yes and appeared to enjoy it, moaning at all the right moves. This woman was not faking. After about 10 minutes, she reciprocated. Increddible!!! This woman knows how to please a sick bastard like myself. With enough drool to make a newborn proud. After 10 more mins she said she wanted me inside her. We started with mish then moved onto doggie. On our first meeting she told me her favorite position was from behind so for this encounter we decided to save the best for last as it is my favorite as well. My GOD!!! I won't go into the full details but this woman can take it as well as dish it out. Her sex drive is golden. We kept at it for about 30 mins. THESE WERE THE BEST 30 MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!! After the session we chatted a little before I left which, like the first time, was very pleasent. My 'Summer'y: She was sexy, knew what she was doing, took great care of me, made me feel like the King I think I am, and I would repeat in a heartbeat. If you are an ass lover then step into Summer's office. Please take good care of this one. Summer ROCKS!!! To Summer.... Thank you for your patience and for giving me the best hour of my life!:bddog:

That's the one story you'd want to tell everyone: "Man...there I was with my 11th chica of the day and...." Tis a shame he died. Took the braggin' rights with him to the grave.:cry:

I usually not one to kiss and tell but... The other night I decided to call up one of my favorite agencies, Tempted2touch. I really didn't have a specific idea of who I wanted for the evening so I went with whoever had the best looking booty. (Am I shallow or honest?) Hen name was Kianna. Anyways, I made the call and showed up at the location which was very convenient to get to. When I got to the front door to the room I was greeted by one of the sweetest little things I ever did see. No joke. This woman had a smile that can melt hearts. She ushered me into the room and I took off my coat and shoes. I took a breif shower cause I just got off work. When I got out I lay on the bed with Kianna for about 15 minutes, just talking. As the conversation lengthened so did I. She kept moving to different positions on the bed, not trying to be sexy, just to get more comfortable. I couldn't take my eyes off her. This woman has the most beautiful body and after some conversation I knew that this was also someone I can really enjoy talking to, as well. I'll keep the details to a minimum as I believe each experience should be kept between two consenting adults: It started with a lot of light touching/kissing on her body. I'll be honest...this was my favorite part of the hour we spent together because she happened to be wearing my favorite perfume. With the right perfume every feeling of passion is magnified a thousand times over. I next proceeded with a littly DATY which she was more than responsive to. She then covered the little man up and reciprocated. Excellent! Next she asked what I wanted to do and I told her that the first position was her choice. She said she loved doggie. How can I argue? She got on her hands and knees on the bed and we went at it. My god! We never changed positions. After about 15 minutes I was spent. Long story short: Best experience ever! I will repeat. In the meantime, I'm going to get myself a bottle of that perfume and strap it to my nose. Ya, I know I'll look weird but at least I'll be reminded of the best experience I've ever had with a woman.:motion: Thank you Tempted2Touch....but more importantly... :lol: Thank You KIANNA!!!:lol:

Now...if we could just get every woman to use one...

CK is like a superhero... protecting the innocent from the wrath of B&S, Fakes, and Crackheads. I picture him riding in on his trusty steed (Sp of his choice) armed with his laptop....OK maybe thats going too far but seriously CK's the man! P.S. I think we're all wondering who your trusty steed will be...:bddog:

Thanks for being a lifesaver cowboy. Hope to read you in the new year.

Thanks for all the super suggestions. The XXX-Mas season is almost upon us and I'v got some homework to do. If anyone has a great duo experience can you please add to this thread.

This message goes out to all the SP's as well as the clients. As it stands right now, it appears that I will have a little xtra $$ after the holidays. With my $$$ in hand I have decided to embark on a mission: I am looking to have my two great sex fantasies fulfilled: 1) 1-2hr FS with MSOG and COB or COF 2) 1hr FS with 2 SP's with MSOG and CIM I know they sound specific (maybe not...to some) but it is important to me to fulfill them. The dates I'm looking at are Dec 27 & 28. A few other specs are that they must be incalls. What I need from all you folk is some solid 'duo' recomendations. And SP's...please help someone in need during the cold winter.Lol:-?

This is my first post. So I had a long week at work and decided to get myself some. I scoured CL for an hour and I got the usual BS. Found a SP I wanted to call....no answer. Found another....no incall. And another....No DATY. (one of my fav's). Then I find an ad for Sanja. The photo shows a cute girl in a bathtub. "Why not?", I think. I make an appointment for 12:15 at night. The woman on the phone was not the SP. Usually I don't do agencies but once again...why not? I get to the hotel and call back the # to let the SP know I'm downstairs. She tells me that The woman in the photo I saw on CL is not the woman I'm on my way to see. Thanks for letting me know before! After that I go to the room anyways. The woman who greets me at the door is, for sure, not the woman in the photo. Instead I was met by the most beautiful SP I've ever seen. She was a tiny thing about 5'3"? 107lbs? Whatever.....she was hot! She had light brown hair and a killer body. I love a petite woman. She has the most gorgeous little breasts and an "I'd love to sink my teeth into it" ass. I'm an ass guy all the way. She was very friendly and had a beautiful smile. This was not the woman I wanted but this was exactly the woman I wanted. I'd struck gold. I instantly have all these fantasies going on in my head about how I would run my hour with this tight little sexpot. We are on the bed and she leans over to me so I can feel her super tight body. Then her head moves downtown. After that it was a blur. I have never.....ever......had my cock worked so hard in my life...and I've had some amazing BJ's. But this wasn't just a good BJ.....it was a BBBJCIM. She was slappin it aginst her tounge, deepthroating it, liking the head like it was ice cream. What a woman. Halfway through it I'm starting to think of the next position I want her in but the BBBJ was just soooooo good. She works my unit for about 20 min. and I ask her if she is getting tired. She says no (with me in her mouth) and then proceeds to double her efforts. At this points she's moving up and down and making yummy noises like "mmmmmm" and "ooohhh" with my cock in her mouth. I start to think that this girl loves what she's doing. No....I know it. She's even doing the porno thing with the trail of spit going from my cock to her tounge. I give up the thought that we will be having sex because, in my view, you don't push aside the best BBBJ in your life. Besides there is always next time. And I am thinking about it already. All in all, the price was a little steep. 1/2 hor for $160. That said, there is no price you can put on the best BBBJCIM I've ever had. I believe the agency I found her through was Honeyzworld. I will repeat (every night if I could afford it). P.S. Thank you Mia for the best service the biz has to offer.:p