VedaSloan

Please keep in mind, I have no children, nor have I been married, but my best advice is to talk to your wife. Communicate with her, tell her how you're feeling, find out what she is feeling. Sometimes an honest reconnection and evaluation of the situation does wonders. Maybe it will lead to a divorce, maybe it will strengthen your marriage. Whatever you do, I wish you the best of luck, it's a difficult situation to be in.

Thanks! I also wanted to jump in because I heard our sweet Dummpy was getting some heat about that particular comment and I wanted to let everyone know that I wasn't offended in the least.

Having been mentioned, I thought I should jump in and say, with enthusiasm, that I offer PSE and yes, like Dummpy said, it's true, I don't have a porn star bod. And I'm totally okay with that. Individual tastes vary and what isn't for one, rocks another. And for those who do like a curvy woman, I will rock you :)

I would like to make some friends and then get a social life. This leads up to getting out of my apartment more often, and not just to get groceries or the green (both kinds).

UT for YOU, I would. As for the rest of you lot, who knows. But probably not. :P

Emma, you're such a sweetheart. I hope you enjoy the rest of the holidays and have a happy new year!

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with the man I live with.

I do not like discussing what I will or won't do with a potential client. When you start discussing things like an itemized bill, it's a lot less fun when you actually get down to it. All you need to know, is that provided you're not hygienically impaired and you're not rude, there are A LOT of things that I'm happy to do for you.

My introduction to the biz happened as follows: I was screwing this really cute guy, and a couple of other guys also, and so I didn't have any time left over for S and so I told him I didn't want to sleep with him anymore and he asked me how I felt about sleeping with him for money. And I gotta say, I felt very good about it! My first official client through the Playgirls completely spoiled me. It was a seduction to be sure. Wine, hot oil massage, hot towels, strawberries and chocolate, the works. I felt like I should have been paying him, haha!

You can cum in my mouth too. Or on my face, boobs. Really, take your pick.

This will be my first season as well, and thus far, for me at least I've found business to be slow. Of course, the transit strike here in Ottawa isn't helping matters. I would assume that things slow down around the holidays because people are spending their money on presents for friends and family. Plus, it's a very busy time of year.

Yeah, I hadn't heard anything either. But then again, like Ava, I am pretty out of the loop.

Personally, I've always loved tall, gangly types. I love a man's smile and men who walk with confidence.

I enjoy breaking in the newbies. There is some delicious satisfaction in blowing minds.

As a very adventurous Ottawa SP, I have to give props to those of us here in Ottawa providing comparable service to Monts. If you look carefully, you can find us! On another note, I've never been to Montreal, but I'm thinking of hitting it up for New Years.

Once, out of curiosity I measured my then-boyfriend's penis when he was erect. It was 9 inches of gloriousness. Which is the length from the inside of my elbow to my wrist and now if I need to guess-timate, I just eyeball it against my arm.

I've had guys ask me if I'm really a G cup, and not just in a PM or in chat, they've asked during the appointment. Um, you've got them right in front of you, what do you think? I had one guy ask me if I really needed my glasses or were they just for show. I guess I'm out of the loop, I didn't know people wore glasses when they didn't need them.

I took a cultural anthro class a few years back and there was a tribe in Polynesia (I think) whose coming-of-age ceremony involved the boy taking on the manhood of an elder, that is, swallowing his cum. True story.

Just to throw some lovin' to the turtlenecks out there! I've always enjoyed the uncut.

I don't care either way as long as hygiene is not an issue.

I don't really know any other SP's, and I don't have access to the SP-only forum for warnings/bad encounters because I work for an agency. So what you say to me, stays with me.

If you come off as rude, or sound like you cut-and-pasted the same email to every SP on CERB, I just ignore you.

Hey everyone! As those who know me know, I flew to England this past Friday and was supposed to be going all over. Ha. I spent three days in London, which was awesome, I love it there, even if it is so expensive. Then, I decided instead of going around England by myself, I'd go to the Netherlands and visit a friend, and he's been taking me around. It's much better with a guide. Haha. I was disappointed to learn that I couldn't get a Portsmouth scarf (football/soccer) unless I actually went to Portsmouth, because the company that makes them only make their stuff or something, so it's not sold all over. Plus, they're a smaller club than say, Chelsea or Liverpool, who have tons of money and therefore you can get their stuff no matter where you are. No matter, I got a jersey anyways and it is awesome. Though, I really think England needs to add some more colours to its teams. Everything was either red or blue. Hahaha. Twas funny, when I was asking around about where I could find football stuff, some guys asked which team I was looking for and when I told them, they scoffed that Portsmouth was a crap team and I just replied, so why'd they win the cup last year then and their mouths fell open. I don't think they expected a Canadian and a woman no less to know about soccer. I got into a shouting match with a drunk Englishman on the overnight bus to Amsterdam from London because he was talking and singing to himself and swearing up a storm at like 2 in the morning and I was trying to sleep and I asked him to be quiet and he didn't appreciate it that much. It went something like this: me: could you be quiet please, I'm trying to sleep. English dude: shut the fuck up me: you shut the fuck up, people are trying to sleep English dude: you've got some nerve speaking to me like that you fat American bitch, I've lived here for 25 years, I can't stand you fucking tourists who come here and think you can talk to me whatever way you want. me: if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to tell the driver you've been drinking and get you thrown off. and I'm canadian, asshole English dude: you fat cunt, I hope you rot in Amsterdam He kept going on so I finally went up to the driver and told him what was going on, and a couple of the other male passengers had words with him on my behalf (aww, aren't they sweet, even the feminist in me loves when gents jump to my defense) and then when we were stopped at the border between Belgium and Holland for a break, the police ousted him off the bus and he was not happy. Hahaha, sucker, don't mess with Erin. So I'm now in Utrecht and it is absolutely beautiful here. There is so much history and I've never seen so many bicycles and cyclists in my entire life. It is mad. I love all the cobbled streets and canals. And the frites (fries). whoever thought of putting mayo and satay sauce and onions on fries is an absolute genius. They were so good, I wish Canada had them. I'm totally going to attempt to recreate it back home, and I'm sure it wont' be the same, but it doesn't matter. This afternoon, I'm meeting my friend in Amsterdam and he's going to take me around and I'm totally going to the sex museum and to see the hookers in the windows. Hahaha. Oh and another thing, I did not realize how freaking tall Dutch people are until I was sitting on a bench by the canal and my feet didn't reach the ground. Hahaha. That's all I've got for now, I'm having a great time and I'll have lots of stories/pictures for you when I return Nov. 1. xoxoxoxo Erin

I'm honored that I had the chance to meet you, and it is because of you that I have met so many more of the great guys here on cerb. You wrote my first review and I'll never forget you. I hope that while you may not be participating anymore that you'll still keep in touch from time to time :) I really enjoyed our conversations and our time together. best of luck and all the rest, ciao bella (I don't know how to make it masculine, but you catch my drift)

Doesn't really matter how you re-enter, whatever you choose to put on is going to come off anyways ;)