VedaSloan

Ok, I'm gonna be blunt (big surprise!) Guess what? You stink. You may think you don't stink, or that I can't smell it, but you reek. There's no polite way about it. We all need deoderant/antiperspirant/WHATEVER, so for the love of god, do something. Maybe no one told you because they didn't want to hurt your feelings, or embarrass you. I know I don't usually say anything--but I won't see you again either. So just trust me on this one--you smell.

I am apparently a Rush fan, who likes pretty dresses and is in need of an Amex card.

As a child--Keanu Reeves and Johnny Depp Currently: Alexander Skarsgaard, the dude from Vikings. Also, Jon Snow is kind of growing on me.

Grimlock Small, black cat I am a goddess I am the Kitty Queen of Sheba. Come bask in my presence. My glorious black fur is begging to be petted and my bedroom green eyes stare right into your soul. I am for the human who loves lavishing attention, feeding me at the exact same time every day (there are consequences if you're late!), and who enjoys watching me chasing my own tail. I have trouble sharing a bed, and will eventually force you onto the corner edge. But, I love to lick and will lick everything, whether you want it or not. I like to flop on the floor and present strangers with my belly, but beware, it's a trick. You touch my belly and I will claw your face off. Restrictions: DO NOT TOUCH MY BELLY. I might let you pick me up, but ymmv.

-I rub my feet together when I'm trying to fall asleep -My shower routine is the exact same every time--doing it out of order confuses me and leads to me out in public complaining that I forgot to Q-Tip my ears. -when I was a kid, I couldn't turn the light out unless the clock was on an even number (eg. 10:12). If it was something uneven, say 10:13, I'd wait a minute until it was 10:14 and then turn out the light. -I don't like people touching my things. It makes me unreasonably anxious. This is why I don't lend things out. I have this irrational fear that you'll destroy my beloved DVD's or books. -I talk to my cat (although I'm pretty sure most of us talk to our pets). -I talk to myself. I often have imaginary conversations, or rehearsal conversations before I actually have to go talk to someone. Like, if I know I'm fighting with my lover and I have to go to his place to work shit out--I will rehearse what I want to say before going.

I had a great time! Thanks to Old Dog and Angela for organizing. And a special thanks to MisterT for those orgasmic peanut butter and bacon cookies. Oh and Sara--call me ;) We have some more making out to do :)

I just had a no-show/no-call on Monday night. I probably get at least one or two a week.

..study finds bearded men are more attractive! http://io9.com/study-finds-bearded-men-are-more-attractive-proves-my-493130473

Speaking as one of the escorts in a committed relationship--no he's not sponging off of me. If anything, it's the other way around!

Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman Angelus from Buffy/Angel Spike from Buffy/Angel Drusilla from Buffy/Angel Starscream from Transformers The Misfits from Jen and the Holograms Al Swearengen from Deadwood Omar from the Wire Chang from Community

Speaking for Ottawa alone, the media now contacts POWER (Prostitutes of Ottawa-Gatineau Work, Educate, Resist), a local sex worker advocacy group made up of current and former sex workers when they are doing articles related to sex work. The fact that they are even thinking of sex workers themselves before doing their articles speaks volumes. Sex workers never used to be consulted before.

I helped out with this research and it really is amazing! Totally shuts down the myth that third parties are all violent male pimps (50 managers were interviewed, 38 were women, 10 were men and two were transwomen).

Black Star by Radiohead

All of my clothes, but more specifically a pair of wet jeans.

Marnie and her boyfriend from Girls. Also, Booth Jonathon. Basically, every single character on that show, except for Adam, who I love. Additional Comments: Oh, and because I'm rewatching a bunch of Buffy: Dr. Maggie Walsh Riley Finn Warren Mears Jonathon

Liv Tyler as Arwen in Lord of the Rings. I don't hate Arwen, I hate Liv Tyler. I couldn't fucking stand her in those movies. I admit I didn't read the previous posts in this thread, so I apologize if this one's been mentioned already, because he's kind of universally hated, but KING JOFFREY from Game of Thrones. Also, Littlefinger. Goddamn you're so smarmy!

I can definitely accommodate that. I am a G cup :)

Drop by the Aids Committee of Ottawa. You can get condoms for free in bulk. Not sure about Magnums, but they do have Lifestyles XL and Kimono MAXX. They just give me an entire box.

http://www.condomdepot.com Ships to Canada.

My fantasy was always more of the academic office variety ;) Oh Professor, please don't fail me, I'll do anything. That sort of thing :)

The worst job imo: anything having to do with handling sewage. Factory/line production. Anything on a boat. Working at the Gap. Weirdly, I'm okay with dead bodies.

OMG. Beards are sooo sexy. There is nothing hotter to me than making out with a bearded dude after he's gone down on me. The smell of me in his beard is such a turn-on. The key to keeping them nice and soft is hair conditioner. Get a good one and use it on your beard too.

Right this second, I'm halfway through: Mercy ft. Kanye West, Big Sean, Pusha T, 2 Chainz by G.O.O.D. Music Additional Comments: But in the time it took me to post that, we've moved on to: Express Yourself ft. Nicky da B by Diplo