VedaSloan

I don't think it's good to judge based on the use of acronyms. Some of us just use them because that's the industry lingo. Plus, it takes up less space on my website to have "bbbj" than "bareback blowjob", for example.

Been enjoying this website. http://shameyourpet.com/ Full of pics like this one:

I can play piano!

I do offer CIM (ymmv). I usually wait until you've stopped throbbing and then swallow the entire load. Less mess that way.

Chanel Reign can also squirt and it's awesome! I know a prof in Toronto who does female ejaculation workshops (at least she used to, I don't know if she does anymore). She claims that any woman can learn to squirt.

I've met clients who later turned out to have mutual personal friends or who ran in the same circles I did, and I haven't been uncomfortable about it. I'm totally out in my personal life, so it happens sometimes. As for bumping into clients in real life, I just smile and keep walking. A couple of times I've run into clients who were on their own and we've had a quick, "hey, how are things" type convo, but that's about it.

I like to eat baby food. Mostly apricot and strawberry banana.

GAME OF THRONES!!!!! But also, The Walking Dead Girls Bob's Burgers Vikings

My now-not-so-secret indulgence? Watching the show Grimm. It's so fucking awful, but for some reason, I love it.

Welcome and enjoy!

CERB would just not be the same without you! Congrats on 5000 posts and here's to 5000 more!

Have you seen Nathalie Lefebvre in her yoga pants? OMG. http://lovely-nathalie.com/photos-video/

Originally, I went by Erin_xo. Erin was what my mother originally wanted to name me and I picked it on the fly. Then, I decided that didn't really represent me and I picked Berlin. I went through a bunch of baby-names databases and wrote down a bunch that I liked, but Berlin was the one that stuck. It's also the name of a character in the movie The Life of David Gale--a student who sleeps with her professor :) Those who know me know that I get a serious ladyboner for academic types.

Why is it my Mom always calls just as I've sat down to pee?

I think maybe he meant something like chlamydia, which I've also heard referred to as the "common cold for your junk."

Funny, she wasn't the only one who thought that--so perhaps you might want to think a bit before you open your mouth and post. The only one who looks ignorant here is you.

Forgot to mention, if it's feeding time, you are likely to accidentally trip over my cat because she weaves in and out of your legs rubbing against you in excitement. Also, she will not shut up. Her "I'm hungry, feed me" meow is the most plaintive, pathetic-sounding whine in the history of cats. She steals used dental floss out of the bathroom garbage and plays with it. She loves to chase crumpled up bits of paper and even plays fetch. She will live on any piece of paper you have lying around, even if she has an entire chair/couch/cat bed--she will perch on the piece of paper. This is especially fun when I'm trying to write papers and she's sitting on my research licking herself. The modem is her hangout of choice if my lap (or any lap really) is not readily available. She likes to be carried around like a baby and have her chin rubbed. Her all-time favourite thing though? Hanging out in shoe boxes, especially ones with tissue paper in them. Whenever I get a new pair of shoes, I leave the box out for a few days for her to play in before I recycle it.

Discretion is key in this business. I personally would not feel comfortable reviewing any of my clients. We already have a section for bad dates, but we also have methods for writing about good clients, which includes, but isn't limited to, references.

I'm pretty sure my cat thinks the bathroom is a petting station. I sit down and seconds later, there she is, assuming the position (ass towards me, facing out). She actually looks back at me and meows if I don't pet her right away. When I'm home alone, I don't even bother with the door because she's just going to try to push it open anyway.

Dinner at the Wellington Diner. Breakfast poutine: home fries, ham and HOLLONDAISE SAUCE. Seriously, it's a heart attack on a plate, but it's sooooo good.

I had braces growing up and they were regular ol' metal, super ugly braces. I'm a little jealous of the newer, less obvious braces. I think braces on dudes are kinda cute :)

I blacklist clients who ask for this, as to me, it signals not only a disrespect for my health, but their own and potential partners as well.

Thanks for posting this! I've been watching all the sex work-related shows/documentaries/movies I can as part of my own personal nerdy fascination with how sex work gets portrayed/discussed in such formats. I'm adding these to the evergrowing list :) Currently I'm watching an Australian series called "Satisfaction" which I'm rather enjoying. http://titsandsass.com/satisfaction-2007-2010/

This is nothing. There are guys who reply to EVERY ad posted by a woman and try to solicit more than whatever the ad is for. And her disgusted reaction to being propositioned says more to me about how she feels about prostitution overall than anything else. I'm not condoning the guy's behaviour either, but this whole article is way overreacting.

Sounds like my kind of fun :) If I'm not your style, maybe Madison aka Rent a Pet?