VedaSloan

Just a little anecdote regarding pimps, this came from a woman interviewed in Halifax who worked at the street level: "Pimp? What do I need a pimp for? If I'm in a car, ain't no pimp in there to protect me."

You really must! It's amazing and awe-inspiring and I wish I had more time than a weekend when I was there (two months in Jordan on a university field credit for archaeology--there were planned trips to various places in Jordan every weekend).

I love London. Want to hit up Scotland and I desperately need to go to Italy.

The site cuts the link and I'm not sure how to post it in full. I suppose anyone who is interested can google "Tits and Sass Bad Girls and Killer Queens: ------s in Pop Music" and find it that way. Awesome, I'm not allowed to say h--ookers

Personally, I am tired of being asked to give advice about the industry. I had to do my own research, ask my own questions and figure things out on my own, and I am tired of giving away that knowledge for free. And when clients ask for advice on our best practices, it is a red flag. You may certainly be only trying to help and I'm not trying to suggest otherwise. I am only pointing out that it does seem fishy. If you truly care about her, urge her to sign up on CERB and let her speak for herself.

No offense to the OP, but as a submissive with plenty of experience, you are a huge red flag and personally, I would never see someone so arrogant. Just me though.

I like to plug my ears and then swallow some water. Usually fixes the problem.

Spintriae! Roman brothel tokens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spintria

Treating myself to a deliciously erotic massage. I am about ready to fall asleep now I'm so relaxed.

I never take time for myself and I am so glad I decided to treat myself to one of Mike's massages. Best hour of my life. Booking was super easy, I just sent him a PM asking when he was free and he replied promptly. Was on time and came to me with his portable table. I totally understand the appeal of full body massages now! I almost fell asleep on the table I was so relaxed. I am definitely going to repeat! Do yourselves a favour ladies and treat yourself! The price is ridiculously affordable, it'd be insane NOT to. Thanks Mike! xo

Just use one name!

acephalous -without a head (in anthropology, usually refers to societies without political leaders or hierarchies). Only because I've read it in my texts about 30 times today.

Or my problem, having enough clothes to wear something different every day for a month and I have NOTHING TO WEAR.

Wah, the rain is making my hair frizz up! #firstworldproblems

Lucky number 10! Would have been lower, but I still have to fuck in a plane and a train.

Gin and tonic if I'm drinking, otherwise root beer! Or a delicious chocolate milkshake.

Me! I can definitely dyke it up:)

Two really great profs today to counter the really bad one I had yesterday.

Yoga. Every week it seems I tell myself "Go try a class, it's just down the street." I like yoga, I know I would enjoy the classes, and yet, I keep putting it off. I swear, this year, it's happening.

Your best bet to ask the provider you're interested in. For example, I offer this, but it's not advertised anywhere.

Are you clean? well, if I was dishonest enough to see clients while I had something, do you really think I'd tell you? Been busy? Like Emily J above said, I can't win no matter how I answer this. What's the rate for bbbj? A text I received today just said, "How much and what do I get?" I will ignore you, for free!

My latest lingerie purchase :)

I've rubbed a few out to Johnny Depp. Do porn stars count as celebrities? I pretty much only watch the clips with James Deen in them now.

In the summer (like right now), my comfort clothes are nothing, or next-to-nothing (e.g. an undershirt and panties). In the winter when it gets colder, I might do a t-shirt and pajama bottoms. I'm not gonna lie, I have a pair of my lover's briefs (I had to borrow some kind of underpants after he cut mine off with scissors--fuck that was hot) and I sometimes wear them around the house even though I (obviously) don't have a dick and balls so there is this pouchy bit in the front.

All women, all shapes, all races, abilities, religions, all of it. You're all beautiful. I will echo what others have said; be respectful and clean and you'll do fine! I can't emphasize this enough--you have no need to feel self-conscious! After all, some of us CERB ladies are plus-sized ourselves ;)