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VedaSloan

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    From the album: pro shoot 2012

  2. VedaSloan

    From the album: pro shoot 2012

  3. I don't like this idea. I'm with whatsup. It's much sexier when the woman puts the condom on with her mouth. This just seems more complicated than it needs to be.
  4. Sooooooooo....what's the verdict? What is the PSI of your vagina? Enquiring minds want know!
  5. Huge loner over here. I'm quirky and odd and I'm totally fine with that.
  6. I like Gabriella because she's well-spoken, AND beautiful.
  7. I have mad Kegel skills! And now I need to know how good! Haha. I didn't even know such a thing existed. So cool.
  8. Depends on the porn! And once the off-screen action starts, time to turn off the porn--otherwise I'll just be distracted.
  9. OMG CRISPIN CLOVER IS COMING TO OTTAWA. I just shit myself. It's Creepy Thin Man/McFly/The Wizard of Gore aka Montag the Magnificent (remade)! I love Crispin Glover! I AM SO THERE.
  10. I totally though this was going to be about the show Planet Earth. And then I was going to rave about the deep sea episode and this dude: The Vampire Squid from Hell: But yes, there should be more appreciation for the earth. I mean come on, it birthed the vampire squid from hell. How can you not think that is the coolest thing ever?
  11. Johnny Depp (Cry-Baby) Jeremy Irons (Die Hard with a Vengeance) Keanu Reeves (Speed) Cillian Murphy (28 Days Later) Brad Pitt (Fight Club) Bill Murray (Lost In Translation) Jason Statham (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) Benicio Del Toro (The Usual Suspects; Excess Baggage) Leon Lai (Fallen Angels) Kyle McLachlan (but ONLY in Twin Peaks) Luke Wilson (The Royal Tenenbaums)
  12. I've always thought the joke of this was pretty funny. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-to-wear-a-mens-shirt
  13. I feel this song by the Shapeshifters is appropriate. "with all the corruption going on in the senate it wouldn't surprise me if our own US president was actually a space alien, that's right. George Bush Junior is really a reptilian clone lizard man.."
  14. Thanks for posting this CB! I feel pretty privileged to have been asked to speak on this issue for the Globe.
  15. @ Malika, so jealous! I want an anal hook! I had a dream about James Deen last night. It was totally random and not as sexy as you would hope.
  16. What this thread needs is some Mitch Hedburg! See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my old CD into a store is if I were to take one in and leave it. Then the guys says, "Sir, you forgot this!" "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it." You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob," right? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn", and they should call every other version "corn-off-the-cob." It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm "Mitch", but then reattach it and call it "Mitch-all-together." I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while and when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough." I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here. I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to. "Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? Liar!" My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit.
  17. Thank you everyone for your kind words and comments! Much love to you all. May the new year bring all that you desire! xo Berlin
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