VedaSloan

Again, if you're travelling abroad, why not use reco/review boards tailored to that specific purpose? That's what those boards are for, kinda the same way that this board is for Canadian escorts. And the references to cats and whatever else we choose to post about--again, general section--general content. Unfortunately, an international reco doesn't count as general content, it counts as an international review and I don't care how many people are reading it, it's still not relevant. But as I'm only one person, my opinion basically means jack shit, so you boys can continue to enjoy your little wank threads.

I think the only thing that determines when an SP should retire is the SP herself. Personally, I plan to keep on rocking it until no one will pay me anymore, and since I've seen articles about escorts into their 80's, I figure that could be awhile :)

I'm glad you had fun, and she is indeed beautiful, but I have to be a party pooper. This is a CANADIAN recommendation board. International reviews are hardly appropriate.

I have loved this man ever since his criticism of Mother Theresa's support of the Duvalier regime in Haiti. So much love. I really enjoyed Letters to a Young Contrarian.

Go to the vigil on Parliament Hill to show your support.

Quick addendum: In addition to being clean, please go easy on the cologne/aftershave. While I enjoy a man who smells nice, too much and it gives me a headache and leaves my incall smelling for hours afterwards. Oh and please don't douse your privates in cologne either. It is REALLY REALLY gross to perform bbbj because it tastes like I accidentally sprayed perfume in my mouth. NUMMY.

I almost always have a huge school bag with me and as soon as I get on, I carry that shit in front of me so I don't inadvertently smash someone in the face with it. I feel like some of these things are just basic common sense respect things but apparently not to everyone.

I just added this coat to my wishlist and as it turns out my mom is getting it for me yay!: http://www.danier.com/leather-women-jackets-blazers-103020093-P5650.aspx?lang=en

Yes, unless you otherwise explained the reason for not being able to go (medical, anxiety, whatever), I tend to automatically assume it's me and want to know what I can do to improve. I can't help it. I'm a perfectionist. As for the original question, yes I offer MSOG on 30 minute appointments. I'm like Elizabeth, if you can do it, by all means go nuts. You paid for my time, what we get up to is largely up to you. If you want to try to cram in as many shots as you can, that's your prerogative. Just respect my time and we're good.

Don't lie, you ARE a total nympho ;)

Basically (and this is straight from the mouth of my health practitioner), the risk of transmission is low for both parties, though it is slightly higher risk for the PROVIDER. The provider can lessen the risk by not brushing his/her teeth right before providing oral as this can increase the chance that you might have a cut or bleeding gums, etc, which will increase your risk of catching something.

CELL PHONES. Do you really need to have that argument with your bill collector on your cell right next to me? Don't have phone conversations on the bus. This drives me crazier than crazy. Being a regular user of public transit, I can't get on a bus without headphones pumping music, except I have earbuds with noise reduction and no one but me can hear all that Rihanna. Hahaha.

Basically, there are a few things you can do to up your chances of a wonderful appointment, but even then, there are still going to be SP's and clients, who despite their best efforts, just don't click. It happens. That being said, here is what you can do to up your chances: -BE CLEAN--this means showering before the appointment and making sure everything is squeaky clean (this is always important, but even moreso if you are seeing a provider who offers bbbj--because let me just say, nothing is grosser than cheese dick. You know what I'm talking about). -BE POLITE--nothing is a bigger turn-off than offensive questions and comments. If you are not sure if something you want to ask or say might be offensive, err on the side of caution and don't say it. Or, at least preface it with some kind of disclaimer, "I'm really not trying to offend you, I am just curious if...." Don't ever ask personal questions such as "what's your real name?" or "do you have a boyfriend?" Just as I would NEVER inquire about your personal life, by the same token, I would hope that you would not ask me personal questions. It's one thing if the SP or client offers up this information, it's quite another to ask for it. -RESPECT BOUNDARIES--this is kind of a sub-category to being polite. Most of us state very clearly on our websites and in our ads what our restrictions are. Don't try to cross those boundaries. Saying things like, "Oh I'm really good looking" or "but I've been married for 20 years!" isn't going to make us change our minds. We put those restrictions in our ads and on our websites so that we don't have to sit down with you at the beginning of the appointment to go over what is appropriate and what isn't. Because nothing kills a mood more than "Ok, so you can do this, but don't ever do this. And if you do this, I'll do this." Etc. If you're not sure, ASK FIRST. Don't just do it and hope it's okay with the provider. Just as I would never stick my finger up your ass without asking first, don't stick your finger up mine without asking, even if you read in a review that I'm okay with ass-fingering (just an example). That's pretty much it. If you can keep those straight, you should be golden.

You really want me to pick just ten? Ok, favourite movies of all time. Off the top of my head: 1. The Big Lebowski 2. Cry-Baby 3. The Royal Tenenbaums 4. Oldboy 5. Planet Terror 6. Bio-Dome 7. Army of Darkness 8. Secretary 9. Predator 10. Aliens Honourable mentions: Harold and Maude, Shaun of the Dead, Fallen Angels (I am a huge Wong Kar Wai fan), Ghostbusters, Sin City, V for Vendetta, Children of Men. TOO MANY.

My favourite part about the holidays is giving my loved ones gifts and seeing their faces when they open them. I'm usually really good at finding great gifts for people and so I really like the feeling of knowing that I surprised them with something great--even if it's not expensive. Just something well-thought out that I know they'll like. For example, my lover is a whiskey connoisseur and so I got him a set of those whiskey stones (these cool stones that you keep in the freezer and put in your drink to keep it cool, but unlike ice cubes they don't melt and dilute your liquor). I totally agree that Christmas should be about giving, not getting. I really do love giving. I just love watching people's faces light up when they get something awesome.

I used to keep a blog associated with my website and I use it not only to announce important updates, but also just to ramble about things that are going on in my life that I think clients might find interesting or relevant. I also used to write about sex work, generally. I haven't had time to start up a new one but I think I might again in the new year. I also read sex worker blogs fairly often. There are a ton of really good ones out there including Lusty Day, Sunny Drake, Juliet November (Born Whore), Mariko Passion, etc.

Man, could Michael Coren be more dismissive and patronizing? Also props for keeping your cool, I would have lost it when he wanted stats for how many of your clients have disabilities.

I say do it. If you decide you really do need internet at home, you can have it re-connected. The internet won't suddenly disappear if you cut off your service.

Um, gaining weight won't change the size of your vagina. Unless you were implying she get fat so that he wouldn't find her attractive? Either way, not a cool answer.

Here's a list of things that I'd love to receive this year: *Sex at the Margins: Migration, Labour Markets and the Rescue Industry by Laura Agustin *Reading, Writing, and Rewriting the Prostitute Body by Shannon Bell *A Vindication of the Rights of Whores-Gail Pheterson (out of print, you'd have to order a used copy) *Pulling Taffy-Matt Bernstein *more of those grey wool socks with the white and red stripes at the top *queen size bedsheets (any style, colour) *a bedside nightstand *leather collar that is NOT a posture-training collar, i.e. one that isn't super wide

Happy Birthday hot stuff. Hope your birthday is full of fun and spanks. xo

The lightning bolts really are worth it. hahahahaha. Likewise my friend, likewise. xoxo

Haha it's his debut studio album, he had a bunch of mixtapes that were released before that (Culdesac, Sick Boi, I Am Just A Rapper, I am Just A Rapper 2 and Poindexter). And I love love love Community. Troy and Abed are my favourites.

Hahaha. I love you guys. Thank you very much for this honour. Does this mean I can ask people to start addressing me as Goddess now? ;)