VedaSloan

Congrats Sam. You've always been one of my favourite posters. Your wisdom and patience is admirable :)

So, he's supposed to write some introduction first before he asks his question? That's bullsh. If the guy wants to know who offers or is into face-fucking, and he wants to post a general request rather than search through a ton of websites and so forth, that is his perogative and I really don't see what the big deal is. We're not little kids. Face-fucking really doesn't require that much trust, even if the guy is holding your head. You know why? Because he's got his dick IN YOUR MOUTH. It goes too far or it goes south or whatever, just fucking bite it off. He won't be holding your head or ramming his dick down your throat then, will he?

No Use For A Name-Justified Black Eye

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

I offer this service, and very much enjoy it. But as Malika stated, YMMV--if you're average sized, no problem, but if you've got some monster cock, my skills aren't that good yet.

I have a male partner just for this! There is nothing hotter to me than two guys having their way with me.

Someone once said I had bedroom eyes. Personally, I like to think of my eyes as giving off a somewhat mischievous air.

Soleil, You're a fabulous woman, and I hope you have a fabulous day! xoxo B

Depeche Mode-Never Let Me Down Again

Ladies: Samantha Evans Gents: WrinkledInTime

DARK BRUNETTE! We gotta represent, yo.

Secretary Clue The Addams Family Cry-Baby Bio-Dome The Big Lebowski This Is Spinal Tap Best In Show The Royal Tenenbaums Oh and anything by Park Chan Wook or Wong Kar-Wai

Italian, Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese, WHATEVER. I love them all. Mmm fooooood.

YOU GUYS! Why didn't you invite me??! :(

I watch G.I Jane just to watch Demi Moore kick the ever-living shit out of Viggo Mortensen. "SUCK MY DICK!" Ahhhh, gets me every time. Untouchables: Twin Peaks (I know it's a show, but if anyones tries to remake it, I'll have to go on a murderous rampage) Jaws Edward Scissorhands Cry-Baby The Big Lebowski Fallen Angels Oldboy (and they are remaking it sadly, those mofos) Clue (and I heard they're remaking this one too and I'm sorry, no one will ever replace Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White or Tim Curry as Wadsworth). Legend Labyrinth This Is Spinal Tap Ghostbusters (I'd actually die if they remade this one) WTF Inception. MOST RIDICULOUS MOVIE EVER. both Matrix sequels Dead Girl (got lured into this one by a plotline that went like this: two guys find a girl in an abandoned asylum who can't be killed!! So I'm thinking, sweet, she's going to be this superhuman murderous psycho, but oh no, it's so much worse. Instead, these two creepers find this dead girl tied to a table (she is clearly a zombie, though the movie never refers to her as one) but they're like, HEY we should charge our friends to come and have sex with this tied up dead girl! And that is the entire movie. These guys raping a dead zombie chick. GROSS)

I don't know, I just hear it and immediately think COCK.

You'll get guys who say they're sexy and you'll get guys who say they're a turn-off. Just advertise that you have them and then you'll attract the guys who find them sexy!

I think that this particular perspective is very important to the sex workers' rights movements, if only because prohibitionists are constantly using the experiences of those who had awful things happen to them while working in the sex trade, who were motivated by survival etc, to say that prostitution should be expunged. The sex workers' rights movement becomes all the more stronger in my mind if the experiences of those who don't like the job, but who still see that there needs to be a change, are allowed to be voiced.

Haha, WIT! Maybe that should be my new tagline?

I just wanted to direct everyone to this blog: http://ladyluck-thecompanionista.blogspot.com/?zx=f87a4e846f5ef485 It is written by a woman who sees male companions and blogs about it. It also has a great links section with links to various reputable male escorts, a female review board of male companions, etc. The female client perspective is one we never hear about, so I thought I'd share this.

I currently describe myself as zaftig and voluptuous, but lately I've been trying to think of ways to better advertise the fact that I have (I think) one of the largest chests in Ottawa (Luxie and Carrie-Moon are the other two giving me a run for my money :) ) I actually don't mind "stacked." My chest runneth over? Haha. Additional Comments: Love this! I'm a huge nerd who loves word origins. This whole time I thought buxom referred to boobies!

I hate describing myself as "busty," "buxom" or similar. I'm hoping some of you more verbose members will come up with something good to describe my enormous ta-tas. xo Berlin

I believe she was headed into her third year.

Instead of getting defensive, why not just admit you don't know what you're talking about and actually do some research before spouting off all that hot air.

OMG! Hey, maybe that's the point Erin was trying to make... I guess you're just too sensitive for this world WIT!