VedaSloan

First, thanks Megan and Angela for suggesting me! I am a queer, curvy, alternative sex worker in Ottawa and would love to see you!

Ok, so this is going to make me sound like a huge downer and/or bitch, but all of the personal stories as of late are totally out of place on this board. Right now, we have threads about one member having cancer, another about a member's addiction recovery, and of course, all of the threads about bareback anything/sex education (no, they are not personal stories, but I'll get to why this bothers me in a second). So, why am I bothered by such threads? NO ONE COMES HERE TO READ ABOUT YOUR LIFE. This is not a self-help forum. Yes, I am sad to hear that you're doing poorly, yes I hope you recover/get better/learn to become less socially inept/insert positive comment here about whatever your issue is. But let's get real, this is an ESCORT RECOMMENDATION BOARD. People come here to look at pretty ladies, read reviews, exchange information etc. There are places for your personal stories (Chicken Soup for the Cerbite's Soul) etc. The threads about sexual health piss me off because they just create moral panics about sex workers spreading STI's, AND because while there is no specific forum regarding health concerns or info for the general members (there is one for the SP's), there is an entire section titled "NEW TO THIS? THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW" and frankly, info about STI's and shit should go in there. And just stop posting about bareback services. We all know some SP's do it, and some provide certain bb services such as BBBJ, and that's their preference. Resurrecting these debates on CERB really does just create more panic and more stigma. Let's try to remember what the point of this board is before you post your personal shit. While many will post "oh, that's terrible, my thoughts are with you," most of them don't care, don't mean it, and wish they were watching porn. If you have become close with certain members and wish to inform them about something in your life that you think they might want or need to know, send them a PM! Don't post a huge thread in the general forums about it. OR put the post in a more appropriate location such as the Chicken Soup for the Cerbites Soul, etc. There are some things that are best kept to yourself! If I were a dude looking for an escort, I certainly wouldn't want to come to CERB to read about cancer, people dying, drug addictions, and how dangerous bareback services are. Also, I am not trying to offend those people who posted their personal stories; I'm not heartless. I agree that people should get to know each other, but seriously, could we keep it lighter? Lately CERB has been all gloom and doom.

Sara MQ went as slave Leia for Halloween. It was pretty hot.

YESSSSS. Joined!

My best friend prefers to "Jew-ify" (his words) my name by adding a SCHM to the front of my name. He also used to call me Smelly, in reference to the fact that once when we were roommates, I didn't shower for two weeks during exams. He was freaking out because when I told him he said I looked and smelled perfectly fine and that was freaky to him. Haha. I also (jokingly) go by my first initial and the prefix BIG and tell people it's my rap name and that a certain other rapper who is also named Big * stole my name. My work name...ha, people still call me Erin from time to time, and I have one client who refers to me only as "B."

I'm available for duos with Alexandra-Sky. I'd also do duos with Carrie Moon, Angela of Ottawa, Malika, Cleo, Sara....I'm sure I'm forgetting someone. Also, I haven't asked them if they're okay with that. I'm just throwing it out there.

I really like Adele and I hadn't heard that song before! I also haven't gotten to the 4th season yet! But oh man, now I need to watch it!

I have a serious sweet tooth, so you really can't go wrong with any sort of candy or chocolate. A sweet note is always a pleasure to receive as well. I know most of the ladies have suggested flowers, but for me personally, while I appreciate the thought behind the gesture, I'm one of those people who just never throws flowers out and then they sit there rotting until I'm sick of looking at them. For this gal, it's better to get things that don't die in a few days. Haha. Little things that make me smile are always a good choice. For example, I have this little cartoony, vampire squeeze-y thing and when you squeeze him, his eyes pop out. I am a child who is easily amused.

OMG that was sooooo cute! I'm so glad you guys post these videos. I love cats!

I can't give you more rep, but I love you so much. BAM BAM!

Why? Because everyone disagreed with you? Ah, well, no big loss.

All the best! I hope everything goes okay and you're back on the mend soon! xoxo

We're invading your privacy asking for your name, but you do not see that we are taking you into our very private homes and incall locations? Honestly, no one gives a shit who you are, we just want the peace of mind of knowing that if you rape us, rob us, harass us, stalk us, or otherwise hurt us, we have some way of dealing with the situation. And while I'm at it, please quit spreading such vicious BS--Sex workers are not all mentally ill and if you think one of us is, then don't book with her, but don't tar us all with the same brush. If the risks are so great to you, then why are you hobbying in the first place? There is some serious narcissism going on here, and as I said above, no one really gives a shit who you are.

For those of you using the "it's a two way street," "clients are at risk too" type excuses, blah blah blah. Give me a break. The risk that you will victimize me is much much greater than the risk that I might rip you off. There is a much greater risk that you'll use my name to out me, harass me, stalk me, etc than there is that I will use it to ruin your life. Let's get real. And for those of you using the "oh, but what if she publishes my name on a bad date list" excuse: There are two sides to every story and you probably did something to deserve it. Straight up. It's much more likely that you were a dickhead than it is that she was trying to be vindictive. I hate these conversations. My safety is more important than your precious name. /end rant

I have one client I would consider a friend. I didn't expect it to happen, but when you spend time with someone on a regular basis and you have things in common, it's bound to happen.

I am always happy to accomodate clothing requests. I haven't had anything I haven't been able to fulfill. Most clothing requests are not incredibly specific, but rather, "please wear some nice lingerie" or "please do not dress too sexy." Which leaves room for me to dress based on what I have in my wardrobe.

I have two separate rates: one for GFE/PSE style appointments and one for Fetish appointments. Each has a list of activities that might be included, but is not intended as an exhaustive list. Nor is it a menu. Fetish costs more because it is more work and a different headspace. Both rates are inclusive.

You know what I hate? When you don't say anything and then think of a clever, scathing comeback hours or days later. There is a word for this, in another language, but I can't think what it is. Things I would have thought of after the fact and probably not have said at the time: "Oh, well you're one of those guys, you know, the kind with tiny dicks." "Yeah, he means "tried to fuck me." It's hard to fuck when your dick won't get hard." Or it's hard to fuck with a dick the size of a gherkin. "Fucked? That's a laugh. He sat and there cried the whole time." Or Fucked? That's a laugh. He squirted in his pants before I even touched him.

Oooo have you read the series The Boys by Ennis? It's pretty excellent.

I would only be willing to barter with tangible items, for example, you buy me a pair of $200 shoes and I'll give you a free session. I did this once with a client and it was a great experience. He took me shopping, I picked out the shoes I wanted, he paid for them and then I fucked him wearing them. :)

Truthfully I'm kind of sick of these discussions because there are always a few who have the mentality that somehow independents are better than agency girls, when really it comes down to the provider herself and what she is more comfortable with. I worked for an agency when I first started and I do not regret the experience. I am still the same escort, whether independent or agency.

haha no worries! More posts=more books to read! Currently I've got the following on the go: Bitchfest (Ten Years of Cultural Criticism from the Pages of Bitch Magazine) Sister Outsider-A collection of essays by Audre Lorde Human Diastrophism-A Love and Rockets book by Gilbert Hernandez

Thanks for this! I don't have a credit card (well I do, but it's a student VISA with a limit of $300 and my mom still pays it for me--thanks mom!)