VedaSloan

I'm so jealous that I'm not in Halifax. I love this woman. I quoted the crap out of her for a paper I wrote last year.

For me it's as simple as this: you want to come into my space, you give me your number. No number, no sexy fun time.

OMG, I LOVE LOVE LOVE Julie Doiron. I saw her last year in Wakefield, and I'm hoping to catch her at Mavericks on Feb. 4 too. Some other Canadian acts: Bruce Peninsula (Shutters )Timber Timbre (this is my favourite song, Like a Mountain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0kux2eriD4 ) Melissa Laveaux (this cover of Elliott Smith's song Needle in the Hay is brilliant )Handsome Furs ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6kgSMQfQJg ) Lightning Dust (Highway )Martha Wainwright (Bloody Motherfucking Asshole )Kinnie Starr (Discovered )Veda Hille (Queen of the May )Wendy McNeill (Ask Me No Questions )the Weakerthans (Pamphleteer ) Also, The New Pornographers, Black Mountain, and Eternia.

Honestly, I won't head for penetration-town unless a client makes a move in that direction, or if we've reached the point where we're just so turned on it seems the only logical next step. I've found if I don't make the moves for penetration, most clients are quite happy to stay in the land of foreplay. Communication is still key! If you find she's moving to penetration too soon, speak up! We're not mind-readers, we won't take offense to you telling us what you need or desire. Just as I hope that most SP's will tell you what they need to get off rather than just faking it.

I don't think this is the board for that.

I recently saw an amazing porn parody of Married with Children--it was actually pretty spot-on and blammo, Peg's masturbating or Kelly is fucking her boyfriend. Good times. I couldn't find any clips though. It's called Not Married with Children XXX.

Funny, that's exactly how I feel about gay porn. Mmmm, naked men fucking each other. *drool*

Break-ups suck. They hurt worse than actual physical pain. But, you'll make yourself feel worse if you spend time analyzing what went wrong and how it could have been fixed. What's done is done, all you can do now is move on and try not to repeat past mistakes. Chin up! It will get better.

Happy Birthday skater! All the best! xox

It's not a big deal with appointments that are scheduled in advance, or when the client emails or phones to book and asks for Greek service--that's all of a heads up I need. I can do Greek without the warning, but I prefer not to, as I've had clients in the past be surprised that they can't just shove it right in, or dismayed by the uh, anal leakage.

I will smile briefly and that's it. I leave it up to the client to decide if he's okay with saying hello, etc.

Well, at least you know it won't ever happen again because now you know to always get the money up front. I think most of us have learned that lesson at some point. For me, it was a guy who I'd also seen before, and I forgot to get the fee upfront and then when I'm asking him for the fee before he leaves he tells me he only has enough for a half an hour, when he stayed for a full hour. I took whatever he had in his wallet (I think after all was said and done, I was out $60) and didn't book him again.

I enjoy and offer Greek. As Cleo stated though, I need a heads up. Then I can make sure everything is, uh, as clean as possible and that I have everything I need to accommodate you (like lube). Also, you should not engage in anal sex every day as it weakens your muscles, and it's recommended that you leave a day or two in between sessions. So again, a heads up is necessary!

Hey, at least you've come when it's only somewhat cold out, as opposed to viciously freezing.

Unless you're thinking that you want to be on the receiving end, there isn't much for you to worry about! Find an SP who offers Greek, and make sure you let her guide the pace. Greek isn't like regular vaginal sex, you can't just slide it right in. The SP must be relaxed, so take time to warm up with a finger or two (and lots of lube!) before you try to insert your member. If you're looking to be on the receiving end, again, make sure you're nice and relaxed and tell your SP to take her time and use lots of lube. If you can find one who is experienced in anal play, all the better.

My incall is a private residence (mine) which is shared with my (male) partner. He is never on the premises during calls, but he is my safety call. I just hope nobody mistakes my Transformers poster and giant stuffed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle as evidence of children. I'm really just an 8 year old on the inside. Haha.

You'll be fine! Practice makes perfect right? WIT is right; most of us have seen it all. We don't mind if you're shy or inexperienced. Personally, I kind of like the first-timers. They generally haven't picked up any bad habits and you can shape them into wonderful lovers. I love showing newbies the ropes :)

Oh my god. I never knew that I could be turned on by a Santa roleplay, but you've cinched it for me. So many ideas in my head now.

Happy Birthday my good man! May you have many wonderful experiences in the New Year (especially ones with t-girls, so I can live vicariously!!)

Merry Christmas CK! Thanks for all your hard work, keep it up :)

Mmmmm food. That's the best part about Christmas if you ask me. My mom made me a batch of ginger snaps, which I've pretty much already devoured. So much for taking them back to Ottawa. Hahaha.

Well it's nice to have you back! I'm sure you'll have some great stuff for the SP section :)

I have to support the hometown girls! Edmonton woooo!

Ha, yeah, I changed my name a few months back. I needed a change. Sorry to hear about your dad and grandmother!

Yay, welcome back! You've got some catching up to do, post-wise :)