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Ha, is it the bit where they first check into the hotel and their captain is at the hotel desk and one of them goes "What a beautiful chocolate man, HA HA HA HA." That part kills me.

Well it's all about context--obviously a porn is there to stimulate your sexual response. With Blue Velvet it's about making you think. And by making you think about your own sexuality, this stimulates your sexual response. So it really just depends on your mood. I actually first watched Blue Velvet in high school because there is a reference to it in Bio-Dome, of all films (for those who don't know, that's a Pauly Shore movie).

It hurts less the more you get it done.

I believe most of us are referring to clients who are completely in the bag--not those who may have had one or two glasses of wine.

This is my by no means exhaustive list of fabulously awesome movies. Thriller: The Experiment, Oldboy, Antichrist, Dead Ringers, Hard Candy, Silence of the Lambs, The Machinist, Single White Female, Fatal Attraction, Dressed to Kill, Shutter Island, Seven, Irreversible (except watch out for the 7 minute anal rape scene), the Jacket Sci-fi: The Road, The Fifth Element, Total Recall, Terminator 2, Cube, Mad Max, Blade Runner, Freejack, Predator, V for Vendetta, The Thing, Escape from New York, Johnny Mnemonic, Dark City, The Matrix, A Clockwork Orange, The Beastmaster, Sin City, Videodrome, The Fly, Battle Royale, Scanners, The Host, Cyborg, Batman, Batman Returns, The Running Man, Event Horizon, Children of Men, Existenz, Gattaca, Aliens Horror: Session 9, The Shining, High Tension, The Descent, Dracula, Audition, An American Werewolf in London, Re-Animator, Friday the 13th, Suspiria, all the Romero flicks, Thirst, Let the Right One In Horror-comedy: Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Planet Terror, Dead Alive, From Dusk til Dawn, the Lost Boys, the early gore movies-Wizard of Gore, Blood Feast, Bloodsucking Freaks Drama: Memento, Fight Club, Secretary, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Mother (S. Korean version), Blue Velvet, House of Sand and Fog, Lost in Translation, Wild at Heart, Dirty Pretty Things, A History of Violence, Eastern Promises, Memories of Murder, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Road to Perdition, Taxi Driver, Foxfire, The Usual Suspects, Boogie Nights, Fargo, Gran Torino, Midnght Cowboy, Requiem for a Dream, The Pianist Action: Bloodsport, Under Siege, Above the Law, the new Rambo, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Run Lola Run, Ong Bak, The Protector, The Professional, Inglourious Basterds, Big Trouble in Little China, Kung Fu Hustle, Die Hard Comedy: The Big Lebowski, Harold and Maude, Super Troopers, Bio-Dome, Serial Mom, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Ghostbusters, Little Miss Sunshine, Hot Fuzz, Raising Arizona, This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Tropic Thunder, Heathers, High Fidelity, Beetlejuice Musical: The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Cry-Baby, Once Some of the drama/thriller could be considered action and vice versa, but I'm not getting that nit-picky. Ok, I'm out.

I second conditioner, but I'm only using it to shave my legs. If we're talking nether regions, I get that waxed once every three weeks.

I'm going, hooray! See you Thursday :)

1. Hitchhike out east. 2. Have sex with a man who has my real first name, so that when we're fucking, I can shout out my name and it'll be like I'm giving props to myself. 3. Have a threesome with another male and a trans woman. 4. Live in Italy for some period of time. 5. Get my MA and PhD. 6. Get a real, adult person's apartment. And keep it tidy. 7. Get any of my writing published. 8. Meet Audre Lorde and Johnny Depp. For very different reasons. Ha. 9. See Machu Picchu and hike in the Andes. 10. Have a full sleeve and leg tattooed. 11. See PJ Harvey live. Ones I've already crossed off: Visit Amsterdam Take part in an excavation Visit the British Museum Visit Petra Have a threesome that was totally unplanned

When I worked for the agency, I saw a few drunk clients, two or three on cocaine and one crackhead. Now that I have control over everyone I see, I don't see anyone under the influence. It is too much hassle. If you're drunk or coked out, you're not going to orgasm any time soon and it's seriously a pain in the ass to try to make something happen which obviously isn't going to happen. Not to mention how much ruder and demanding (in my experience) these people get when drunk or high. And then on top of all that, I have to be wary in case they get violent (never happened, but I've seen some mean drunks in my time), or they try to pull a fast one. So, no, since I became completely independent, I have never seen a client on drugs, and I won't.

I watch myself on my webcam. *cough*

Awww, you guys think I'm funny. All that talking to myself is really paying off.

I was in waiting room at the doctor's the other day and this woman was there with her partner and while he's reading a book, she's having a completely casual conversation with someone on the cell phone. It was so irritating. The waiting room is full of people, there are people sitting right next to her, and she's just talking away with no concern for anyone around her. If you must talk, go outside. And the bus, oh god, the bus. Why do you have to talk on your phone on the bus? Can't it wait?

I loved this post! I'm excited for the lady you'll be seeing. Lucky woman!

A few things you may or may not know about me: 1. I was born in Edmonton, but moved to Ontario when I was three. 2. I have a black belt in Goju Ryu karate--I got it when I was 14. 3. I have a BA in archaeology and classics. 4. When I was twelve, pretty much until the end of high school, I was convinced I was going to become a forensic pathologist (I still have a penchant for human osteology). 5. I played basketball in high school until I cracked my tailbone during a game. 6. I love to sing, and used to be in a choir. 7. I can crochet and am currently making a tea cosy for my lover. 8. I am a hip-hop fiend. Most people assume I'm into more alternative music based on my appearance, which isn't wrong, but hip-hop will always be my first love. There is nothing I love more than sex raps. The funny ones, not the horrible, aggressive misogynist ones. 9. Sometimes I really wish for a zombie apocalypse. 10. I am polyamorous.

Wayne Campbell: Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humongoid giant star? Cassandra: Yeah. Wayne: Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase? Cassandra: Yeah. Wayne: Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase? Cassandra: .........Yeah. Wayne: Okay, party. Bonus.

Welcome to CERB. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself, everyone is very friendly and helpful! xx

I seem to recall almost knocking a picture off the wall when ulixestrojan and I got down. Gotta love that wall-banging, earth-shaking sex eh?

Ahhhh Cappy, maybe I'm just more paranoid and cynical. I feel like if you're asking personal questions, if you're fishing for info, you've got some sort of an agenda. On the other hand, talking about your time with other escorts comes off as insecure. I'm not saying these people are bad people, I'm just saying, this is tacky behaviour and you shouldn't do it.

I like tattoos and I like the way they look. I plan on more, full sleeve, etc. I find for every guy who finds them distasteful there's another who thinks it's hot as hell. You can't win 'em all, you might as well do what you want.

I'm going to go on a bit of a rant today. I'm not trying to offend anyone, but I think something needs to be said. Lately I have had a number of clients who have name-dropped other providers they have been with and then proceeded to try to discuss personal details about their time, OR who have asked me questions about what other escorts are like--but not in a professional, because I might be interested in seeing her kind of way, but in a I want to get dirt on this woman kind of way. Personal type questions. It's not cool to ask me if so-and-so has kids and or if so-and-so does drugs. It is completely tacky to talk about other SP's and it certainly doesn't turn me on to hear your feelings about other SP's. It is none of my business and if you expect me to gossip about my colleagues, it won't happen. While I hate to paint it so bluntly, our relationships with clients are still business relationships and it shows a complete lack of discretion to try to discuss other providers you have spent time with.

But...but..he's the LOAN ARRANGER. I love him just for the badness of that pun.

When I was looking for my celebrity doppelganger for Facebook, friends suggested Janeane Garofalo, and Pink. And in the past, when I had my long, luscious curls, I was compared to Rachel Weisz (I also used to wear contact lenses). Once I did this thing online where you uploaded a photo of yourself and it told you which celebrity you most closely resembled and I got Kate Beckinsale and a bunch of Asians. I used this photo:

What a great way to celebrate your friends! Condolences on the loss however.

You're in good company; my parents cried when they left me in Waterloo.

Awwww yeah! That was hilarious, Ava. Thanks!