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Congrats! You are a powerhouse poster! Haha.

OH MY GOD. I love those as well! Maybe I'm just a nerd who prefers her commercials to be informative? Rather than selling something. HA.

Ok, I love love love the Your Heritage moments. You know, the old-timey commercials about famous Canadians or moments in history. Personally, my favourite was always the one about neurosurgeon Dr. Wilder Penfield and the burnt toast chick. "I smell....burnt toast!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNdM9JhTPJw That one and the one about the Inukshuks: "Now the people will know we were here." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd86ov04mqI And just for good measure, I really love the old Log Driver's Waltz.

I clearly did not put enough thought into my answer. So Johnny Depp is totally my sex slave, PJ Harvey is my Mistress, Tim Curry is my butler, and I'd like Wu Tang to get together and have rap battles in my living room, Ciara can dance for me (Luxie got me obsessed with this video: ) and when we're all tired from fucking and dancing and rapping, Mogwai will play us to sleep (in a good way, not in a "I'm so bored by this music I'm falling asleep" way: ). There, now I feel better.

Hmm, I can name most, but I've no idea who a couple of these are, but left to right back row: Annessa, Luxie, two mystery women, SaraMQ, Angela of Ottawa, Carrie Moon. Middle row: mystery blond! bottom row: mystery redhed, Chanel Reign

Well, she managed to make it the most sexual song ever. The darkness of the Nick Cave version just made it hotter. *shudder* :)

It's weird that they're calling the song Stack-O-Lee...cuz the song is called Stagger Lee. I prefer the cover by Nick Cave, but again, that's probably only because a really hot stripper gave me a lapdance to that song.

HA, naughty girl!

It's okay Ava, just come to Ottawa and we'll grope your boobies too :)

So my waxer is out of town and I'm picky about who rips the hair out of my nether regions, so I've opted to just let it grow--I'm rocking a decent bush at the moment if anyone cares to partake :) This will last until she's back, which is sometime next week.

esoterica! He's so dreamy ;) Ok, but really, big surprise, Johnny Depp.

Ugh. Ugh all around.

The Bible contradicts itself in so many places it's ridiculous. For example, Is it wrong to have sex outside of marriage? Yes. Exodus 20:14, Deuteronomy 5:18 Thou shalt not commit adultery. Hebrews 13:4 Whoremongers and adulterers God will judge. No. Hosea 1:2 And the Lord said to Hosea, Go, take unto thee a wife of whoredoms.... Hosea 3:1 Then said the Lord unto me, God yet, love a woman beloved of her friend, yet an adulteress. That was taken from the Skeptics Annotated Bible, conveniently located here: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/index.htm Also, if we're staking claim to American slaves, Johnny Depp is mine.

I know it sucks, but sometimes you have to put off the luxuries in lieu of taking care of necessities. Think of it this way, when you do finally get the funds for a session, it will be that much sweeter. Especially since you didn't have to take out a cash advance on your credit card :)

I really like the Be Good Tanyas version of House of the Rising Sun And since it made me think of the Animals, let's add their cover of Nina Simone's Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FT4FprxDg And Muse covering Nina Simone's Feeling Good (though nothing beats the original--Nina is a goddess) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8tuTSi6Sck (original)

Congrats Jolie! PS, I think we have a mutual friend :)

I'm bummed I couldn't make it! Next time, ladies, next time.

The exact same thing happened to me in university. Here I am getting down with this hottie in my residence and WHAMMO! Fire alarm. So we both throw our clothes on, I'm all disheveled and we leave his room together and so everyone with half a brain knows what's up. Ahh good times.

We're ALL prostitutes under the law, regardless of how we each individually identify. I'm sure you meant no ill will Lindsay, but dividing us based on "class" isn't helpful. Legally, things just get more and more depressing.

Gents: scotthecanuck, wrinkledintime, spike, old dog Ladies: Angela of Ottawa, megforfun, Megan's Touch Best of luck everyone! xx

I am planning to try to attend this one!

-If you sound like you emailed/PM'd every SP looking for the best rate. -If your email is poorly written (the only way you're getting out of this one is if English isn't your first language) -If you are rude or offensive via email, PM or phone--things I consider rude and offensive include: negotiating the rate, asking me if I really am clean, asking me to make myself available outside my regular hours when I've never seen you before, assuming I'll see you just because you can pay, asking me if I really like doing this work, asking me how many "tricks" I turn in a week, asking me how much money I make, asking me my real name, etc. And I just love when guys phone me asking me to describe myself because they're viewing my website on their phone. I'm not into being your back-up or last minute call, if you don't have time to access a computer, and have never seen me or looked at my website before, don't call me. PLEASE. I want to see individuals who genuinely want to see me. It makes the appointment go much better for everyone involved. If you are polite and genuine in your initial contact you shouldn't have any problems.

Threesomes with two males are the best!

First and foremost, how the lady in question responded to your PM was totally rude and could have been handled much better. That being said, if you were interested in getting to know her better to decide whether you want to book or not, it may have been better to be upfront about it, rather than just ask how her night was going. Those kind of PM's come off as "time-wasting" because it seems as though you simply want to chat, but have no intention of booking. If you had PM'd me asking how my night was going, I probably wouldn't have even replied.

Congrats Lexy, you've been a welcome addition to the CERB community! xx