VedaSloan

I like the way you think! That'd be something I'd do as well. I love watching two guys getting it on. Once, I was at a club during Pride (back in Waterloo) and there were these two shirtless guys (with sailor hats) and they were doing body shots off of each other. I was openly staring, drool coming out of my mouth. I probably looked like a lobotomy victim or something.

Bahahahahaa. I love it! I always wanted a brother.

If I ever get around to having any sort of disposable income AND I also happen to be in LA, I'm totally going to treat myself to some fun time with a sexy male courtesan that Lou linked in another thread (about whether or not guys could make money as straight male escorts), which is what started this fantasy. Seriously. I must've gone through his gallery about a hundred times. YUM. And I want reviews! Actually, I masturbated to some of the reviews on TS Lucy's site just the other week.

I like to start on the couch and move to the bedroom. For me, it seems awkward to go to the bedroom right away. I like a bit of preliminary, get-to-know-you chat beforehand.

It's all been mostly said already, but please don't let a few bad girls ruin your entire view of sex workers. Just try to become more aware of BS. And don't give out your number. Even though you've been scammed in the past, and it's hard, try not to think badly of those women--you don't know how they came to be in their current situtation or what they've been through in their lives. At this point, scamming guys may be the only way they know how to survive. For the record though, some of us really are putting ourselves through school!

I've had a couple in their 70's and personally, I hate that people tend to see older people as completely non-sexual (the same goes for the disabled). Everybody's got needs!

Oh man. I feel you. My parents had this '86 GMC van, that I lovingly referred to as "the Beast." It was brown and ugly and when the muffler fell off, it really did sound like a beast. But I put a cd player in it, and I would drive that piece of shit around town like I owned the place, blasting whatever anti-authoritarian punk music I was into that particular week. When they finally got rid of it, I was pretty crushed. In high school, I used to have sex in that van at the drive-in!

I think you'd like Annessa as well. She has a madonna/monroe piercing I think. I'm trying to picture her face and remember whether it's on the top or the bottom lip. And her tattoos are lovely! Have fun! xx

Yeah, Lucy is the one I fantasize about! Damn, I just read her reviews and ended up flicking myself off. Note to self: go to Toronto ASAP.

Merci, and I've only gotten better :)

I'm a huge fan of MMF threesomes! And I've probably mentioned my huge fantasy about being with a TS. Anyone want to do a MMF with me and a T-girl, oh jesus, you let me know!

My kind of party!

All of you ladies have wonderful websites! I must add my two cents as well; I love the set up of Lou's website: www.loubbw.com It's simple, clean and informative!

As someone with all-natural 38 G's, I can attest to all of the above. My back aches at the end of the day, I'm getting grooves in my shoulders from bra straps, I have to pay over $100 for specialty sizes (because chain stores like La Senza and Victoria's Secret do not carry my size) just for one bra and therefore have a very limited lingerie selection due to the exorbitant cost. Then, you sometimes end up wearing the wrong size just because it's cheaper and easier to find and it sort of does the trick--except that the boning in the middle won't lie flat and so you have a little cave in the front. I can't even tell you how many times an errant crumb has landed down my shirt and in between my boobs and I have to do the discreet reach under to fish it out. Not cool. Stay with what you've got miss!

I read a great piece recently about airport security and how North American airlines are RIDICULOUS in their security measures (You want me to take off my thigh high stilettos because I might have a bomb in the heel? What? Me? Are you for real? Do I look like I have plans to blow everyone up? These things cost me a grand! They're Jimmy Choo!). The article pointed out that Ben Gurion International in Israel is far more likely to receive bombs and attacks and their security takes much less time than North American counterparts. It's all based on the questions their employees ask and how the traveler reacts. As someone who's traveled in the middle east, I can attest that their airport security is much faster than anything in the west. And I didn't have to take off my boots. ;)

I can't believe no one has mentioned Tom Waits' Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b98yz6FRb3s

Eeek. I never text/phone any clients unless they've asked me to (either to clarify scheduling or to confirm). I consider it a HUGE faux pas to phone clients to schedule appointments. That is NOT how this business works. The clients seek you out for an appointment, not the other way around.

Boots are soo soo hot. I have muscular calves though and I find it hard to find leather boots that will zip up all the way. I usually have to go the stretchy faux leather route.

Waiiit. I want some too!

Oh man, that was a pun that made me both chuckle and groan. Gruckle? Choan?

Vonnegut fan?

Ha, I just thought 50 was a dirty guy, I didn't think this song was about escorts.

Very nice! I'm glad 2009 turned around for you. I also like the short and sweet reviews. Hope 2010 brings you even more pleasure :)

Trophy vagina! Nice. It's almost as good as the chocolate vaginas you get on V-day.