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VedaSloan

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  1. Nothing hotter than the stereotypical tall, dark and handsome. It's cliche, but I fall for it every time.
  2. Pfft. I don't make mistakes ;) I just lie all the time :)
  3. Also, I believe the difference is that you don't have to sign up and pay a bunch of fees the same way you would with a bank (to get a portable debit/credit machine). Lessens its credibility (buggernot, your crack dealer probably has one! ;) ), but it's still neat IMO.
  4. So cynical and jaded! I said I was blinded by its coolness! :P
  5. Damn, I lied then. I HAVE experienced DP. For me though, DP still represents your standard one in the butt and one in the vag combination.
  6. I was stumbling today (three cheers for procrastination!) and came across this funky new device, which allows you to read payment cards from any device with an audio input jack, including your mobile phone. http://squareup.com/ So what do you think guys? I could see pros benefiting from this immensely! Maybe I'm just overwhelmed by how cool it seems.
  7. I can do that you know! Hell, I can even lick my own nipples.
  8. WOO. Congrats Sixernine. I'm on my third iPod. Haha. I can't live without it.
  9. A couple of things I could really use: -bus tickets to Toronto -someone to pay my cell phone bill -incense, particularly frankinscense and myrrh -a massage with a professional massage therapist -an ink cartridge for an HP all in one 1200 series (I think). -a bookcase OR a cheap Ikea pull-out couch. -a scratching post for my cat This is a great idea!
  10. I find that if I simply focus on not gagging, I'm pretty good. I'm wary of using anything to numb my gag reflex and anyway, once you've got that thing in your throat, you can't breathe anyway. Once it's in the throat, it's the same tube.
  11. Great post, Tracie! The men and women here on CERB are invaluable resources and friends :)
  12. They should be able to if the agency is reputable at all. I had a client who was a repeat who constantly asked me to bareback, so I told Tracey I didn't want to see him anymore and it was done. No problemo.
  13. I figured, but it's hard to tell online sometimes!
  14. Ha, I thought that was implied by the double? I mean, it wouldn't be double penetration if they weren't at the same time.
  15. double penetration--a dick in the ass and a dick in the vag!
  16. Cato, this really is lovely. I enjoyed the reversal of the first lines of the first two stanzas. Also some very nice alliteration! Lately I'm quite fond of rhyming vowel sounds.
  17. Man, I've been in a number of MMF threesomes and STILL have not experienced DP. It's the only fantasy I have left!
  18. Man, I was going to be there, and then I got held up in Health Services until almost 830pm. I was pissed. Ah, well, next time!
  19. Here's one of mine I had published awhile back (in Spread-open call for work written by sex workers). If I was musically inclined, I'd turn it into a PJ Harvey-esque alt rock masterpiece. My Name (Mar10/09) by Erin Taylor I'm gonna have my way with you Gonna tie you down Gonna shake you up Gonna make you cry out My name My name The very same one as yesterday Scream it loud Won't make me stop I'm gonna push your buttons Push you over the top So scream it, just wail it out My name My name The very same one as yesterday. And here's another: Untitled by Erin Taylor The air flows across lifeforms sticky with desire. The sheets are tangled, and so are limbs; lengths of muscle intertwined, tense with excitement. Passion in my cheeks and on my lips, wet between my thighs, tiny waves of shivers as air mingles on flesh, the goosebumps ascend on my breasts as they meet with your chest I am your guest, just rest within this tiny bubble of linen and sweat as I take you into me. Myself, my cunt, swollen, I am salacious. I can see your appetite is voracious. Take all of me and I'll take all of you You'll be limp when I'm through.
  20. best of luck in the future! hope your agency flourishes :)
  21. The upcoming film adaptation has reminded me that I MUST MUST read Cormac McCarthy's The Road. I hear there are some very disturbing visuals in this one (babies roasting on a spit, other acts of cannibalism). I love post-apocalyptic stories.
  22. Ha, well if you ever find time to see me, I'll blow more than just your mind ;)
  23. What a waste of taxpayer money! John school really pisses me off for the main reason that they really enjoy disseminating misinformation that reinforces harmful stereotypes about sex workers, particularly regarding the spread of STD's. "It's quite graphic," said Kampouris, "and talks about sexually transmitted diseases and what [the johns] are putting themselves and their families through." I've said it before and I'll say it again, any sexually active portion of the population is vulnerable to STD's. Being a prostitute does not necessarily make you any more vulnerable than anyone else (case in point: there is a 23 y/o guy in one of my classes who never uses condoms because "that's what birth control is for") and you cannot say that prostitutes are responsible for the spread of venereal diseases.
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