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Every BJ I've ever given was pretty fucking fantastic, if I do say so myself :)

HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS! I'm coming to the social tomorrow after my class (which ends at 7pm). So nobody leave before I get there! I'm hoping to get there around 730pm. It has been too long!

I'm not sure how I feel about bacon-wrapped venison balls (it's seems a touch of meat overkill), but any Christmas dinner with you involved is bound to be a blast. As you know, I love ya, and I don't see you enough! Thanks for the great write-up, and all the laughs you've given me :) I am planning to drop in to the social post-class tomorrow night, it'd be nice to see you! your friend in cynicism ;), xx Erin

I had to google that. Make references that I don't have to look up! Kidding. I'm kidding.

Agreed, that is outrageous. My agency takes half, which is still pretty crazy, but I work independently to make up the difference. It works for me.

We should start a thread devoted to stuff we (the lovely ladies of CERB) have written! That was a nice one Sabrina! It's so true also. I can relate to where that came from!

As someone who does both, I give the same high level of service whether the client booked me independently or through the Playgirls. You can also establish a rapport with agency women, I have a few regular clients with the Playgirls and look forward to seeing them. And since I never know who I'll see an in evening, because I don't do the bookings, it's always fun surprise.

They must, I've heard of them before. And obviously, if I heard about it, it MUST be real ;) Joking aside, it does sound like an awfully fun time!

That is a smokin' bod, but man, I can't even imagine having to buy pants or shoes.

Congrats my dears! xx

Patti Smith is the shit! She does a cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit that is also sex-worthy. The Garden by Mirah is my latest addition to the list of songs I'd have sex to.

Oh, how I adore Richard Dawkins! There's a man I'd try to seduce if I ever saw him lecture. I've watched his lecture on atheism on TED.com about a thousand times.

First, I'm loving the new avatar! Second, apple butter bbq sauce? Sign me up!

You guys are all such gems! Thanks for the nod, Red, you're a sweetheart! Trannies have that effect on me too! I'd pick my fave sexy SP, but there are just too many to choose from!

Pet names should be reserved for people you have been intimate with over a long period of time. When clients call me "hun" or "sweetie" I sometimes want to smack them. I am not your "hun" or "sweetie," that is what my dad calls me. It just comes across as somewhat condescending to me.

Regarding the question, it is much worse to not appreciate what you do have than to have missed out on something. That being said, I'm with Cat. Polyamory is where it's at. We're sexual beings, having sex with other people doesn't necessarily mean we don't love our partners.

To me that seems strange, but every lady is different. I'm on the pill, I know the exact day usually when I'm supposed to get it. I'd had moments where I'll schedule something and then remember that's when I'm supposed to be getting my period and I'll reschedule. But I've never had it randomly show up the minute before a client arrives.

Bahaha. That is priceless. My problem is everyone likes to talk with me beforehand and if I don't say anything they'll talk right though the appointment. This happened with one client, and even though it was over time, I made with the sexin' because I didn't have anything booked afterward and then he had the nerve to ask for a discount because the sex only took 15 minutes.

A very productive year indeed! I'm glad you joined, your presence is invaluable! And just cuz Pistol Pete thinks he's cool enough to answer in another language so will I, here's hoping you understand Italian :) Cato e' molto bello e i suoi "posts" sono sempre intelligente. Andiamo festeggiare al locale di strip-tease! Buon Anniversario!

Jesus, I totally forgot about that one. Now I'm all hot and bothered.

Aren't you cheeky ;)

Well duh! No one can resist candles and Depeche Mode!

Susie it looks fabulous! You are an amazing woman, keep it up!

I very much used to be the girl who said "it's an exit, not an entrance!" And it's true, if you do it with someone who wants to just stick it in there (and I've had this) well, of course, it's going to hurt. LUBE LUBE LUBE. Also, you must start small and work up! You can't just leap straight to the cock without a finger or two first. That being said, when done properly (and not all the time, you can't do anal every day, it stretches the muscles and you need a break in between) it can be very delicious. Anal is not something that should be the main course, but a dessert that you only have once in awhile.

Viggo Mortensen and Maria Bello in A History of Violence.