VedaSloan

The size of your dick only matters if you are a woman who only cares about penetration. And sex is so much more than penetration and so, for me, it makes no difference what size you are as long as it works!

I only black-list someone if they book and then don't show and don't contact me to explain what happened (even if it's after the fact). I will also black-list you if you are: rude, try to negotiate un-safe sex, or offend me personally in some way (which is pretty hard to do).

Ha, well I don't even have an ad, I am assuming by "ad," he meant he saw my website. And since I asked him if he went over it, and he didn't, I figured, fuck it, I am not in the mood to deal with this.

YES! We have to re-create that Richard Kern photo--the one where she's squatting with the GI Joe head inside her. Only, I will be using my Sid Vicious action figure instead :)

I just got this phone call: Me: Hello! guy: I saw your ad. Me: Yeah, did you read my website? guy: No Me: Well maybe you should, then you'd know I'm not available now. *click* He happened to catch me in an annoyed mood (it's hot in my apartment and I don't have air, it makes me cranky!), so I just hung up on him. Honestly, as Annessa said, it takes an extra 5-10 mins to review even the bare essentials of information (rates, location, hours) and if you don't even introduce yourself and then on top of that, you haven't even looked at my website? Fat chance you're going to see me.

Oh man, Rachelle, that never occurred to me, but I totally feel your pain. I always do the spread and check before an appointment. The dancers should talk the clubs into installing a bidet. Hahaha.

I think it's a great idea Sam! I'd also be happy to be involved :)

OK, that guy is Italian, I love the little bull's horn necklace he's got. I have a similar one (being Italian and all). He's probably related to me somehow. Because you know, all Italians are obviously related to me. Hahaha. The above was what I wrote in response to a different pic! Then when I posted, I looked at the thread and the pic was different! So that one probably is Antlerman. Hahaha.

Antlerman, you are a big fat liar! ;) That's the dude who is sometimes on Video on Trial, and he does lame Bell commercials as well. Try again!

I like the idea of the one that hangs in the closed door. I had a very good time once with this fun strap thingy that is specifically for restraining someone with their arms above their head that you just shut in the top of the door and it's got a little latch thing to keep it in place. Ahhh, good times.

well m'dear, you know where to find me ;) that is my favourite role-play.

Cowboy, you're the man! And, guys, you can always donate to POWER. You'd have to email them to ask about specifics, but I'm sure it can be done.

Sorry it took me so long to jump on this train, BUT here is what I say: Age is just a number. I have had older guys treat me like a piece of meat and younger guys (my own age) treat me like a princess, just as I have had the opposite. YoungStud said it best though: the older guys just have more going for them in terms of skillz (with a 'z' for my homies) and we all know I like my sex exciting :)

Ha, I'll see what I can do :)

When I was travelling, I stayed with a guy in Belgium whose bathroom had a bidet and I was in heaven for those three days that I stayed with him. I'd much rather spray my nether region and then pat dry with a towel than spend time with toilet paper anymore. I don't even need hot water!

That's a great story, I love it! It's tempting, but I am not a fan of the drip-dry. Yes, you rule!

You're not the only one! I also did it with a client once :)

We're talking Demolition Man right? Now that you mention it, I want to know as well!

No problem, any questions just PM me.

Yeah, I don't think he was eating jism-flavoured popcorn. :P

I'm down with a wet facecloth, but then, I'd have to do a lot of extra laundry. I think baby wipes are still the most effective, but honestly, I'll probably still use toilet paper and just complain about it. Haha. Oh and I love that avatar. Wasn't it the cover of a book by David Sedaris?

Being a woman, I have to use toilet paper however many times a day that I go to the washroom and so I have a few things to think about when purchasing toilet paper. Do I go with the cheap, scratchy kind? Or, do I go with the more expensive, softer kind, which leaves those nasty little bits of TP behind? It's a conundrum. My lady bits are sensitive, would you like wiping with pseudo-sandpaper? I don't think so. But those little bits of TP that get left behind with the softer stuff are so gross and annoying! Excuse me, while I wipe a second time with a baby wipe just to clean off the mess left by the TP. I have come across this phenomenon with guys as well, I know some of you like to dab! The softer kind gets stuck to the end, and you have to pick it off before you can stick the cock in your mouth. I mean, who wants to get pee-soaked bits of dried out TP in their mouth? Definitely not me. Also, Tim Horton's toilet paper is the bane of my existence. Individual one-ply sheets? How cheap are you?! I have to pull out about six sheets before I have enough to wipe myself without my fingers ripping through. And sometimes, on long road trips, it's a number two. I want to be able to rely on the strength of my TP. So, in summation, I am unsatisfied with the state of toilet paper these days.

Generally, I will take the time to give them pointers etc, but sometimes when you meet a guy and he's so bad, and you know you'll never hook up again, I don't want to be his teacher. Let some other girl who is more serious about him show him the ropes.

Well the name suits: Sans Frontiere (without frontiers/borders?) Haha.