VedaSloan

Guys guys guys! You need to be more thorough in your thread-reading. In the Thong of the Day thread, Seymour posted an entire page of CERB ladies asses, as the best of. Annessa's is in there! And I've met her in real life, so I've seen the ass (in clothes) in person. Yeesh.

Don't make me spank you for being such a whinger. Pronounced win-jer. It's Brit slang for don't be a whiney biatch! ;)

I'm reading a really good one right now which is an anthology of short stories written by women working in the sex industry. It's really excellent. It's called Sex Work : Writings by Women in the Sex Industry. It was first published in '87, but has been republished with a new bit on the history of the international sex workers movement. It's edited by Frederique Delacoste and Priscilla Alexander.

Ok guys, I would like to visit one of our lovely MP's for a back massage. I don't need the sexy, sensual stuff, I just want to throw some lovin' (in the form of cash) at a colleague and get a good back massage. My boobs are killing my lower back and shoulders. So who has the best hands?

I see most of my clients in the afternoon, so once I'm finished (usually around 6 ish) I like to order takeout! Tonight, for example, my fave Shanghai was closed (a number of my fave Asian restaurants aren't open Mondays), so I decided to go with Yangtze and I got the shanghai noodles and the hot and sour shrimp and I am in food heaven right now. I like to read on my balcony now that the daylight hours are longer. I currently have the following books on the go: 1. Sex Work: Writings by Women in the Sex Industry 2nd Ed., edited by Frederique Delacost and Priscilla Alexander. 2. I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings- Maya Angelou 3. Coraline, the graphic novel adaptation of the Neil Gaiman children's book. 4. the latest issue of Spread magazine And of course, as most of you know, I like to partake of the green stuff, so I can often be found smoking a joint on my balcony as well :) I also like to shop and make like a couch potato.

Speaking for the bigger girls, I have a fine ass! Haha, and I do love Greek oh so much! I'm also an ass woman myself, and I love a nice, round butt. I have a polaroid of my fave butt (not a client). I like to break it out when I haven't seen him in awhile and I always grin. My fave ass, though I can't say what it might be like to go Greek with said ass, but I love Annessa's ass.

Annessa is beautiful and half-Asian! She has the finest ass I have ever seen.

Ha, you have a point. To really even things out, I need more spanks!

Ahh, I'm turned on already!

I've seen virgins before, we've all been there. You just have to find the right girl--one who will be gentle and supportive! And hopefully ease your nerves. Best of luck and welcome to the boards!

Your ethnicity is not a problem for me. I don't ask potential clients their ethnic background, but I can't say the same for others. And I also agree with what has been said so far regarding personal taste. It's your fantasy, you're the one paying for it, you might as well get what you will enjoy! It'd be like going into your favourite restaurant and ordering something you dislike. No one would do that. Go get what YOU want.

Haha, yes, cappy, come teach me a lesson!

That's right! I've been a very naughty girl, and I need boundaries! Somebody come spank me!

Awww, but Sam, behaving's no fun....

Sambuza on Gladstone. Little family run Ethiopian place. I've only been once, but it was delicious.

Ava, I read that on your site and was so in agreement, I added something similar to mine. And for whatever reason, so many guys think I want them to finger-fuck me as fast and as hard as possible and that can lead to scratching and sometimes spotting because you've made me bleed. So, short nails or gloves. Your choice!

Dummpy, don't ya know we all hang on your every word?? It's like gospel! Hahahaha.

I had a guy email me and ask me if I'd let his dog mount me. I declined. Different strokes for different folks.

That's right! Now bend over and let me spank you for losing :twisted:

Yep, it's the we-vibe. It's pretty slick. I only tried it out for a minute today by myself, but I really liked it. It is hands free though, and I found it weird to just lie there without doing anything downstairs with my hands. Not that I'm complaining. Frees me up to play with nipples. Also, if your g-spot is farther back, the g-spot portion of the vibe won't be of much use to you as it won't reach. I haven't as yet tried it out with a partner, but when I do I'll let you know how it goes.

I'm telling you, I have a problem!

I am assuming since you're posting here at CERB that you have seen an SP or two in your time. So if you've seen them, then it seems hypocritical to have a problem if your future wife is one. I am again only assuming you have a problem, since you're asking us what to do about it. In the end, you have to sit down and talk about it with her. Don't try to make her feel ashamed and don't try to talk her out of it. If it bothers you and you don't think you can live with her profession, then end the relationship. But if you love her, then what she does for a living shouldn't matter and you should try to work through it.

That does not surprise me! I've had guys ask me if I really need glasses. Why else would I be wearing them? Having been called "four-eyes" and similar for most of my childhood, I can tell you I certainly wouldn't be wearing them if I didn't have to.

Hahhahaa. I don't think I'll ever catch up to you girl! It was hard enough just getting to 500!

Ahhhh, that explains it. Half the time my clients leave their socks on, so I don't even see their feet.