VedaSloan

Hmmm. I almost never notice my clients shoes/feet. Oh, one thing I will say is a huge turn-off, but which isn't really related to hygiene is bad teeth. Once in university I met a guy online who seemed cute and then we met up and he was missing all of his front teeth. And he was my age. Needless to say, we did not hook up. That's how I learned there's a line even I won't cross, lol!

Ha, not only was it before my time, but I have never been into SNL much, even now.

Somehow that doesn't surprise me. I don't think people are coming (haha) for the food!

Ha, I'm down. SPUTY for the win!

MMMM chicken satay. *drools* I'm going to have to try that place!

Dudes. Pizza Shark. It looks like a hole, the website makes me laugh hysterically (think Jaws music playing while someone rings a doorbell and you hear a woman's voice, just a second! and when she opens the door, the guy goes, PIZZA SHARK! and then you enter the site), but the pizza is delish! Try hot peppers, tomatoes and feta on thick crust. Trust me.

I post so that you'll have something to do with yourself other than wank off ;) Thanks Et!

Of course I know you're kidding :) You should come see me. I got this fancy new vibe you can wear while fucking.

Man, I am a sad sad human being. I have been trying to break into the top 20 posters for ages and only just overtook capitalman. Seriously though, I love CERB and all the wonderful folks who comprise its membership! Especially a few of the ladies of late, you rock :)

Yes, the original Dirienzo's off Preston is the best one!

Oh most definitely. I love food so much! I just hate cooking it myself.

Pure Gelato is really good for gelato as well. Man I love that stuff. Pistachio is my favourite.

I'm obsessed with Shanghai...their coconut curry vegetables are to die for. New Mee Fung--excellent Vietnamese and possibly the best strawberry shake I have ever graced my tastebuds with. The Elgin St Diner for late night hangover breakfasts! Dirienzo's for the Diavolo sandwich--proscuitto, hot calabrese, soppressata, pickled eggplant, dijon mustard and cheese (but I can't remember which kind). Pasticceria Gelateria for the cannoli! Also, if anyone knows where I can get decent pistachio baklava please PM me!

Um, that is one fine lady. DAAAMN.

It would be annoying for me, on a number of levels. I am somewhat obsessive-compulsive and don't like people touching my things (you know those types who come over and must pick up and look at every knick knack you own). I'm also a perfectionist and if you want something done right, you usually have to do it yourself.

The hottest sex I ever had (which wasn't paid) involved being tied arms above me in a doorway, while my partner teased and licked and probed and nibbled and spanked every inch of me. He'd bring me right to the edge and then stop, and then do it again and again until I was begging to be allowed to cum. It's a good thing the restraints were semi-holding me up because after that my legs were jelly.

To be honest, I'm not much of a toy user, I prefer my own fingers most of the time. That being said, when I am especially horny and in the mood for something more drawn out I love love love anal beads. I can't say enough about them. I also love bondage tape. It sticks to itself and not to you, making it very versatile (can be used as a blindfold, gag, and as restraints). And in terms of vibes, I'm a fan of the simple, but tried and true one-touch bullet. I keep that in my purse in case of emergencies. Haha. I splurged today and bought the we-vibe. I have to charge it for 24 hours before I can use it, but damn I'm excited. I'll let you know how it goes! :-P

I absolutely have no preferences as to what you look like, but if your hygiene is impeccable you will have a very enthusiastic Erin pleasing you in every way :)

I've traded blowjobs for ganja on occasion when my cash flow was tight in university. This only works though if you're buying larger amounts (a quarter or more), as obviously giving a blowjob for $30 worth of weed isn't worth it.

Mandalay, Having read both this post and a number of other posts of yours in different threads, you seem to be a very sweet and caring woman. I just worry that perhaps you are too nice sometimes! That is not to say that you need to be cynical and jaded, just that if it happens again, boot his ass out!

If a potential client asked me for a kitty shot, I'd probably ignore the request. This is a business, the photos are to give you an idea of who I am, and what I look like, a taste of what you will get if you book an appointment with me. You won't find explicit shots because we want you to come and see us, not just sit around wacking off to shots of our goodies.

Sam, you are the master of mind-blowing subtlety. And I know exactly what you mean. :grin:

Bahahahahahaha! Good one :)

OMG how could I forget my fave Asia! Too many sexy ladies!

YES YES. Maggie Gyllenhaal!