Seymour

You tell em CK. Some people will never learn. As echoed in this thread there are unethical practices everywhere.

Secret_Admirer - no worries. I'm cool with the points you have made - and understand the scenario you were trying to paint. On another note, looks like dummpy has returned to the dance floor.

What the?? I turn my back for a minute and it's all hands on deck? Ah yes, something about sharing being the new selfish.....now I remember.:smile:

Not sure about other member's ages and what their financial situation is - part of this is figuring out where you want to play, how often you want to play and managing your expectations and finances accordingly. Sometimes, just sometimes you want to live a little.

Three cheers for CK - for managing the HBBB (Hobbyists Better Business Bureau)

The Grand Finale - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=24291&postcount=39

I had to tie up some lose ends with Mia after our previous encounter. Immediately after that, I called the dispatch and booked for the following day! I'm scheduled in like Flint! Late afternoon I call for confirmation - the dispatch (Mona) remembers, yes, you're good to go she says (it is scary when the dispatch can recognize your voice ;-))!!. So I get my shit together and head downtown. After parking and making the last call - I get the nod to head on up! By the way -this new Honeyzworld dispatch is WAYYY better than the previous!! I knock - the door opens and my girl is standing there, immediately her eyes light up. Hi, come on in she says. We head immediately to the zone. I take care of business, I steal some kisses, I ask how her day is going. She looks tired, she's been trying to get sleep but it hasn't worked out. Mental note to self - don't get raunchy with Mia tonight. I excuse myself to the washroom, returned and resumed matters. No fooling around here - I'm already nude, now I'm helping her. I learnt from previous experience (use both hands) ;-) She is clothing free. I can feel her body heat on mine. Her skin is soft, smooth, warm, we collapse, hugging, cuddling. I nibble her nose, she giggles. We could go to sleep like this and we have not had our workout yet! I convince her to lie back and relax. I explore, I discover, we enjoy!! We change positions, she explores, she discovers, I enjoy! ;-) I could take no more, I tell her, there's that wicked smile again. We rekindle memories of last night (President's Choice, eat your heart out) - her back is arched, she draws me in even closer, she's getting loud again. It is all coming back - minus me babbling like a lunatic. It is passionate, it is hot, it is intense. I think to myself - where the hell is she getting all this energy from??? So young and such an accomplished lover!!! I scream her name, she's even louder, she's giving me instructions, what to do. I oblige, she's louder - damn those neighbors are gonna complain to the front desk.So much for not being raunchy tonight. With great fanfare and gusto we finished our workout. OMFG - what a workout!! My girl's been exercising her Kegels and boy you can feel it!! She goes to clean up - and when she return I say, almost out of breath, "this is twice you've done this to me" - she laughs and says, you'll live! Unfortunately, it is time to clean up. I'm dressed, I get my crap together for departure. She kisses me again, thanks for coming to visit, she says. Come by anytime she whispers in my ear. WTF - that was so HOT!! With warm wishes for a great rest of weekend, I take her leave. What a night, what an encounter and What a way to end 10 fun filled days of debauchery - I didn't die, I'm alive -so FUCKING alive!!! MIA - My Insatiable Amour!!

I have one buddy at work that also hobbies - when we do speak at work regarding the hobby we are careful to speak in tongues ...

My dear - I have BOTH those numbers and once I free up my schedule I will find you. Even if it means a road trip to Montreal I will find you because that adventure was just fan-fricking-tastic to not repeat!! Don't be shy to share this with Angleika as well. You gals are truly amazing!

I have one more encounter to share - it was a repeat with one lady from the original list. This one you'll have to wait for until tomorrow. Perhaps you can guess who that lucky lady was..... These should make it easier to find what you're after: Nikita - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=5121 Maxine - Pink Kitty Agency - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=5123 Phoebee and Angelika : http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=P&t=5137 Stacy - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?ltr=S&p=24158&postcount=6 Monique Matheson - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?ltr=M&p=24161&postcount=6 Ava Jones - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?ltr=A&p=23393&postcount=7 Lolita - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=5138 Kelly - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?ltr=K&p=24172&postcount=10 Mia - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?ltr=M&p=24179&postcount=37 So - when people complain that summer 2008 sucked, I beg to differ! :-D

Called mid afternoon and got the new dispatch Mona at Honeyzworld. Yes - I can book you with Mia, no problem. So I arrived on time and call back for the specifics. Oops - they sent me to the wrong Hotel ;-) No worries - the right one is down the street. So 5 minutes later, I'm en route to her suite. I enter her suite. She is gorgeous, what a bod. I steal a kiss - I'm babbling on about how long it took for me to book her <Christ I must have sounded like a babbling idiot> I present her with the gift I had brought her - turns out these are her favorite chocolates (OMFG)!! Dumb luck - how the hell could I have guessed that?? I should buy some lottery tickets cause I might pick the FUCKING winning numbers.. We sit on the sofa - I'm still babbling, still checking her out, she pounces on me, kissing slowly, passionately, this shuts me up. Mental note made Perhaps we should take the show on the road I suggest - I am led to Mia's playground. I take care of the business side of things and head to the washroom. I return -she is waiting. We regroup -we're reacquainting after a two minute lapse in festivities. She reminds me I'm still dressed -oh yes, she's right. I fixed that right away, and lie down, she pounces on me again -I try to help her out of her top - one of the clasps is a little tricky I need help. She obliges. What ensued was an all out intense, extreme, vocal synchronization, calorie burning, passion consuming hour of sweaty, wet,loud, full contact hour of pleasure. We are still locked in combat and I started babbling again about how the world was against me and I couldn't get to see my Mia!! She shuts me up with more kissing - and starts playing along with this theme - she tells me to come back and see her anytime.Come back turns to come, come, come, so now she's cheering me on, begging me to climax -no I say - I need to torture you some more for making me wait so long. She smiles, and rolls her eyes - it wasn't my fault she says. I know I say - but now you're mine, all mine!!! My Mia!! FUCK - did she ever get loud after that!! I probably said too much already. Sorry Mia, our story must be told. :oops: I think all the neighbors on the floor heard us that evening. Perhaps our performance might have inspired Stacy from GoE (she was in the next suite over) and her own performance with the dude that was with her (perhaps he got the Euro trip of his FUCKING life) :-). My time was up I needed to clean up an split - that whole thing about not overstaying your welcome. I'm showered and dressed. On my request, my girl accompanies me to the door. One last passionate kiss and I'm gone. Overall - a truly wild GFE encounter. It got more intense as it progressed. Unplanned, unrehearsed, unfuckingbelievable. Oh Mia - save the last dance for me! My Mesmerizing Mia. MMM. Muah!! schedules synchronization - months last minute location change - minutes One wild, mind-freaking blowing encounter - one hour Memories of Mia - forever!! ;-)

http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=6735 Exchanged info with Kelly earlier in the week and was given instruction to get to her place. Arrived on time and met her at the door. She was already dressed for the event. I am escorted (unintentional pun) to her retreat - and provided a quick tour en route. The pix on the site do not do her justice -the woman is more beautiful in person. Great at making you feel welcome and relaxed. OK - again - I'm a sucker for a nice rack on a blond :mrgreen: Kelly had light music playing in the background - nice touch. She reminds me of a co-worker. I'm going to have a hard time in the office from now on (intentional pun). As our session unfolded we explored various activities of mutual gratification and lust. I think we clicked on a few different levels - I like to goof off and she picked up and played on that. What ensued was an hour of extreme two way pleasures. The clothes came off, the acronyms came out and the sweat poured everywhere. No second guessing, no awkwardness, no inhibitions - I emphasize, no inhibitions - just animal like passions! If I let you in on one little secret, she has amazing muscle control and chooses her moments to flex said muscle. That sensation alone is worth the price of admission. 8-) We lay there after the act, still stroking, caressing, cuddling, kissing each other. This gal has it all boys - beauty and brains. Kelly offered me the chance to freshen up - I accepted. While doing so we continued to chat - she can be blunt sometimes with her comments but - don't misunderstand boys, she is not rude -just calls it like she sees. There is something to be said for that. Overall - I would describe my experience with Kelly as hard core GFE. If you are shy or faint of heart your experience could very well be different. Thanks Kelly - for a wonderfully intense breakfast! Sex, breakfast of champions. Kelly, Kelly!! P.S - 9 on the location - only because you have to drive outside town to get there! Don't misunderstand this place is SPOTLESS!!!

She's on this board -thin spinner type bod. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=43 This was a late night, last minute booty call. Nothing but pure lust!!! No foreplay here boys, just wall to wall action!! I was bored and couldn't sleep. I called her up, we met at her incall location. This was our first time. She had a few drinks that night but was in good spirits. If you are looking for a spinner, with a tight body and flexible, this is your girl. Great oral skills, vocal, open minded, energetic and accommodating. MPOS were experienced, enjoyed and appreciated by both. I'm not a big doggie fan - but doggie with this gal is awesome especially when you lay her down flat on her stomach and go to town. Toit like a tiger! Ok - so now I sound like a pig. Overall - Lolita is a sexbomb - great SAFE stress relief. And relief comes in many forms. Ok -stop being a pig now. ;-) Thanks Lolita - now I partially know how "Dreamer" must have felt after that Lolita/Shy Duo! Lolita, the Player!!

I believe she won't do this on a first date. This was only available on the third date. She does take a little time to warm up. You gotta be patient with her. This is likely a YMMV thing.

I scheduled the date/time with Monique. I got to her location and was buzzed up. We had met before but due to various circumstances we didn't for a long time. Till today. I walked in - she remembered me. We hugged, we kissed. She invited me to the sofa to sit beside her. She has dim lightening and scented candles burning and soft instrumental music in the background. We started catching up - I interrupted to steal more kisses. God how I love those kisses. Her hair looks a little different than the last time I saw her..she looks gorgeous. She is woman - she is all woman! She straddles me on the sofa - more kisses, hot, wet, passionate, she tastes good, she smells awesome. I notice the twins - I can't keep my hands off them, she giggles. I try to free them and in one motion I am reunited with them. "HELLO" She giggles more - <ok, so I am a sucker for a nice rack, I admit it>. I excuse myself to the washroom, return and am led to the ring. She helps me undress - ever so slowly, lovingly, teasing. I love her lingerie. Did I mention she smells wonderful? I help her out of her things - we resume the light kissing, touching, I'm slowly teasing her, tormenting, arousing her. She comments it is so soft and sensual -it is such a turn on. Mental note made - I continue.. She lets me pleasure her -her fingers running through my hair, she's vocal and motions herself ever so subtly to sustain maximum pleasure! She lays me down - your turn she says. She returns the teasing, the sensual caressing and gives me a tongue lashing for being a bad boy and not calling her sooner. :-o I could only take so much - we go for the main event. Where's the time gone....this is too much! It is long, it is intense, finally We finish, we cuddle, we kiss - our bodies lying there side by side stroking each other. I am mesmerized by the twins - I realize what I'm doing - her eyes are higher up. I say this out loud and we both laugh. I move slightly to look her in the eyes - she is beautiful - I tell her. She's trying not to blush. In the back of my mind I know my time is up - I pull her in even closer -it feels right! I bring up me leaving, I don't want to overstay my welcome. You haven't, she replied - you're welcome to shower if you'd like. I accept. I get dressed, she offers me one of the chocolates I had brought for her. I didn't want to but she insisted so I had one - we share a chocolate kiss -SWEET!!! :mrgreen: That's passionate, that's hot!! Overall - I like Monique's grace, her style, her poise and her laid back attitude. She is not a 20 year old something, but she's also not a MILF - she is a real woman and a true charmer. Her pix on the site don't really do her justice -she is much more attractive and radiant in person. (If you're reading this gal - blush away).;-) She is great at pampering and is into providing an awesome experience. Thank you for the memories - DEAREST Monique. C'est Magnifique mon Femme Fatale!

Stacy - GOE visitor - Recommendation. I met this young lady at her downtown hotel. She has been billed as an European PSE and you can 'bring your camera' to the session. Sorry - not into that, these escapades are fun but discretion is higher on my list than fun. No pictures -either way!! This was a gamble - she's only been in Canada for days now - not even been reviewed on the other boards. Still she looks cute and the GoE Agency has a good track record for sending lovelies this way. It is late at night, we meet, we exchange greetings. She comments on my style of clothing - distinguished was the word she used. The kisses flow. We walk over to her window, she's pretty high up and does not like it. We chat about her home, her visit to Canada - she loves it here. We head to her boudoir - business before pleasure. Check and check. I'm not sure how she did it but I turned around and there she was - completely nude and ready. I had to catch up. I joined her in the theatre for a late night performance of acronyms, oral, manual, single instrument - the whole band, the choir and the conductor were in sync! And then we were spent. Stacy is model material. Her service is likely best described as GFE, with an element of YMMV. Don't expect her to perform like she's on a porn set. If you are shy, you will likley not enjoy the encounter as she is new to this and does not come across as a take charge kind of person. Overall - a GFE encounter.Thanks Stacy - good luck in your quests. Perhaps your travels will bring you back to Ottawa. You are my European Union!

****Wildcard of the Week***** Angelika and Phoebe Duo -YES I said DUO!! Long Weekend Menage a Trois!!! On this night my original plan got buggered up due to a scheduling snafu with an agency. PM me if you want details on that! So I had to execute my backup plan. I saw this ad on CL (wait..don't beat me up for this, I know all about CL). The ad was for "French Canadian beauty in Town" and it contained a professional pix of this cute 20 sumn year old spinner, Angelika. Already warning bells of B&S are going off - but I figured nothing ventured, nothing gained. I call the number and this cute female French Canadian accent comes on the phone - she does not speak much English so she politely gets her friend to chat with me. The friend, also French Canadian but speaks more English, (I don't know her name yet..but will later discover who this is) and I discuss the usual prerequisites (services, donation, location,) -added bonus, they do duos!!!! So late that evening I called them back. Angelika answers, they are available and bored! So I drive over, park and call back to get the specifics. I head up. Inside their hotel suite, stands these two beauties - the spinner Angelika and her friend that spoke on the phone. They are partying, having wine etc - before heading to the Market to party some more. We talk some more about their day, Montreal, their 'work'. ;-) They are great friends for years, they've worked together for a while, they know and trust each other and it is obvious. Imagine they can finish each others sentences. Names surfaced - the mysterious friend is none other than Phoebee: I was speechless - WHAT!!! -You are Phoebee?? They are giggling and want to know why I'm so surprised. I have to tell them -I have been trying to contact Phoebee for ages, with no luck and here I am, meeting her on a fluke in a response to a CL add!! This is too funny. So keep in mind, we're chatting for about 20 minutes now and I have not indicated if I'm interested in single or duo competition tonight. Angelika asks, so - you see one girl or two?? And I giggle - all the while I had single competition on my mind and that is the amount of the donation I had brought. I felt bad that someone would be left out so I asked them, if they were bored or felt like partying. They somehow guessed what I was thinking and with NO PROMPTING, or PERSUADING or PRESSURE from me they agreed -ok duo service for single competition price! One time deal!!!! SOLD!! They offer me a seat on the bed and some wine. Hey who am I to say no. So I'm sipping the wine and Angelika is helping me by removing my clothing. She is a firecracker, I like her. Again - this laughter of mine draws her in. The three of us are in an embrace. Clothing starts flying, mine, theirs, some land on the bed, some on the floor. Angelika is down to her B and P. Black with pink trim -oohhh sooo fricking hot!!! I'm salivating - Pheobee is laughing and somehow we end up forming an olympic oral ring of pleasure - each giving and receiving oral pleasures at the same time. I take that back - they are BOTH firecrackerS!! This just could not go on, I need my showercap so on it goes - and into Angelika I dove. She is like an energizer bunny!!OMFG!!!! I felt like an octopus. I continued the oral on Phoebe, she's into it and Angel (yeah now she's my Angel) is writhing like a snake under me, moaning, receiving pleasure, giving pleasure. - there were arms, legs, lips, hips - everywhere!! This is so #@$KING hot!!! Phoebee was the first to climax, I let her roll over to recuperate. Angel climaxes - I could feel her contractions - I have not yet. I let her get up to go to the washroom. To to be fair to both ladies, we switch the showercap and I try to enter Phoebee. This delay causes some deflation - so we revert back to the oral Olympic ring as Angel now has returned. So Phoebe is giving me and I'm giving Angel and then Angel did this WILD and AMAZING thing. Angel got off me and went to get her wine - I'm focused on Phoebee and Angel returns and starts a closed mouth DFK and slowly slips a mouthful of wine into mine! I didn't see it coming, and almost climaxed right there! That WAS FUCKING HOT!! We continued like this till I climaxed. Phoebe is well versed in many languages - you could say she is a cunning linguist!;-) What the hell just happened??? I just had an amazing 90 plus minutes with two gorgeous, sexy and fun women! I didn't get to go to Quebec City, instead it came to me! Bonne Fete Quebec!! I had amazing a la carte French Canadian cuisine - I call it "my french brochette"! I told them this -they both laughed. They think I'm nuts. Perhaps I am - it is sooo much fun though! They still wanted to hit the market - watching them get dressed was so entertaining. Angel was putting on a fashion show, trying one top, then another, looking at herself in the mirror than asking me what I thought. :-) - I was enjoying the show. Before leaving Angel gave me her number again (my phone had died) -with instructions to call her if/when I'm in Montreal. How could I say no to such an Angel? My dear firecracker Angel ;-) I offered to give them a lift as we walked out of their hotel but their cab was already waiting so instead we parted with kisses - french style of course. So - I gambled, called a CL number, did some homework, made a date which turned out better than anything I expected or hoped for, got to spend time with two lovelies and had an amazing night! And the promise of more. The chemistry was right, the mood was right and it felt right. I have not had a duo - Angelika and Phoebe you are my first!! You gals rocked my world. Overall - for the intensity and and the hotness and the chemistry I'd call this a PSE duo. By the way - Phoebe seldom does in calls and Angelika visits like once a year! Talk about timing. What a wild card! Thanks Phoebe and Angelika - you are without a doubt my French Brochette!! Vive la difference sexys!! P.S - The pix is Angelika's and the link directs to Phoebee's site - no BS with these two!!

I hooked up with Maxine for an afternoon Incall at her hotel suite. Now I have seen Maxine before - so we're chums of sorts but because the booking was done through the Pink Kitty agency - she was not sure who was showing up. So in I walked and she is surprised and happy. Am I ever glad it is you she says! I feel special ;-) So how long are you staying today she asks. 1 hour - I respond. I excuse myself to the washroom and she makes her call to PK dispatch. I return, still fully dressed and am greeted with a warm embrace as well as mucho LFK, which progress to DFK. I try to undo her bra - got it on the first try! Nice technique she marveled. She has a nice set of twins....mmmm twins!! The twins and I get re-acquainted. The rest of the clothing comes off. I like to joke around and goof off. Somehow I always manage to get Maxine going, my laughter is contagious. (Her words). Keep in mind she takes a little time to warm up to you. We proceed to engage in acts of mutual pleasure - let me tell you this, her oral skills are amazing. She has this technique where she does this swirly thing on the upstroke then DTs to the base. We experience some MPOS and finish with me receiving more oral. Believe me - she suggested it!! Wow !!! We still had some time in the hour, so a quick clean up and an opportunity for me to return the oral favor. We finished as we started, hugging, kissing, cuddling, naked! Maxine is not a spinner, she is well toned and has a nice set of man made twins. She might seem a little shy, that's because she takes a little time to warm up to you, but once she does the acronyms come out. Overall - a borderline PSE experience for me - YMMV!! Thanks PK - but especially thanks Maxine - you are a TROOPER!

Sorry guys this is late as I've been busy with other things. Nikita greeted me at the door in a short school girl outfit and flat soled shoes (easier on her feet). I walk in, she shuts the door and plants a wet one on my lips. Hhhmm, hello Nikita - very nice to meet you! She's recently changed her hair color - she's blond now. The kissing continues. We make some small talk about our respective days, life in Toronto, summer etc. She's heading to university boys but she will be back in O-Town for Christmas. We head to the ring - donation is taken care of. Clothing starts flying everywhere, more kissing, quickly progressing from LFK to DFK. She attacks me with her oral acronyms, I am subdued. I become submissive, I am hers. I am enjoying her technique - I need a breather. My turn for an oral demonstration -she is receptive and vocal!!! Then she says "your turn again" - more oral interaction. Time for the main event, on comes the raincoat. We proceed to dance the horizontal mambo, LFK, DFK and MPOS non stop. The finish - PSE all the way. My encounter - a great PSE experience. I don't want to get too graphic, but the acronyms on the site regarding her services are bang on. (The beds in these hotels must get a good workout). I cleaned up, got dressed and after a little more small talk, was kissed goodbye at the door. Thanks Nikita -good luck with your studies - you ROCK!

Yes - you read that right. Dear Friends, You have given so much input to this forum. I have benefited from your research and have decided to give a little back. This is my first thread (though not my first post). After plans to visit Quebec City got shelved (my travel buddy had to go deal with a family emergency), I realized that I would need to find something to do in order to entertain myself. I decided to sample from the smorgasbord of SPs in town. I came to a decision that I would visit with at least one SP a day, based on their availability. Mission: entertain myself, entertain the ladies - join the CERB VIP club, that's Very Important Penis Club!! Objective: Have as much fun as possible Duration: 10 days commencing Aug 28 ending Sept 06 Rules: Rule 1 - plan well, so that if my date cancels, execute backup plan. Other points of Interest: Will I last?. Will I survive? Will I be the same after? Only time will tell - I commenced my planning!!! ***** Does this sound strange? Ok, so I like to do things different. This brings up the question of recommendations, and reviews. I have mixed feelings on this - the guys like them explicit, most of the ladies like the intimate stuff kept private (this I respect). So since I'm publishing this after the fact - I will do my part (to give back to the forum) by publishing recommendations and reviews with the utmost respect for the ladies. Let's keep everyone happy. Over the course of the 10 days in conversation on this topic, the ladies mentioned that the reviews help bring in business -so this being the case, I will attempt to be tactful, respect everyone's privacy but still be informative. What I will not do: I will not comment on who is the best, the worst or place anyone into any such generalization. From a client perspective, each encounter is to fulfill a certain fantasy. Each encounter will be unique due to the lady, her personality, the fantasy, the communication and chemistry between both individuals. At the end of the day - this is supposed to be fun and not about labels. ******* I like all women, they are wonderful. I would like to thank all the women I've seen throughout the 10 days, the inspiration for my end of summer 2008 bash! They are in no particular order: Nikita - GoE visitor :http://www.gardenofedenescorts.com/goe/listingview.html?listingID=62 Jessica - local : http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=56 Maxine - Pink Kitty Agency - Phoebee and Angelika : Phoebee is local, Angelika is based out of Montreal - Phoebee link: http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=7972 Angelika: don't have a website that I know of Stacy - GoE visitor : http://www.gardenofedenescorts.com/ottawaescorts/listingview.html?listingID=70 Monique Matheson - local indie : http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=4124 Ava Jones - local indie : no web site: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=5044 Lolita - local indie : http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=43 Kelly - local indie : There are two - this is the one: http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=6735 Mia : local : See albums section ---> http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=63&pictureid=627 Individual Recommendations and Reviews to follow - please have patience while I type. Enjoy my theme music while you read: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g50vzZzAja0&feature=related

Gentlemen you keep raising the bar - I have some serious catching up to do. :-D

We are motivated to do what we do for different reasons. I believe that with the history between you and this individual, she has discovered an avenue to penetrate your emotional defenses and is taking advantage of it. It is likely easier said than done - but you need to cut ties with the person and get on with YOUR life. Does this make you an addict - no. Did you exercise bad judgment - yes. It is human to exercise bad judgment from time to time - we all do it. Get out now before you get fleeced even more! My apologies - I believed I hijacked this thread on "what is the treatment for sex addiction" -by posting specifically on Tip-Drill's situation. Sorry.

Ava my dear, information is power -so here is what I recommend. Change the voicemail greeting to this exact message: Hi Thank you for calling the Elections Canada hotline - please state your correct name and address and home telephone number after the beep. Someone will contact you shortly to let you know your voter status. Please remember, you need to speak slowly in order for the verification system to validate your identity. Remember there is a Federal Election in Canada on October 14, 2008 and your information needs to be current in order to vote. Merci beacoup!! Now Ava my dear - we build a 'voter' list. :twisted:

Good tip Pete - after today's other announcement there will be lots of comedy in Ottawa this fall. :cool:

There is a god! And now new opportunity!