Seymour

I know it is a serious question dr, but it is early and I'm in a good mood this morning so pardon the humorous response - mine is any where I'm not doing it alone. :razz:.

Within 30 seconds of walking into her suite we were locked in a passionate kiss. As I released my hold on her she smiles and blushes slightly. Now we pause to complete actual introductions. With names exchanged she lets her agency know that Seymour is in the house and the phone is going offline. And we reconvene on her bed, as her black lace dress is removed to reveal the sun and moon and the whole damn constellation. And I am in awe! As I moved in to join her, I realized I need to play catchup and in a flash my own apparel was gone. We are together, and the fireworks start ...... She moves in over me as I continue to admire her form, she hovers over me, allowing me a whiff of that perfume strategically placed behind her ear. Magnifique! She slowly pushes me to lie on my back and kisses me for minutes. Slowly, sensually and very erotic, she moves south, seeking out junior and slowly, teasingly, delicately engulfs him. I cannot believe the sensations running through my body as this Montreal belle teases and torments the living life out of me. Junior - well - if he could talk, he'd be tongue tied!! As she continues to torment me, I reach up in a half upright position and undo the clasp on her bra and toss it over to the arm of the sofa - she giggles at that and continues...now it's her turn to show me her flexibility as she removes the matching black g-string and tosses it over to the sofa - all the while continuing to kiss me. She goes back doing a number on junior, and it didn't take long for him to show his appreciation for the oral talents of one Keissy. Let me do you too I say and I see the spark in her eyes and her face light up again. So we move into a 69 and let me tell you - she is one sweet belle. Moving right along, yes, she continued doing a number on junior, and her moans increased and her breathing increased and she persisted driving me crazy with her oral skills. This sensation and technique is unique and very stimulating. Man she has a wicked tongue. **Did I mention that? **** I know what I wanted to do and junior knew what he wanted to do and next thing I know is the cover was coming on and junior disappeared inside her. We're locked in mish as this allowed me to savor those damn fine kisses. This started slow and got progressively faster and faster. It also provided me a great opportunity to savor and appreciate her lovely bosom. We kept at it for a while or should I say junior kept at it, and the two of us, well, let's just say we explored each other through some rather interesting kissing techniques. The gal loves those patented Seymour Eskimo kisses and we traded some of those in between some clever tongue and groove intimacy. She was close and I sensed it, and I was determined to make damn sure she was taken care of. With some strategic encouragement from me and a continuous thrusting rhythm, this belle held me in a vice like grip with her arms and legs and sucked the living daylights out of me. It was hot, it was intense, deeper and faster, each stroke seeming to awaken more passion, more animal urges in her and more and more I felt her unleash that energy on my body!. Damn - I'm aching, but what the hell as my body is both on the receiving end of her pleasure and responsible for it. I felt her body quivered as she climaxed. Minutes after taking care of the lady, it was my turn as junior could take no more. But it does not end there....as now that I know the lady loves receiving oral as much as she delivers, it was my turn to deliver. I slowly worked my way down her body, lingering at her breasts to appreciate them some more. They're so fine!! "Relax", I say as I tease her softness slowly, reminding her of the source of her moans during our foreplay. She was certainly letting me take charge, working her up for a wild finish... As this evolved, my belle became more vocal, more active and her hands and legs move into position to keep my head and torso right smack between her thighs. I could not move even if I wanted to, I could barely breathe as my belle held me in another vice like grip and would not let me go. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, just sharing the story of Keissy and Seymour. Back to the story, this grip was maintained for minutes as her thrusting, moaning, and pelvic gyrations culminated in an orgasmic explosion of pleasure, sweat, more moaning, heavy breathing and panting. What a release - now I could breathe and to quote the lady, "I think I'm paralyzed". That makes two of us darling. We share a laugh over that! Now just so you know, the gal is awesome in character, but outside of this persona, she is lively, easy going, a great conversationalist, fluently bilingual and super sweet. Treat her right and show her respect and you will be rewarded many times over. Let me tell you something else. Get your affairs in order, update your last will and testament. Forget about visiting famous pyramids or other heritage sites of the world. If you have a bucket list, burn it. If someone angered you, forgive them. If you're not religious, take up one because if you don't survive an encounter with the lovely Keissy, you will surely want to be at peace with your maker! As for me -well, don't look for me here, I'm still seeing stars but I'm going back for more! Montreal belle, here I come. :motion:

Congrats Cato - nicely done and dare I say, keep it up. :cool:

:-) true spud, true :smile: antler, come up for air and come out and play

:razz: antler... :-P

Thanks for the congrats fellow CERBites - glad to know that photos and jokes do help to brighten people's day. Don't forget this journey did commence with a recommendation. Ava Jones popped my CERB posting cherry and today I share a secret with you - she is partially responsible for the inspiration behind the handle "Seymour". Shhhh don't tell anyone! ;) Glad I can still make you laugh dear Ava. Smile CERB - and thanks for indulging in the antics of one Seymour.

Well I'm joining the fray late - again.Thanks for the nomination geo007 and spud. Looks like all the ladies that I had in mind have already been nominated so I'll just let that be... As far as the gents go that's quite an extensive list but let's not forget the other CERB member that keeps us entertained with his contributions - none other than antlerman Good luck to everyone. You're already valued in my books.

Tell her you're seeing a professional therapist who is helping you find inner peace with yourself. Is that a lie - no - is it believable - yes - but it's all in the delivery boys, all in the delivery.

casey - you need to find another heterosexual couple and take the SO along. Use the opportunity to take a walk into the world of swinging but make it look like it was the SO's idea. :grin:

Absolutely agree, and just want to add the discretion thing works both ways. A smile and nod which essentially amounts to a positive acknowledgment of the other person is the proper thing to do.

First off - you've asked for guidance and I will offer mine - it may differ from mainstream opinion here, however c'est la vie. You were responding to a CL ad - some may argue that CL has a lot of B&S - that may be true, however there are legit providers that advertise via CL in order to cast a wider advertising net While the general tone of your email was polite, someone may be offended with certain questions thus prompting the no-reply - tattoos and scars are personal and what may be a turn on for some may be a turn off for others - beauty is in the eye of the beholder. when communicating for purposes of getting information or scheduling a date, no provider wants to know about your last date. A provider asking for a reference from another SP (as part of a screening process) is different from an SP wanting to know what your last date looked like or what she did to you GFE/PSE are subjective terms and mean different things to different people - you did ask about services not offered, good on you. rates (hourly and overnight)....at this point the lady in question may be thinking you are not a serious client, a tire kicker if you wish - you have not met, you do not know if you will have any chemistry and you're asking about an overnight appointment - chalk this up to inexperience. Put yourself in the provider's shoes - would you want to schedule an extended visit and have awkward silence or worse realize you have zero chemistry and compatibility and have to call the evening? Most providers that accommodate overnight rates do not do so on a first date and will only do so with repeat clients they have a rapport/trust relationship with asking about overnight donation and then a threesome would likely solidify the belief you were kicking the tires and not serious about booking. repeatedly asking for rates and more pics (duo partner) might also give that appearance of just another voyeur trying to get his rocks off without making a booking A few general comments: try to place yourself in the provider's shoes - how would you respond to these types of questions from a total stranger? Then multiply that by say 100 emails per day. After a while of reading the same questions, requests, it does take it's toll. From a client perspective, yes - you're paying for a service - actually, you're paying for time, anything that happens is between two or more consenting adults :wink: - however, this is another person with emotions and feelings and should not be made to fell like a commodity. Trying to be objective, B$S operators do not care about quality service nor good customer relations. Sometimes, honest open communication from a potential client to a legit provider does not get any response for different reasons - people may be in a bad mood, the content of the communication may be misunderstood, people just can't be bothered, whatever. Chalk it up to lessons learnt and move on. Hope this helps. Happy travels.

From the moment she answered the phone and said "hey, long time I haven't heard your voice" I knew I must venture out in the rain, cold and windy conditions to see her. Our trademark for meeting is me working long hours and pretty much calling her up as opportunity knocks, usually for a late night encounter. From the moment I arrived and she greeted me at the door with a warm embrace and passionate kiss, I knew I am guaranteed an amazing experience. My jaw dropped as I admired the brand new black and pink ensemble she was decked out in. Now Sasha was a little concerned that I didn't like this outfit, but I quickly reassured her - it is all good. Damn I'm speechless, it is that good! Led by the hand to her inner playroom, I was invited to get comfortable. Well comfort came as I wandered into Sasha's bed on my knees to meet her in the middle. As she was in mid sentence I came in for closer re-acquaintance with those lips. How rude of me to cut her off mid sentence .... I apologized, and allowed her to finish her sentence as I slowly took her from a kneeling position to lying on her back, and me over top of her savoring those lips and admiring those eyes. The kisses flowed and I savored them. We broke off to catch up on life and love since our last face to face meeting. Those details of course are not meant for this audience. Sasha of course is quite talented and was freeing me of my clothing as she was talking. Needless to say, once I was free, she too dispensed with the black and pink ensemble to reveal even more of her fine form. Fine it is as she coaxed me into one of her soothing, relaxing massages. Just what the doctor ordered after a busy long week. But she was not done with me .... upon requesting me to turn over, this little temptress pounced on me and administered some more of that lip massage, she does so well. She was giving junior some attention too and reached down to tuck him into his raincoat on this rainy night. As I closed my eyes to let her have her ways with me, I felt her warm body on mine, felt the warmth of her mouth as she proceeded to massage junior. With all this heat and excitement and the attention from Sasha, junior was ready for a little pleasure trip and of course Sasha being the fine hostess that she is, took charge by mounting junior and reaching down to share some more of those sensual kisses Seymour loves so much. Sasha is psychic and knew that I was enjoying this pleasure trip and we continued the adventure as I turned her onto her back and continued our lovemaking rhythm without skipping a beat. Her moans and writhing commenced and her hands were busy, holding, touching, pulling as we kept our pace. Pacing ourselves, our kissing frenzy continued. Her moans of pleasure, a few strategic instructions to assist in achieving sexual bliss combined with the arching of her back, her hands pulling me in tighter and tighter and loving bites on my lip - ooohh Sasha!!! Some strategic sweet nothings in these tender moments, some guidance to "don't stop" and "right there" meant the end result was the lady was taken care of. Having gotten this far on this pleasure trip, of course the lovely Sasha ensured that I too would arrive with her and arrive I did with great gusto and wobbly knees. As we cleaned up, we continued our conversation until it was time for me to leave. But not before I stole some more of those sweet kisses. That's a hell of a way to start a weekend! Sasha is without a doubt, one hot, sexy, passionate, multi-talented young woman. As always, treat her with respect. In keeping with our trademark Sasha, because the night belongs to us - 10000 Maniacs! Thanks babe and see you soon! <for you readers, this pink font is an inside thing :wink:>

antlerman - I must humbly and briefly jump on your bandwagon on this quest of pure mindless fun. Enjoy this pure mindless fun.... Homer Simpson, the God. http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Simpsons-India-Outsourcing

Important detail ... how long are you staying? :lol: Seriously - Ottawa east, west, south end, downtown - outskirts - you name it, there is quality. Check out the Ottawa rec section and plan well. You know your tastes, likes and dislikes and budget.:wink:

Here are a couple past threads - with all the new members here, do not hesitate to follow cordsboy's lead and post. The links are provided for information purposes. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=7605&highlight=favorite+music http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=9840&highlight=music http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=7807&highlight=music http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6233&highlight=music Enjoy.

Thanks for the feedback gentlemen. Geo, I believe she is only visiting Ottawa, but could increase the frequency if there is demand. clintr - go and try this warm water BJ technique - it is awesome, I freaking kid you not.! Enjoy the orient.:-)

Too funny - it happened again :). Oh well makes for a few light moments I suppose.

Two near death experiences in the same week, WTF? Ok so someone PM'd me recently and quoted a line "you only live once" which got me thinking... in reality, one can argue one lives everyday, however one dies once. I digress. Back to the living. I decided to live a little by stepping outside my comfort zone and visited with Toronto Oriental Girl's Maggie. Pics look good - phone guy seems pleasant...bring it on. I arrived to meet this Asian delight. Wearing a white dress that clung to her body, she greeted me at the door of her suite with a kiss and embrace. As we exchanged pleasantries and took care of business she proceeded to help me undress and like a great hostess took care in hanging up my shirt and slacks. The offer of a commencing massage was there, but I had a different massage in mind as she pushed me back onto the bed with instructions to get comfortable. Some soft kissing commenced with her moving south, stopping to give my nipples some tongue action. WTF? OK - call me crazy, but that fucking feels good. Moving down even more she took hold of junior, and massaged him with her soft tongue - getting him primed for a trip into the orient. Or so I thought... She took off to the washroom and to my surprise returned in like twenty seconds and devoured junior again. OK this feels awesome (she used some warm water in her mouth to stimulate junior and this warm sensation on a throbbing junior is fucking awesome). Of course I had to let her know this sensation is fucking amazing but I think she already knew, judging from her moans as she continued working away at junior. The sensations, up and down the shaft, back and forth, the warm temperature, the moist lubrication, that tongue working shaft, balls and all points in between sent spasm after spasm of orgasmic relief across junior as he blew his top. Now Maggie the trooper that she is, didn't skip a beat, ensuring that nothing was wasted. After a little cleanup, I turned over onto my stomach to take her up on that massage. For this aspect, I recommend you tell her what degree of force to use (gentle, firm etc) - mine was somewhere in between. I guess I needed that as I could not help but enjoy her hands running across my back, shoulders, neck legs ... hmmm fucking amazing. Then came those words 'turn over'. I obliged and Maggie went to work again with those kisses, moving toward junior and continuing that tongue lashing she was unleashing on him like twenty minutes before. Well this stimulus had the desired effect as junior decided he was going to 'live' a little by going for round two. So some more teasing with warm water, her wicked tongue and lots of that natural lube, Miss Maggie placed a cover on junior and the little bugger did go to the orient. The passageway was tight but well maintained and did contain the natural vegetation. Back and forth, in and out, slow then fast, bed creaking, headboard clattering, her moaning, slapping my ass cheeks spurring me on to a wild and crazy finish. Wild and crazy it was as junior (bugger has a mind of his own) withdrew himself and deposited his payload smack into that warm waiting mouth. What a ride, what a trip and what a fucking adventure to the orient. Our time ended with her helping me get dressed and a kiss to send me off on my merry way. This is living! Maggie, hot Asian - fucking A. As always - YMMV. (Some acronyms were not checked as I didn't discuss 'menu').