caveman

How about my favourite FBI agent:

I've only been hobbying for a little over a year now, and I haven't really got a "regular" yet. However, for the ladies I have repeated with, my approach is generally to pad the envelope rather than bring gifts. I figure that I probably don't know what she *really* wants, so why not just give her the opportunity to get it herself?

Silly Cowboy, Trix are for kids! :-) Posted via Mobile Device

I don't know, would it be weird to compliment someone on their beautiful blue eyes? Of course, my eyes are brown, so I could just be full of shit... :-)

Wow, that sounds like someone who needs to learn to chill out. Condoms rip and don't always stay in place, which anyone who's used them a few times should already know. If he's that freaked out about catching something, he shouldn't be out playing, whether it's with an SP or anyone else. The only completely sure-fire way to avoid an STD is to go with the righty/Lubriderm duo... :-) I guess some people just can't deal with it when they're forced to pull their heads up out of the sand.

Methinks Cap was being sarcastic... :-)

Mal, a massage parlour that was known to provide full service (or anything beyond "full body massage") would very quickly become a target of LE, so this is not a question you should be asking in a public forum. To be honest, the best way to find out about something like this is to choose a location based on the recommendations here and then go for a visit yourself. But if you do want to ask for details, trying PM'ing someone who has written a recommendation for an MP you're considering...although as a newbie to the board, you may find that some folks are shy about providing details until you've contributed a little more to the board (making folks a little more comfortable that you aren't yourself LE trolling for an easy bust).

Interesting...I've only been to Luna once (over a year ago), but I've been to Oasis and Acqua several times, and always had good experiences. It's the same ownership, so I doubt the location is all that different...do I just have different expectations? When I walk into one of these places, I'm definitely not expecting the same level of experience as when I visit CMJ or one of Ottawa's lovely independents, like Michelle_MA or Bethany ("Sweetest Massage"). But that's also reflected in the price differential as well. There are days when I'll go and splurge on a steak, but on other days a juicy and tasty hamburger is what I'm in the mood for...hmmm, I can't quite tell if I'm hungry or horny... :-)

lol...4bbrl, I'm curious...this is (I think) your second thread expressing issues with Luna...so why do you keep going? :-)

Legally, CMJ is a private club, whereas Luna is a publicly-licensed "body rub parlour". Also, this is a municipal license, so what they do in Toronto or other cities is irrelevant. That being said, I have no idea if it's against the by-law to provide pictures. However, does it really matter? If they don't want to provide pictures, you aren't going to get any. As Narman suggested, looking through the forums is probably your best bet, as there are a few threads about the Luna/Oasis/Acqua empire...here's one: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10515

Noctivaga, you're not getting much response because this is a public forum and an MA or MP that provides more than the basics can get into legal difficulties. Your best bet is to read through the forums for recommendations and PM any individuals for more details. However, since you haven't posted much yourself, you still may not get a response...some might be concerned that you're LE. Ultimately the most enjoyable way to find what you're looking for is to go out and play! :-)

lol...at 10-14 times a week, that would either get very expensive, or you'd spend all your time in between doing laundry! :-) Mind you, then you'd get that "fresh out of the dryer" feel... :jackoff:

Happy Birthday, Michelle! Has anyone given you your birthday bumps yet? :-) Posted via Mobile Device

Unpublished isn't the same as "private". Just because they don't print up a book with cell phone numbers, doesn't mean there's anything stopping them telling someone about a number. Also, if the request was coming from a "government official", they may have just handed it over. In general, I don't believe Canada has the same level of privacy protection that they have in the US, and it's a pretty huge issue (just not one that anyone seems to be dealing with). Don't kid yourself about having any privacy -- if the government really wants to know something about you, they can find out. I know that makes me sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I'm really not... :-)

I've noticed that Kimberly-Shea seems to almost exclusively go for the late-night calls. She posts in the Ottawa Schedule forum on the evenings that she's available.

Mod, have a look at ExtJS (http://extjs.com) or jQuery (http://jquery.com), which are both JavaScript frameworks that greatly simplify Ajax calls and general DOM manipulation. I prefer ExtJS because it has waaaay more features, and they now include an "ExtJS Core" that has a smaller set for simpler pages. However, I know some developers prefer jQuery...although they're clearly very wrong... :-)

Actually, the biggest difference between an MP and an SP is the way LE treats them, so asking for people to describe FS with a specific MP at a known location is a sure-fire way to get that location closed down. If you want specifics, ask for people to PM you...

Well, Joe, would you hobby in a house? Would you hobby with a spouse? I think you'd hobby in a chair, but would you, could you, anywhere? Do you like long legs (or gams)? Are you a hobbyist? (I think I am!) :grin:

I've noticed a lot of folks on here referring to our most famous descriptor as "hobbiest", which has always bothered me (being the geek that I am). The -est modifier on a word is typically used with an adjective to reflect the "most" of that quality (e.g. "funniest joke" or "angriest man"), whereas the -ist extension is used to denote a person who engages in some activity (e.g. "socialist" or "optimist"). So if someone is the hobbiest hobbyist, I wonder what kind of qualities they would exhibit? :-)

A couple of weeks ago (yes, it took me a while to write this rec), I realized that it had been quite a while since I had seen Michelle last, and since I had the day off, I sent her an e-mail to find out if she had any available time. She did, and proceeded to tease me with comments about what she would wear when I showed up...I then spent several hours trying to keep myself calm through the mental imagery she evoked! I finally showed up to find her in some teeny-tiny pink underthings, which immediately put a huge smile on my face. We proceeded to the oh-so-enjoyable undressing and showering, before heading into the massage itself. Michelle is so easy to talk to, it feels like spending time with a really good friend...and then she does something to remind you that she's that really naughty good friend... :-) The massage was fantastic, and the bodyslides were mind-blowing, providing an excruciating (but unforgettable) slow build-up to the finish. I can't quite be sure, as I was just about blacking out from pleasure, but when I finally exploded it sure felt like I hit the ceiling! And now, you'll have to excuse me...reliving the experience to write this rec has...raised some concerns that need to be dealt with... :-) Thanks for another great time, Michelle! I can't wait to see you again!

I don't think it's fair to say that most guys are just looking for sex, although I agree that sex is in the equation for most guys. However, if you're out at the bars, then all of the guys there are probably just looking for sex. Despite what the movies tell us, no guy heads to the bar looking for a relationship... Posted via Mobile Device

Check out this thread: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1311

The *really* hardcore trekkies name their kids "Tiberius"... ;-)

Mod, you just need to inform the guys with 13-inch monitors that size really does matter! :smile: (I can't believe no one said this before now!)

I'm not a regular in chat, so please take my comments with a grain of salt. However, I'm always a little surprised at the amount of whinging that goes on about the cam shows in the chat room. I've used chat both for actual chatting as well as admiring the lovely ladies, and I'm perfectly fine with both purposes. I agree with the mod on the marketing potential of the live video--it certainly makes me want to see a provider more! :-) One question I have--there used to be two rooms, the General room (with cam) and the text-only room, with the default being the cam-enabled room. What if we went back to having the two rooms, but the default would be the text-only room? If everyone logged into the text-only room, the main conversation of chat would probably be there, and anyone who wants to partake in the cam shows would just switch rooms...