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I dunno about a Star Wars mask, but a gold bikini would do it for me... :lol:

Crash, have a look at this thread: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=56934 For simple stuff like this, you might find that the search function (in the menu bar just under the CERB logo) can help answer your questions much more quickly.

*groan* Next, you'll be saying that some people just rub you the wrong way... :-)

I met Bethany for the first time yesterday, and posted about my experience in her recommendation thread: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=57467#post57467 Thanks for a great time, Bethany!

I visited Bethany yesterday for the first time after having e-mailed her earlier in the week to go through her pre-screening process. It was nothing complicated, just some discussion over e-mail so that everyone was clear on what would happen, and we were ready to go. Bethany introduced herself to me with a kiss, pressing her body up to mine. We started off with a shower together, and then I hopped up onto the massage table. What followed was a relaxing yet mind-blowing experience. Bethany alternated between soothing massage and teasing licks, rubbing my back and gently nibbling on my ear, working out muscle knots and maddening bodyslides. After the flip, things got even more intense as she used up what must have been a bottle of lotion between the both of us, putting it to good use for a very slippery good time. A variety of techniques were used, including something that felt like Bethany was breaking her own rules (she wasn't, but damned if I could tell), which built me up to an explosive finish. After a quick clean-up, Bethany continued with the massage for a few more minutes (a cool-down period?) and then we had another shower together to clean up (it sure was a lot of lotion). I left a very happy man! Bethany, this was my first visit, but it sure won't be my last!

Anita, I know I probably won't be seeing you anytime soon (based on geography), but I would have a hard time abiding by this one. I'm sorry, but if a woman is taking her clothes off in front of me, I'm going to look! When a guy looks at a naked woman, it doesn't mean he's sizing her up, it just means his eyes are open. :-D

I agree with ED, I would love to see an SP who goes down on herself! :lol:

At the same time, the more experienced folks here shouldn't automatically jump on a newbie and call them a shill if they *do* post a reco as their first contribution. This didn't happen to me as a newb (I posted a few times before posting a recommendation), but I've seen it happen here several times over the last few months--a newbie posts some positive comments, and three or four of the more senior members (you know who you are!) are all over them about being a shill. Maybe if we practice a little more "innocent until proven guilty" here, we'd encourage the newbs to contribute a little more readily... :-)

Just to make you feel worse, boner, I only knew about the mid-90s version of the ad, I didn't even know they did one in the 70s! :-)

There was a thread about guys shaving a while back, but I can't find it...I think it might have been in the Ottawa section, but I can't seem to locate it. BTW, this is just the geek in me coming out, but when I read the subject line for this thread (i.e. How do you like your BJ?), the first thing that popped into my mind was "Crisp!". And if you don't get that, don't worry, it just means you're normal... :-)

I think there are many, many choices available to you, Miyata...just check out the recommendations forum. If there's something more specific you're looking for, we might be able to help narrow it down.

I'm still reasonably new to the hobby (less than a year)...I started off last summer by visiting a MP, and then quickly decided to spend time with some SPs. My motivation was pretty basic--it had been a while since I'd spent any intimate time with anyone other than Righty... :-) The biggest hurdle for me was discreetly figuring out how to start. Thank god for the internet and CERB!

I'm only speculating, but I would imagine that the frequency of this will vary by location as well. I would imagine that the major ports (i.e. Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal) are going to have more problems with illegal immigrants than we would here in Ottawa. I'd also hypothesize that this is a bigger problem in the US than it is here in Canada. In the US, most of the sex trade is illegal already, so what's a little more illegality? In Canada, you can make an "honest living", so why jeopardize it? Those are my guesses, anyway... :)

It's the Hampton Inn: http://www.hamptoninnottawa.com

I'm certainly not going to defend bestiality (although I'm not sure where this came from -- I don't see it referenced anywhere in the thread), but I don't think castration is a reasonable response, Apex... As long as the sheep is a consenting adult, who are we to judge? :wink:

I can certainly see the need for something like this on the other sites that have flame wars twice a day...but I haven't seen the same kinds of problems here. I also haven't seen too many clueless newbs posting in a silly or offensive manner -- in fact, I've been impressed that the people who start posting have (for the most part) been pretty reasonable. Now this may be entirely because of the mod's tireless efforts, but the end result is that CERB doesn't suffer from the same problems as the other sites do.

Hopefully, he had hung up the phone before knocking on the door! :-)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't talking about an MP that offered FS be an open invitation for LE to swoop in? If anyone has a reply for cordsboy, I think it'd be safer for all if you provide it via PM.

You'll have to provide some criteria for "best". Do you mean the actual massage itself, the finish, the options for the finish, or something else? A lot of these are really about personal preference, so you're going to get a lot of varied opinions about "best". You'll get a more useful answer if you provide some information about what you're looking for.

Hang on, I got a couple more for the manual manipulations... For the Seinfeld fans: Master of Your Domain One more for the ladies: Playing the Slots

Just google "hannia spa"...

Oasis on St. Laurent is all right, I find it to be the nicest of the Luna/Acqua/Oasis trio. There's Hannia's on Terminal Road, where Taylor has been getting some good recommendations here (see the rec forum), and I had a great time with Tiffany there a few weeks ago (and have been very delinquent in posting about).

It all depends what you want to be close to, and how much noise you want to put up with... :-) The market is typically very busy, as it's one of the two major "night-life" areas of Ottawa (the other being Elgin). Parking is challenging at the best of times, and during any kind of event, it's pretty much impossible. Almost every weekend during the summer has some kind of event going on, and a few times during the winter as well. Centretown (the "business core") is not as bad for parking and traffic except during rush hours (unless the bus drivers are on strike, then it's awful), and doesn't get as busy during the summer events. Heading westward, Hintonburg is well on its way to being yuppified, and Westboro is yuppification all over...so, nice neighbourhoods, but getting a little pricey. However, you don't have to worry as much about traffic and parking (in the residential neighbourhoods, anyway). Lots more areas besides these, but that's a start, anyway...

I'm not an economist, so I can't claim to be an expert in all of this, but I do know that some prices have a ceiling simply based on what people expect to pay. This is especially true when it comes to services rather than goods. Getting an oil change (for a car, I mean!) costs around $30 at Crappy Tire, but you can't tell me it was significantly lower than that 20 or 30 years ago (I don't know myself, I wasn't getting oil changes--of either kind--30 years ago). What it comes down to is that prices can only be raised as much as the market will bear. I suspect no single theory that has come out in this thread is the real answer all on its own, but most likely a combination of them all is getting closer to the truth.

Was it a covered jig or bareback? :-) Posted via Mobile Device