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  1. caveman
    We seem to be having a bit of a statistical anomaly with the 41-45 age group...despite the rest of the poll coming out as a pretty even bell curve, we have fewer early 40's voting than the stats would lead us to expect (especially with a sample size over 80 voters). This would seem to indicate that there is some factor that affects the 41-45 age group which results in fewer hobbyists...I wonder what it might be?
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    Even though I have been trying to save some money for the inevitable holiday excesses, I couldn't resist getting in touch with Rachelle during her visit to Ottawa last week. What little willpower I had melted away at the offer of a free session in 2009! :-) I arrived at a nice little incall location off Elgin (almost late, thanks to strike- and snow-induced traffic!), and Rachelle greeted me at the door wearing some very nice lingerie. Rachelle is gorgeous, and taller than many SPs I've met so far. We moved to the couch to get to know each other a bit...being reasonably new to the hobby, it was interesting to talk about the "industry", particularly some of the history around Ottawa. Eventually, we retired to the bedroom for some fooling around which turned into some very tasty DATY with definite positive feedback. After a while, Rachelle decided to reciprocate with a fantastic BBBJ that led to an all-too-quick explosion. We relaxed for a little while after that, chatting some more while I ran my hands up and down her back. After some recovery time for me, Rachelle provided some extra encouragement of the BBBJ variety and then slipped on the condom to ride me CG. WOW was she tight, and I was just in heaven! Rachelle finished me off with some more BBBJ (which I really like) and I exploded even more intensely the second time. Rachelle was definitely not a clockwatcher, and I walked out with a big smile on my face that lasted for hours! She is a smoker, but I couldn't detect any smoke on her during our session (and I'm pretty sensitive to it). Thanks for a great time, Rachelle, and I can't wait to see you again in 2009!
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    Not if you count the SO's...there are 28 votes from those in a relationship, and 24 from those not...maybe I wasn't paying attention, but the singles seem to have been overtaken pretty quickly!
  4. caveman
    There was a thread about Cuba a little while ago: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1482
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    I find I am definitely birdbrained at times...but I try not to flip the bird too often (ouch!). I do like the early bird, but I do not enjoy it when birds of a feather flock together (not that there's anything wrong with that). This does explain what they were talking about when they were teaching me about the birds and the bees, but does that mean that bee is another term for "cookie"? However, I do not wish for anyone to kill two birds with one stone! All in all, I wish we could all just live as free as a bird! :D
  6. caveman
    This year's holiday season is my first as a hobbyist, and I'm curious if most people find themselves more or less active over the yuletide season? I'll have more time, but less disposable cash, so I'm not sure I'll be able to take full advantage of the extra spare time. How do you all find the season? I'm curious to hear from both hobbyists and SPs on this one.
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    caveman commented on amy's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Nice kitty! :)
  8. caveman
    You can also double-click the dark-red folder icons next to each forum name in the list of forums (say, from the "Ottawa, Ontario" page). When it turns pale red, all of the threads in the forum have been marked as read.
  9. caveman
    Gee, that really is cumming of age! Sorry, couldn't resist... :-)
  10. caveman
    Michelle is definitely fantastic! There's also a recommendation thread on her already: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=4372
  11. caveman
    I didn't get anything either (and I'm not a little person), so it looks like it was highly targeted marketing! :-)
  12. caveman
    There have been a lot of myths about circumcision over time...here's a real article from a fairly reputable source... :-) http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/circumcision/PR00040 As you can see, the only comment is that "circumcised men may have a slightly lower risk" for STDs. Beyond lowering the risk of urinary tract infections as a baby, the primary purpose of circumcision seems to be cosmetic. And while I understand in the abstract that a circumcised penis is easier to clean than an au-naturel one, it really isn't that hard to clean under the hood... :-)
  13. caveman
    Good to know I'm not the only curious one. I guess our fragile egos are a little too connected to the little soldier...lol... Posted via Mobile Device
  14. caveman
    Can I ask what makes the bald look preferable? As an uncut man (who does indeed look after his hygiene), I'm curious...and maybe a little worried! :-) Posted via Mobile Device
  15. caveman
    Sadly, I've never experienced the outdoors in this way...although I've always wanted to. I wonder if an SP would be willing to oblige me? Gives a new meaning to "outcall"... :-)
  16. caveman
    What kind of uniform goes on a boner? :-D (for some reason I'm picturing a top hat and tails...)
  17. caveman
    So, there have been many comments on how unacceptable no-shows are, and other comments on how to deal with them, and Paige and the mod have confirmed that Ottawa is the no-show capital of at least Canada. However, I don't think we've heard any theories as to why? There must be something that makes Ottawa so much worse than other places.
  18. caveman
    A few people have mentioned that Ottawa is particularly bad for no-shows. Does anyone have any theories as to why this is so? What makes Ottawa worse than other places? Do we have more wannabe hobbyists who are changing their mind at the last minute, or are the no-shows more often regular hobbyists that have other issues?
  19. caveman
    I finally got to spend some time with Michelle today, and it was simply amazing. She's very playful and very sensual, and the massage itself was just what I needed. It's so nice to get a real massage in addition to the other happy stuff... :-) The only problem is that I already can't wait to see her again...I'd say we need to start up a Michelle-o-holics Anonymous, but who would want to quit?
  20. caveman
    Or doesn't bite you in the ass, if that's what you were looking for! :-)
  21. caveman
    So what's the abbreviation for the burning hair, just in case someone else wants to request that service? :-D Maybe HOF...Hair On Fire? And would the gentleman need to supply the fire extinguisher? :mrgreen:
  22. caveman
    I still count myself as a bit of a noob, but when I was truly new to the hobby, it seemed pretty obvious to me that reading as much as I could was the first step. I did ask some questions eventually, but I do find myself surprised at some of the really basic questions that get asked every now and then. Then again, relating it to "real life", I also get asked how to do the most simple tasks at work all the time, so I guess some people just don't know how to do the research.
  23. caveman
    Um, good luck with that...you can always use the computers in the prison library to let us know how it goes! :-)
  24. caveman
    That seems pretty backward to me...why would soliciting a streetwalker be treated as a lesser offense than going to a private and (relatively) safe location? I guess it must be rooted in the concerns over women being forced to work in the "bawdy house"? Not that I expect laws to always make sense... :-)
  25. caveman
    LMAO...how does the 0.5 work? Do you have an amputation fetish? :-)
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