caveman

Here you go: http://www.penthouseletters.com/submitletterform.html :-D

You guys might want to pay a little more attention to your capitalization...I'm not sure how JW's PMS could help anyone! :-)

Actually, the numbers are probably different than the mod calculated anyway...his analysis had an embedded assumption that "getting busted" is an independent event, where it probably is not. The chances of getting busted are either higher or lower depending on the proximity in time to the last time someone was busted (it's higher or lower, depending on police procedures). So, getting busted isn't as statistically independent as rolling a set of dice or flipping a coin. All that being said, the chances of getting busted are still pretty damn low, i.e. low enough that you can't really play any odds. :-)

Holy crap, inaluki! You should send that post to Penthouse Letters... :-D

I took the opportunity to visit Oshean for a couple of hours while she was in town last week, and it was simply an amazing experience. I showed up at her suite with wine in hand (she loves fruity German white wines), and she greeted me at the door essentially naked but wearing a loose-weave mesh item. I don't even know what to call it, but it was a fun-looking wrap that let her nipples poke out. Oshean's pictures don't do her justice--she has a tight body with very large breasts (manmades that are a little stiff to the touch, but her nipples are pointy and responsive). She greeted me with a kiss that felt like I was being welcomed home. We chatted for a while on the couch with some of the wine, just to get to know each other a bit. Oshean has a smile and a laugh that will definitely put you at ease. Eventually we moved into the bedroom where things started up with some kissing leading into some DATY that ended with a very gushing explosion. She then returned the favour with a fantastic BBBJ, and before too long I was doing a little gushing myself (she spits into a towel afterwards). The wine made a reappearance while we chatted a little more...it turns out that we share a couple of hobbies (other than the one we were there to partake in), and it was nice to chat with someone who knew a thing or two. We eventually started back up with a great 69 which had me ready to go a little quicker than I expected! The action got a little hotter working through several positions, my favourite being her on top alternating between grinding away and slamming into me. At the last moment, she hopped off, pulled off the hat and ended things with a tug that had me seeing stars and not able to move for several minutes! This was my first time going for a 2-hour visit (previously I had mostly done 1-hours), and it has me convinced that this is the way to go with all my future visits. I had a blast (a couple, actually :grin:) and I will definitely repeat with Oshean the next time she's in town. Thanks for a great afternoon, Oshean! I can't wait until your next tour.

Welcome to the board! I've never been to that place myself, but I've heard that it's a real massage place, i.e. no happy endings.

How do you know that the SPs talked about here are all from the 613 side? Outcalls can be coming from anywhere, and most of the providers who do incalls have a working location separate from where they live, and are more likely to set up shop on the side of the river with the larger client base.

And after re-reading my post, I feel it necessary to make it explicitly clear that this was meant to be a baseball metaphor and has nothing to do with bestiality... :mrgreen:

It's on my "someday" list as well, although I see this as moving up to the majors...I'm gonna keep practicing with the farm team for a while longer! :-)

I think it depends what you're looking for...if you're just looking to get laid, there are still plenty of non-GFE SPs out there, but if you want a more engaging experience, the extra $$s are completely worth it, IMHO. I'm still a relative newbie, but I've dabbled at various price ranges and so far the higher prices have yielded much more memorable and satisfying visits, on all levels (i.e. yes the acronyms, but more than that as well). So I wouldn't really call that inflation...more like an increasing level of service options... :-)

Mod, I think you've got a budding career as legal consultant and possibly defense lawyer! :-)

If that's the case, then it seems kind of counter-productive that she maintains her ads on EC and O@N... :-?

LE seems to be making the rounds...first Gatineau, then Angel's Touch, and now some of the downtown MPs. Is this just a regular sweep, or would these MPs have done something extra to warrant the attention?

Nope, this thread seems to have been derailed...Kyla and Kyra are two different SPs... :-)

Pffft! 150 degrees! That's lame, anyone can do that! (yeah, right!) ;-)

Fair enough, OS...I did indeed misunderstand your original point. I agree that dirty laundry and dishes everywhere would affect the fantasy a little bit... :-D However, I haven't had that experience myself...the SPs I've visited (whether in a hotel or in an apartment/house) have had very clean and tidy places.

OK, that's just bad luck! :shock:

My experiences have always been in nice places...I have yet to walk into a dump. Ott.soc, have you been visiting the SPs on the lower end of the donation scale? You can't really expect someone making half or two-thirds the money of an upscale SP to have the same kind of facilities...

So, did anyone go? More importantly, did anyone take pictures? :twisted: I'm curious what the party was like...I wasn't able to make it, but wondering if I should work harder to clear my schedule for next time!

Is there generally more hobbying in Ottawa, or is it just this site that has such an Ottawa focus? I'm curious if Ottawa's high-tech nature contributes to the higher usage...I guess if that were the case, the Calgary forums would be similarly busy.

Lol...that's why i was steering clear...danger, will robinson! :-) Posted via Mobile Device

lol...good to know I wasn't the only one stumped... :mrgreen:

OK, I'll bite (um, figuratively speaking...)...what's the "Catholic School Girl" position? :shock:

Great review, MM! But there's already a recommendation thread on Bambi, started by YoungStud... Mod, can you merge the two threads?

And Greek is still in the rear! :grin: