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Vote! who is the hottest MA in Ottawa
canuckhooker replied to a topic in Ottawa Discussion - Massage
I am with you YS. I think discretion is the better part of valour here. As I have said in at least one review, they are like snowflakes, no two are the same. They have different looks, and different styles and approaches. I think it depends on my mood on the day who I want to go see. My fear in naming anyone is that I would inadvertently forget a deserving candidate. -
I thought the same thing. She certainly implies it is more than a usual massage.
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Who are your favorite Dancers?
canuckhooker replied to Capital Hunter's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
I talked to Silver last week. You are right, she is in Toronto at For Your Eyes Only. (King and Spadina area) Says she may make a trip back to Ottawa in awhile to see how things are going. -
Poly Party (group sex)
canuckhooker replied to redbeard's topic in Poly Party (group sex)'s Poly Party (group sex) Topics
I had every intention of being there, but this stupid cold/flu would have been one thing I was not willing to share. ;) -
If you read the blog on her site she says she is no longer accepting in/outcalls and is working at a spa downtown. That pretty much confirms it is Stacey who is working as part of the Acqua/Oasis/Luna conglomerate. :P
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The surprising thing is that if you look at the posting history of one of the ID's (wiggely) and if you read the other board at all he was being accused of being a shill for one of the SPs. (I don't want to imply that she has anything to do with this by the way.) Guys like that get found out after a while, thank goodness.
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(moved from recommendation section) . I am absolutely astounded that this lady has been at CMJ for a couple of weeks now and hasn't gotten a review. So here goes. I haven't been able to be out hobbying a lot lately for a variety of reasons, and a bunch of new ladies have started at my favourite member's only Hostess club. I got in to see Maria last week, and tonight I found myself with some spare time and the need for a good time. I checked the schedule and decided I should see what Bella has to offer. I arrived, and got to say hello to the charming Proprietor of the place and was introduced to Jayda. ( another on the TD list) Then Bella made her entrance to come and fetch me. A slim olive skinned beauty, with the most engaging smile. I have short legs so she may just miss out being a spinner for me, but for those taller than me, wow! Now I have remarked before that the hostesses at CMJ are like snowflakes, no two are the same, and Bella is in that category. I will say that my first impression when we got to the room was good, but not the usual, "knock my socks off" experience I have become accustomed to at CMJ. Of course I should know better than to go by first impressions, and maybe the young lady was a bit shy with me. However, once we got in the shower, I realised how wrong first impressions can be. I was thinking to myself "How the hell does Jasmin keep on doing this?" She was an absolute delight, incredibly perky, and intimate. She has a long lean body that is an absolute delight, and her smile and little laugh are an incredible turn on. We get back to the room and there I have my second surprise, Ms Bella has education in massage, and she damn-well knows how to use it. She hit a few spots that most RMTs can't get on me, and it felt incredible. The other amazing thing was that she spent almost the entire session on the table with me. Talk about intimacy. I will leave most of the erotic details out, but suffice to say, her competency in that area matches her massage skills. She uses her whole body, (well almost all) to give you an incredible teasing journey. I was in awe as I reached the end of the journey. Watching her lithe and perky frame bounce out of the room to fetch a hot cloth for clean-up was a treat in itself. I feel like I keep repeating myself when I review the ladies of CMJ, but it is hard to do otherwise. If you want a fun, perky, incredibly cute and sexy time with a very competent MA, then you want to go see Bella. She was actually apologetic because we seemed to finish a bit before my time was up, but to tell you the truth, I could care less. I am not sure I could have survived an extra few minutes. But it was sweet and honest of her to point it out. I really didn't notice. Just goes to show you what a sweetie she is. Another one on the "must repeat" list.
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Moved to massage section If the Mod can remove this stub I would appreciate it.
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Yes.. Jordan is Pretty Playmate. She is on a 6 month suspension in here for fighting with another SP in the forums. Look up her reviews on here, there are a few.
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Well I haven't seen a lot of the new ladies at CMJ lately, and today I thought it was time to see Maria. I arrived at high noon, the sun scorching as I crossed the parking lot to the entrance of the magic kingdom. I was met by the lovely boss and shortly the lovely Maria entered the lobby. A cute curvy beauty in a lovely satin robe. She gave me a big hug and a smile.. and we headed off to the room. We had the room with the couch and Maria took no time in taking control. After a few more hugs and an opportunity to explore Maria's curves I was sat on the couch and I got treated to her prowess as a danseuse. She slowly unveiled her form, and teased me to the point of getting my full attention. (nudge nudge, wink wink). She then took the time to get me undressed and off to the showers we went. I must say Maria is friendly, puts you right at ease, and likes to take control. However she does give you your own chance to be the boss as well. She is a Libra so she balances. ;) The massage was amazing. She has incredible skills and was actually able to crack my back.. which takes some doing. I said I could take a hard massage and she delivered, at one point I looked in the mirror and saw her up resting her almost full weight on my shoulders.... which felt amazing. Then we got to the more sensual part of the encounter and again she delivered in the most amazing manner. I will leave out the details but will just say.. fan●●●fucking●●●tastic. :P I was in the mood to see a curvy sexy lady today, and I hit the jackpot with Maria. I am sure that she is going to be booked up so much I am going to have to plan in advance to go see her again, and go to see her again I will. She is a triple threat Looks, massage skills and an incredible erotic talent. A confident and fun woman with a hot body, beautiful eyes and a devilish smile. And she backs up the smile with action. Once again CMJ becomes an embarassment of riches. How am I ever going to decide who to see anymore.
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No liquor up front at the BareFax...
canuckhooker replied to curious2's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Thanks for posting that. Having read it, and seeing the individuals from AGCO involved I stand by my previous comments about these people being shit-heads and having absolutely no common sense. They themselves are drunk on power. It sounds all very easy to cut people off when they appear drunk, but when you are serving "communal" portions like pitchers to a group, it is hard for the servers to stay on top of all the customers. There is also the problem of "pass through" where another patron gives the drunk patron a drink without the knowledge of the staff. (Here you go old buddy, here is the beer I owe you from last week.) In this case, when the man was determined to be drunk, they cut him off. What they did wrong was not to evict him. I am not sure that the best thing to do is to throw these drunks out onto the street where others have to deal with them. Maybe letting them sober up, and calm down a bit is a better course of action, if they are causing no problems. Of course the irony is, he could have had a bunch of booze before he arrived, or could have taken drugs, been tired etc. It is still the bars problem, even if they didn't over-serve him. If they throw him out, and he causes a problem, it is still the bar's problem, and they would be in as much trouble. That is in the liquor act and has been enforced. In fact they can also ding you if some drunk patron gets in your line outside the bar even though they got drunk somewhere else. You don't notice them and remove them before the liquor inspector does, you are in for a suspension even though you never served them a drop. Talk to the owner or manager of any popular bar and they will tell you all sorts of horror stories. The Liquor laws in this province make very little sense, and are frequently contradictory. Most of the inspectors are on a power trip and really make it difficult to run a bar. In fact they are downright disrespectful to law-abiding, tax-paying citizens. The government is at war on "sin" whether that sin be our "hobby" or serving alcohol. -
No liquor up front at the BareFax...
canuckhooker replied to curious2's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Well it was only for 5 days, and that is pretty much up by now. But one more example of big Brother cracking down and outlawing fun. The inspectors for the AGCO these days are being complete dickheads. I think we are headed back into prohibition. -
That is a hard question to answer because they are all great ladies and we all have different tastes. Jasmin is very particular on who gets to be a hostess, and she has an excellent record for picking them. I would suggest you call, find out who is working and available at the location you are going to. I am assuming you have done your orientation so you should have met someone at least once already.
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It started in the Garage in the front of the building, spread to the Adult store and then NuDen. If memory serves I think it was set off by sparks from welding or something like that. No "foul play".
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So that is why you asked to see my Birth Certificate. (j/k) ;) Actually my Birth certificate is on a stone tablet.
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Gee S_A you are more understanding then I would have been. When they made the booking they would have known where you were and where the lady was coming from. Someone on their end should have put two and two together and let you know when you called to confirm the first time. To wait until after the rendezvous time to tell you is unacceptable, particularly from an agency. I think they are spinning you a tall-tale to cover up some shoddy customer service on their part. I hope they made it up to you somehow.
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Suri - An absolutely beautiful new Ottawa treasure
canuckhooker replied to Capital Hunter's topic in Ottawa Recommendations
Geez Dummpy, have you been living under a rock? It has been that way for years, if not since it reopened on the site of the old BareFax. -
I think you will find a lot of interest in something like this. I know there is a lot of "pm's" etc about similar group events. Letting the ladies take the lead would be great as well as far as the "trust" issue goes. As for Erin's comments about not being the right type, sorry to disagree sweetie, but I think a variety of shapes, sizes, whatever, would make it even more interesting. Variety is the spice of life after all. :)
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A warm welcome to the new hostesses
canuckhooker replied to CMJ's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Massage
Well that is a great recommendation considering the hottie that made it. Damn.. so many women.. so little time... :( -
Great ideas, but unfortunately my experience on the internet has been that the people who should 'read and heed' in any forum like this are blissfully ignorant, and too lazy to do a little work. I always do what was suggested in the initial post and I have yet to have had a bad experience or any unexpected surprises. In the old days of AOL and Compuserve this syndrome was called the "Me Too!" syndrome. The minute somebody gave out information, one person would ask the poster to send them more info, followed by an Avalanche of messages that only said "Me Too!" These people were for the most part lurkers who never contributed a thing to the forum. Just look what happens when someone posts some info on an SP like "Asian Connie" for example. (or the infamous CIM list on the other board) The freaking lurkers are in a frenzy like shark feeding time at the aquarium. Very few if any of them had ever contributed anything back to the community. My 2 cents. Probably not popluar with some folks but I don't really care. The people who will agree are the ones who make this place work. The one's who will be offended are the problem.
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Hottest Anime Babes
canuckhooker replied to s***_t (Retired)'s topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I am not gonna post pics, but I would vote for Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Machine) even if she is a cyborg, or Cutey Honey. (Honey Kissigari). Google them I am too lazy to post the pics. :P -
OK.... I was gonna shut up.. but I will say it once again. This establishment published in the paper with no name.. only the Street address. Everyone in Ottawa who read the Sun knew the place as 82 Holland, for several weeks, if not months. The spa had no advertised name. What else would we call it? The spa owners called it 82 Holland. Should we call it the spa on a Hintonburg street, north of Wellington, West of Parkdale, East of Island Park??? As I said in a previous post, I am very conscious of discretion and not revealing names, addresses, too much information. In this case it does not apply. Move on people.. nothing to see here anymore. Geez...
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I am of two minds on this. I agree that revealing personal or other information such as location on this board is not a good thing. Most SPs, MAs etc are discrete for very good reason. On the other hand, in this particular instance, the place that was busted advertised in the Sun, with the Address clearly posted. They had ads for Massage and Escort incalls, with the address posted. Nobody in here revealed any secrets that were not already published in a widely circulated newspaper. As was intimated in an earlier post, this place may also have had someone "drop a dime" on them and call LE. So what am I saying? If the establishment or provider is being discrete and is "security conscious" then please respect that. Do not provide information they don't want divulged. However, if the people in question are making public certain information such as location, etc, then I think you should be able to discuss freely and openly. In the case of 82 Holland, they openly advertised in the city's second largest paper. I don't even think the spa had a name, just the address.
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Poly Party (group sex)
canuckhooker replied to redbeard's topic in Poly Party (group sex)'s Poly Party (group sex) Topics
You want to use hot sauce as a lube? :P... -
Poly Party (group sex)
canuckhooker replied to redbeard's topic in Poly Party (group sex)'s Poly Party (group sex) Topics
Sorry I had to run off but standing in the rain can't wait sometimes. Great to meet everyone.