NotchJohnson

I have been hypnotized once at a show, but I was faking it when we(about 8 of us) were on the stage and he said that we were driving our car in the desert without air conditioning and told us to roll down the window. Everyone else pretended to have a crank down window and mine was electric. Everyone laughed at that one. Are you asking this for personal reason? I heard many good things about it.

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I've heard of ladies asking for the quick and hard thrust, as much as I enjoy it I will only last 30 seconds, but then again some ladies find it hurts them, they don't like the jack hammer style. Here is a question to the ladies, do you like when a man can last over 1 hour without coming(spelled cumming)? Would I be called a "god" if I could last that long? Some woman don't like to be asked if they came, I guess if you didn't find out, don't ask. I'm remembering these from when I was younger and boy did I ever change my way around sex since. Don't ever grab a woman by the back of her head and lead her to you penis or push her head down further over your penis, she can't DT don't force it. If she is performing oral on you and you are about to explode warn her before they don't all love the taste of sperm.

I look like Will Farrell, is that close enough?

Happy Birthday Maxim Elite, hope you enjoy your day!

Jose Cuervo 2% or Homo

Promise! I won't cum in your mouth!