NotchJohnson

Getting tip of middle finger caught in between a door and frame. Blood rush under the nail so I used a small drill bit from work to drill out a hole to release the pressure, still a bit sore but I'm afraid I might lose my nail on that finger.

Nothing comes to mind!

The question I would ask to either one of them would be "If I was to ask the other representative which road leads to the truth village which road would he point me to" therefor the liar would tell a lie about the truth teller and the truth teller would tell the lie that the liar would say, So simply take the other road.

Best of luck Cherry!

A long long time ago my father who I admire a lot did something of the sort. He owned a business with 12 employees, the ministry of labor showed up one day and could not find anything of wrong doing so they told him that he needed 1 bathroom for every 10 employees. Being that he only had one bathroom he solved the problem real quick by calling in the last 2 employee hired in front of the inspector and told them to punch out and not to come back to work. The government employee closed is book and told him to forget about his visit.

Vagine cuisine.

I did decide to do a spring cleaning this past weekend and you will never believe what I found. I found the nice expensive pool table hidden in the basement that was buried with boxes and boxes of junk. After cleaning it had a great couple of games and some beer. Amazing what you find when cleaning is right!

Way to go Penelope, congrats!

I had an ex GF who almost always wanted to be on top. She would squat on top of me and I could see her eyes roll to the back of her head. She liked sitting on my penis and move her body like she was in a hula hoop competition and scream like she was winning it.

Happy Birthday RG, hope you enjoy your special day!

Although new to CERB I would like to wish Claire a Happy Birthday, hope you enjoy your day Claire.

Stay Calm Dad ...... IT IS SO SWEET ....... ENJOY Now this brings a smile to your face, I had to pause it a couple of time wipe the tears off my eyes! "STAY CALM DAD"..... (Turn yours peaker on.) This is priceless! Click HERE <http://www.maniacworld.com/stay-calm-dad.html> to listen!

http://youtu.be/geH3UFgINVQ

Happy Birthday April, hope you enjoy your day!