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    I have done the shaving and the trim "down there" and I've had some "close shaves" when an SP specifically requests it.

     

    Now, I'm wondering if many SPs provide shaving as part of their service.

     

    Yes, I know, I should ask when I make an appointment, but I'm curious as to how widespread this practice might be. And, I'm not sure I want someone practising on me for the first time. lol

     

    I had emma shave me there once and she is very good at it and she takes her time to do a good job.

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    1. Schizophrenia ... Do You Hear What I Hear?

     

    2. Multiple Personality Disorder ... We Three Queens Disoriented Are

     

    3. Amnesia ... I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

     

    4. Narcissistic ... Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

     

    5. Manic ... Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

     

    6. Paranoid ... Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

     

    7. Borderline Personality Disorder ... Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

     

    8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

     

    9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ...Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..

     

    10. Agoraphobia ... I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

     

    11. Senile Dementia ... Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

     

    12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder ... I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

     

    13. Social Anxiety Disorder ... Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

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    What gives with the West? Honestly, I don't see how the girls can make any real money without private dances.

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    The french girls are not as shy as the other girls, I mean no disrespect to any other girls as I seen exceptions to the rules. Also the law in Quebec is different then Ontario or the rest of the country for a matter of fact.

    Now try going to the States that is a totally different story. Most places is no touching and some place there is a gap between the stage and the customer, even for lap dance ( if that is what you want to call it, she does not even sit on your lap ).

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    Back in 87 when I graduated College I had met a girl about 2 weeks before the big day and took her to my graduation. We were only allowed to invite 3 people to it so my parents came obviously. Our relationship did not work as well as intended, but 10 years later my father and customers decided to go for drinks at a club and she came up to him gave him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek and asked him about me.

     

    That was the talk of the day. When he seen me the next day he asked if I knew a girl named xxxxxxxx xxxxx, I said yes that was the girl I took to my graduation and he explained the story to me. Is customer seem to be quite impress about my skills as a gigolo ( not likely ) and wanted to meet with me for some pointers.lol

     

    She was very good looking and had the best looking butt in the industry.

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    I'm reading this post for the first time today and see what everyone is talking about. I think the reason why some members/sp's are friends now is because of this site, if client's and sp's could not communicate before and after a session it would turn out to be a plain and simple service offered. Now add some communication in the equation and you get a relationship much like dating.

    I have met some members/sp's from Cerb and built a relationship with them which is priceless. These are people that I can open up to and talk about anything and not be judged.

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    During the holiday season take the time to remember the fun of making a snowman or going skating on a quiet winter night with only Christmas lights to set the mood.

     

    Amid the hustle and bustle of the holidays, may you find time to pause, to reflect..... and to rejoice in the true meaning of Christmas.

     

    May peace and Joy fill your entire Holiday Season.

     

    Season's greeting to all

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