NotchJohnson

I'm sure this is a song about cheating from your SO and its by Bryan Adam and the song is-Run to you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bqkrqZ758s

If you listen to the words carefully it is self explanatory.

FYI pedophiles are not well treated in jail, because the other prisoners ( thieves, murderers etc.) do not respect them so much and to protect them from the others the warden will change their names.

I have started this hobby about 1 year ago now and if you would have asked me 2-3 month after I started if I could have quit I would have said "YES". But now this has gotten to serious for me, I'm lucky if I get it 6 times a year at home ( with my SO ).

But the real problem ( not really a problem but sort of speak ) is I have met an incredible sp that satisfy me so much and I can't get enough of her. To make matters worst is she is a traveling sp so I do not see her as often as I wish.

I would like to say that I could quit tomorrow but that would be a lie. And in my previous job I had swore in that I would not lie.( I love sex )

I would consider breast reduction as a solution or get a better car.LOL

The tubes- She is a beauty-

make sure you book at an adults only resort.

hey cater to every one ove 18...that way no "carpet buffalos" running around......

Blue bay in Cancun is good

I was at the Blue bay in Cancun before and there was many older couples there, some younger couples too but they never stayed during the day. We even took the catamaran to isla mujeres (women island) and did some snorkling on the reefs. 7/10

My friend just got back from Dominican Republique ( Sosua ) and he says the beaches are wonderfull and night life fun and cheap to get a date( between $10 to $50 US )for the full night.

Enjoy your holidays

When I was a kid I always liked to show my guns(biceps) and I called them thunder and lightning( right and left arm that is ) and I could not use that for a handle therefor the only time you can see that is during a thunderstorm and I have decided to shorten it a bit this is where my handle was created.

So from now on you can hear about me often in the summer time.

ps. I just farted *satisfied smile*

I find it so sexy when a lady can fart and not be ashamed to say it.lol

Oh yea, this is supposed to be for buggernot, best of luck on your little bet. And a merry Christmas to all.

That girl always screamed Oh Henry! to me while making love. hehehe

And she had the nicest little butter cup tittys.

Happy B'day redmachine and all the best for you on your birthday.

What a great time you must of had, I'm happy you enjoyed yourself and anxious for emma to come to Ottawa for her last visit of the year.

Hello,

 

I understand that there maybe a ton of threads of similar discussion, and I have been browsing the forums but I have yet to find something specific. I've seen pieces of information, but I wanted to ask this to any SP or Clients:

 

As I prepare mentally to the idea of "crossing the line" or "taking the jump" into this adventure that I've been thinking off especially over the past 6 months. I wanted to know if it is expected to bring a gift? Chocolate? Wine?

 

I don't want to show up and disappoint whomever my date is.

 

Second question, I'm 25, have some experience but not extensively and I've got this fear of... how do I put it? Taking an hour appointment and "lasting" 10 minutes! Any suggestions how to avoid this scenario.. lol

I'm 42 and always a virgin.......with any new lady that I see for the first time. If you don't bring any gifts they will not let you finish what you came there to see them for.lol

From experience its sometimes important to get to know the sp before bringing her a gift.IMHO

Jerican has a way of describing emma for sure. I was reading her reco one more time before she comes back to our city one last time this year and all I can say is she can't be here quick enough.

Hope I still have some time to visit her while she is here. (I won't forget my toy for the the kids)

It was a very good review of Valerie, thanks Cowboy kenny. I will have to try and get my hands on some peaches soon.:grin:

It was one of them popular song in the 80's and it played on the radio all the time.

For all of the ladies that changed their names for privacy reasons.

She wears it like a mask

Each time she comes to me,

A shroud to cloud my eyes,

A veil I cannot see.

But her mask is just a ruse,

An aspect of her game.

It hides the girl behind

The fiction of her name.

The name is but a symbol,

Of the role she plays for me,

A promise unfulfilled,

A hope of what could be.

Removing all between us,

Clothed only in her name.

Her touch is my illusion,

Setting heart and loin aflame.

A mirage within a dream,

A ghost of fragile youth,

She is fantasy and fire

And beauty born of truth.

Her name is but a name,

A symbol, just a mask,

Concealing what I see,

Revealing what I ask.

The spanish part of this song says; Aye Daddy....you are so big and hard......and you give it to me so good.......you are my mortal sin.....you catch it again.(this last part I don't understand) But I'm a big fan of spanish sexual music, they have the way to get explicit with words.

My grandmother lives right next to it! And well, she might see me walk in-out

How old is she? and if she does tell her it was not you.lol That girl must just look like you.

Thanks for bringing back memories Apex, when I was in my twenties a friend of mine and I had invited some friends over to a pool party. It was mid July and only 8 girls showed up to it including us 2 guys. Don't get me wrong it was fun but brutal, these women were in heat or something.

The afternoon started well everyone had fun, drinks and food and 2 guys with all them girls. I'm in a inflated boat with a girl and another one is trying to come in the boat and grabs my bright orange speedo and pulls it off of me. The other girl in the boat with me is trying to cover my goods and for revenge I am after the one that removed my bathing suit.

While my buddy is coming over with drinks he does not know I'm naked in the pool and 2 girls push him in it and attempt to remove is trunks. I'm not sure if you ever tried to stop women from removing your clothes but if you resist too much you end up with scratches all over.

Mind you these gals had kept there bikinis on while we were 2 naked guys in the pool and that's when it turned to a CFNM.:butt:

I have been waiting for a long time for a moment like this. Another Saturday morning working until noon and needed a good back rub, I checked Michelle's site and BAM it hit me in the face, she is working in the afternoon. I email her to get a spot and I get an email back saying available at 2 pm without hesitation I get back to her and book it.

We all seen her pictures here on Cerb and everyone can agree, she is gorgeous. I show up for my appointment at 2 and she greets me had the door (I need to pick my jaw from the floor)lol. Michelle gives me one of those hugs that you would give a friend after missing them for a long time. She is a hugger and so am I, I take the time to check out the goods.hehehe.

We get in her apartment and talk while I remove my work boots and I follow her to the massage room, get ready and then take a shower.

Massage time

She has the magic hands to make you feel good all over, so I let her take care of my back while I was checking out hers in the mirrors.

I left Ottawa feeling so relax and no more tension, I just have to repeat as often as possible.

Thanks Michelle.

This lady stands 2.1 meter tall and is still very sexy. http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=2_10_meter_model.flv

I have noticed in most spanish speaking country if you greet or thank the waitress with the words my "my heart" in the sentence, you will get much greater services then if you don't. For example "Gracias el corazon" wich means "Thank you my heart" which no one uses this around here.

actually...very few plastic surgeons even offer silicone anymore. I know probably 2000-3000 women with implants, and none of them have silicone.

 

Don't even consider it...saline is the only way to go.

I have no idea what you do for living or how you know that many women(with implants) but I'm jealous. Did you ever get to feel them? Just asking.

Congratulations Antlerman