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One of my employee as got a list of excuses for being sick the day after payday: -I had seafood and got a rash -I had a headache -the doctor said its a virus -tooth ache -I twisted my foot -I thought it was a holiday -etc.

I understand why she would do this on an outcall but in the case of an incall I would prefer her to be dressed sexy. I do not really care either she is wearing lingerie or semi clothed or fully clothed but not in the nude. I voted fully clothed but any of the first three answer is good for me.

Did you see that old lady that got burned with the coffee, she had 3rd degree burn on her thigh and they needed to give her skin grafts. The cup of coffee was way too hot, had it been about 10 degree F lower it would not have caused the burn that it did. There coffee maker was set too high.

I have changed my handle about 1 year ago only because it confused some people on here, they thought I was a TS(which no offense if you are looking for one or if you are one). I would recommend Pete that you keep your handle but if you want or must I would recommend you find something similar with the 2 P's(PP) since many people reply to you or refer to you as PP for short. Here are a few examples of what you could use: PeterPan, PeterPuma, PiePete, PeterPlenty, PerfectPeter or PassionPeter etc. We all love you here PP and hope you never change except your name if you must.

I found this and thought I would share all of you, I don't know if this will help but hope it does. There are so many elements which you need to have a pleasurable, pain-free anal sex experience: lots of foreplay and warm-up, plenty of lubrication, and communication and trust between you and your partner. Anal sex should never, ever be painful. If it hurts, stop. Pain is your body's way of telling you that whatever you're doing isn't working. You should always listen to your body. Your butthole knows what is best for you. At the first sign of pain, you may want to stop all activity or simply slow it down: maybe use one finger only, change to a smaller butt plug, decrease the depth of penetration, or switch to external anal stimulation only. Work your way back up, but never force anything. Go as slow as you need to, continue to add more lube, and talk to your partner so he knows exactly what does and doesn't feel good. I'd also like to address your mention of using products like "Anal Ease" or even OraGel. Anal Ease is the brand name of a lubricant (of which there are several) marketed for anal sex which contains a numbing agent. I absolutely do not recommend using products like Anal Ease ever. Because they have the effect of numbing your anal area, you cannot feel your ass literally and you are in danger of hurting yourself. Using products like these often lead people to go farther than they normally would, take something bigger in their ass than they should and the result is a sore ass, possible tearing and damage to the delicate lining of the anal canal and rectum, and pain after the fact that isn't exactly going to want to make you rush right out and try anal sex again. There are plenty of great water-based lubricants that are thick and work well for anal sex (I like Astroglide Gel or ID), so use one of those. As for the OraGel, common sense and warnings on the label should let you know the answer: no. Just don't go there. Using butt plugs on a daily basis is a good way to get your butt used to having something inside it. Butt plugs don't actually "stretch" your butt; they simply help you learn to relax your pelvic and sphincter muscles. In terms of exercises, many women find that Kegel exercises (which exercise your PC muscles) are very helpful. In order to locate your PC muscles, pretend that you are trying to stop peeing (or while you are peeing, you can actually stop the flow of urine). The muscles you contract to stop the flow are your PC muscles. If you put your finger on your perineum-the area between your vagina and your anus-while you do this exercise, you can feel the contractions. Kegel exercises (named for the scientist who studied PC muscles and popularized the theory of exercising them) can help you to become more aware of your sphincter and PC muscles and learn to control and strengthen them. They will help you get in tune with the feelings in your pelvic area, increasing your sensitivity and responsiveness. The exercises will also tone the pelvic muscles, making them more flexible and more receptive to pleasurable sensations; when you exercise the PC muscles, other muscles in the area are also exercised and strengthened. Women who regularly exercise their PC and pelvic muscles report some very positive benefits: heightened pelvic sensations and greater anal sensitivity; increased pleasure during clitoral stimulation, vaginal and anal penetration; more control over orgasms; and better, more intense orgasms. For more information on Kegel exercises, check out Anal Pleasure and Health by Jack Morin and The Complete Guide to Safer Sex from the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality. There is also a masturbation tool called the Kegelcisor, designed like a barbell for your pussy, which works wonders on those muscles! But there is another crucial ingredient to great anal sex, the most important one-which may be missing for you, according to your letter: desire. You really have to want to be fucked in the ass. First, you may want to think about why you don't enjoy anal sex. Many people have fears and anxieties which, when kept to themselves, can result in tension and a butthole that just won't let anything inside. Meditate on your feelings about and associations with anal sex, your past experiences with buttfucking, what you liked and disliked about it. Share your thoughts with your partner-sometimes talking about things can help you assuage your fears and relax. If you come to the conclusion that you don't want to do it, then don't do it. All the exercises, butt plugs, and lube in the world won't do a damn thing if your heart's not in it.

Hot chick in leg warmers and with fripples. Hot chick holding an AK-47 with fripples. In a sling shot bikini

Those are fun thing I enjoy very much. I had a lady giving me a strip tease and while I was feeling her ass she grabbed my finger and slowly inserted it in her anus, it was warm and tight it turned me on. A girl wearing a garter belt with or without stocking is very sexy also. Another accessory that I find really hot but never had the pleasure of seeing it on any lady I have met is a black velvet choker. I had one special lady that I was seeing regularly that let me visit the greek isle after a few visit, she did not offer it to no one else. It was a treat for me since I had never had it before in my life and I took my time she said the look in my face was so hot and she got turned on by seeing me enjoy it, needless to say It turned me on very much also.

I understand you completely, I am a big fan of the woman's body specially between her waist to her thighs. I love the feel of the soft skin in that area, to caress her mound, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva. I too like to suck the lips, run my tongue all around; up the middle, around the outside, the fold between the outer lips and inner lips, tickling the clit as soft as feather, or sucking on it hard. I thank god for making the woman so beautiful all over and specially in that area, looking like a blooming flower so soft and gentle yet can be stretched to accommodate many size of man's penis.:bigclap:

Here are samples of women wearing a white shirt only. This is a big turn on for me to see her wear a white shirt only with or without panties.

Try and think about what is on her mind....

Cool game.

That is amazing Angel, congrats on reaching 500 post. Can't wait to read the next 500.

The real Jessica Rabbit...

Happy Canada day all. Like every year I post this video of Classified...."Oh...Canada" Enjoy it like I did.

This year is also special in the way of dates with all the 1's ie 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 etc.

Here are some of the things I like: Whisper sweet nothing in my ear Bright lipstick on her lips when giving me head A good kisser (dfk) tight jeans seeing fripples on her while she is wearing my white shirt only eyes rolling in the back of her head while doing it her taking her time to deep throat my c**k with eye contact her sucking gently on my nipples her hair brushing my stomach while she comes up from giving me head to kiss me holding my head down on her while I'm down on her and moaning and twisting sucking my finger while talking with her before we get undressed So many more this is just a start

These beautiful fripples are from non other then the beautiful Naughty Nina.(with her approval for posting) If you guys want to see more of her album, she has one here. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3368 Additional Comments:

This is PURRfect. Congrats Cleo.

I don't find it right either to take the picture of Diana and alter it to make her look 50 and present it like that. In that sense I agree with you all. What was your thought when they took old movie from Elvis and but him beside Celine Dion on American Idol to make it look like they were singing a duet?

I'm going to butt in here and might be hated by both side of the argument party. Ladies if someone posted your picture on "the best of" thread without your permission and you ask him to remove it and he does not, I think you can click on the "REPORT ABUSE" icon and then the mod will be advised about the action done, you report him and if this happens to often I'm sure the mod will delete "the best of" thread. My 2 cents, NJ