NotchJohnson

From one guy who loves jokes to another who post them have a wonderful Birthday RG.

Do I have a choice?

I used to have Kaspersky but now use ESETNOD32 and never looked back, it is updated everyday and does not slow down my computer at all.

Happy belated Birthday April.

If the rumors started are true or false you must do nothing, in either case it will backfire on you and you will look like the bad guy. Here is a story about rumors started about me and how it all ended. I live in a small town 1 hour away from Ottawa, someone started a story about me and it got to one of my sister in law boyfriend who knows me very well but this guy did not know about our relationship. When he heard the false story about me, he then asked the guy how well he knew me and the guy just said "I know of him but not personally", my friend then told him the truth and told him that if he was to repeat a stupid story like that to anyone that he should have the facts to back it up. Moral of the story if someone is dumb enough to believe a story about someone they don't know then they don't deserve to be a friend. My advice is to leave it be.

Count me in, I have many stories I would love to share.

Best of luck to you Dorinda, you will be missed by all of us here on CERB.

Don't drink much of that anymore but in my younger days it was Pepsi all the way, for some reason or another the ones from the Pembroke area was better. I'm not saying that I won't drink it but just not as much as 10 years ago. FYI if you want to taste a Rum and Coke but without alcohol try an ounce of apple juice and coke it will taste the same.

Great reco on these 2 lovely ladies mistert, I have seen them offering the duo and have been dreaming about it also. I could only imagine anyone would have a good time with those two.

Meg you are what we would call "fender fluff", just sit in the back and hold on. I had dirt bikes as a kid and always enjoyed it and when I grew older and saved up some cash I bought my first street bike a 94 springer softail with a 1340, changed the rear fender and added some chrome, this bike never let me down. I went down to Daytona on the first weekend of March this year and did so much mileage that my bike is already in need of another oil change. +1 on taking the course for sure. Enjoy riding everyone, hope to see you out there and don't forget the hand wave.

DO NOT USE PERFUME ON OR AROUND YOUR GENITALS, this is a no no. Just saying.

I don't know if this can help but here it is. Does she like it when you go down on her? If yes then you can explain to her how important it is that she goes down on you also. I have friends that are a couple and neither one of them will ever go down on the other, they simply find it repulsive(smell, texture, looks, I don't know). I myself can't get enough off the smell, texture, looks, feel, wetness, and when I tell them about it they change the subject. As rickoshadows said if she can start slowly with nibbles and licks she might get the feeling to go further in time. Good luck. NJ

I have noticed that too, this is something we must teach our kids at a young age.

Bonne Fete et meilleur voeux a toi grasshopper.

First off 9/11/01 = Act of terrorist Second 3/10/11 = Earth quake, I believe it could be caused by HAARP it was predicted only 1 week before. Third, According to recent calculations, the end of the world predicted in the Mayan calendar will take place... in 2116. The presumed prophetic date of 21 December 2012 was the result of an error of 104 years, corrected by two German scientists, thanks to a Mayan code preserved at the Dresden library. They have published the results of their research in the journal Astronomische Nachrichtenles, thereby reporting the end of the world. What will that change with all of us NOTHING, what can we do NOTHING.

Did you call me?

It all depends on the physic of the lady(short or tall, skinny or curvy, I love them all) but there is more then one position. 1) 69 2)Arch 3)Cowgirl 4)Head rush (69 standing up) 5)Lotus(very intimate) or the see-saw 6)Prison guard 7)V for victory(mish with her legs to the sky) 8)Her back to the wall and one leg on the night stand and me pushing up inside( look out it makes them squirt if done right) 9)Doggy style(in my top 3 position) 10)any position in a threesome

My dad was not much of a teacher when it came time for stuff like that but has always been great for everything else. All he told me when I went on my first date at the age of 16 and at the local drive in theatre, do not let a girl touch you above your knee or below your belt or you may die. Needless to say when I was at the drive in she sat beside me and we started to kiss and then she put her hand on my lap so I told her to stop. Her reply was "why" and I explained to her that I was dying, she asked how did I know and I said a part of me was getting stiff. She laughed at me. I decided to ask my mom and got better results.

Happy belated birthday mrgreen.

I live in that area and did not feel anything, some told me they did.

Staring at breast increase heart health, lowers blood pressure and lowers the heart beat. I'm willing to take part of this study and take as many hours a day to stare at breasts.