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    NotchJohnson commented on ~Taylor~'s gallery image in Converted Albums

    :bowdown:Most excellent picture, it belongs in a magazine of course. thumbs up
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    :rolleyes:Perfect(in every way):D
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    Has Angela of Ottawa been here for that long? Wow!!! way to go Angela, love the contribution you bring to CERB. Keep it up.
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    We all need to try the new AXE ball cleaners, come on guys. Try it you'll like it.
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    Very nice rec for Annika, well written Speedstick.
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    1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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    NotchJohnson commented on natalielove's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Beautiful view of your bum, love the sexy little outfit.
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    That would be about right, you joined shortly after me and we have been following each others post count ever since. Always good to read what your thoughts are and enjoy your contribution to CERB.
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    Eagles - Hotel California http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgLfoQfmSQ4
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    That would have been my exact answer.
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    Either that lady has a tail, or Barney is stuck somewhere he may not want to be. I like talking to her because she always seems so surprised and interested in what i?m saying. That, and because she kinda looks like the old lady in Adam Sandler?s Eight Crazy Nights. Oh, wow! Do you call the cops or invite him over for some beers so you can listen to the craziest stories ever told??.in perfect jibberish?
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    HBO Original: Sons of Anarchy - Deadwood - If you never seen Deadwood but you know about HBO you already know that HBO approves sex and swearing so here is a little clip about swearing in Deadwood - I do not swear all that much myself but I enjoy the character of Ian McShane in Deadwood and was thinking of changing my CERB handle to Al_Swearengen.
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    Daniel Boone
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    Salt-N-Pepa - Push it
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    My sexy curvy ass

    NotchJohnson commented on Selena_20's gallery image in Converted Albums

    My sexy curvy ass
    Ye you do have a sexy curvy ass, and your outfit accentuates it better, Just love it.
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    Thank you everyone for the nice comments, I really enjoy this community and when you like something you put your heart into it. I was going to keep my 1000Th post for a reco on my next wonderful lady to discover but hey who knows I might get to 2000 before my next time. Hugs and kisses to all(again the kisses are for the ladies only) T
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    Aqua - Barbie girl
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    You are doing right by not buying into that sh!t. I had one computer do that to me early this year and got it removed by an expert the less you start your computer the better. I would let an expert remove it as soon as possible.
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    Many happy returns Nicki, I was going to post a picture of myself like the one that Angela did but figured you would be better to see me in person instead.:pimp:
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    For breakfast I enjoy a sesame seed bagel with butter and cream cheese but only on Sunday morning, please. My treat on a hot summer night or weekend is stopping at a soft ice cream parlor and get a large soft ice cream cone twist ( chocolate and vanilla ).
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    Smash mouth - All star
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    Good choice meg, I also forgot this song from my elementary school days.
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    I would pay a girl to dance for you Annessa if I can watch.
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    I have forgotten about the German, thanks canuckhooker. NENA - 99 luftballons
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