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Vote here - valued member award - Aug 18 2010
NotchJohnson replied to mod's topic in Town Council announcements - public area
Same as for the ladies: I'm so confused about this, I mean unless this is your first day on CERB and you don't know anyone I'll understand but come on if you read any post on here you should be able to vote for someone. None of the above for the ladies:99 None of the above for men:70 Good luck to all. -
Vote here - sp award - AUG 18th 2010
NotchJohnson replied to mod's topic in Town Council announcements - public area
I'm so confused about this, I mean unless this is your first day on CERB and you don't know anyone I'll understand but come on if you read any post on here you should be able to vote for someone. -
Happy Birthday ScotttheCanuck!
NotchJohnson replied to Cato's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Happy birthday Scott.. -
World's crappiest car
NotchJohnson replied to Jabba's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Why do guys call there cars with a feminine name (she or her) and girls call there with a masculine name (him or he)? The worst car I owned was the 1989 Ford Rustang, I think that car must of liked the mechanic at Canadian Tire or he did things to it so it would come back for repair every week. I would have been better to invest $300 to $400 a month on a new car for 5 years instead of trying to keep it alive. I called that car William (Bill), it was a surprise every week with Bill. The manifold, brakes ( front one week and rear 3 weeks later ), gas cylinder for the hatchback, battery, shocks, transmission, brackets here and there, door hinges, alternator etc... the list is so big. I have kept all the receipt and when I took it to the scrap yard I had invested more money into that car the what it was worth brand new. -
Escort E-Zine (Online Magazine) for Canada
NotchJohnson replied to mod's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
That is a very good idea( why did I not think of that first)lol. I have a some ideas that I will be pm'ing later. -
Emily Kruz 403-305-2041 www.emilykruz.com
NotchJohnson commented on a gallery image in Converted Albums
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Dancers and Devotees
NotchJohnson replied to a topic in Dancers and Devotees's Dancers and Devotees Topics
Ah! men what a body on Sierra. that outfit is made for her. -
Ahh 26, when I was young and in my prime I used to do it all the time, now I'm older and getting gray I only do it twice a day, guess what? Happy Bday.
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Get to Know Me Better - Some Trivia About Me
NotchJohnson replied to Andee's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
1:I live in a small town where everybody knows everyone, half way between Ottawa and Montreal. 2:My friends call me horse and it ain't because I run fast. 3:I love dancing and used to dance on speakers in clubs(requested by owner) and I have not danced in public since my wedding in 1999. BTW I can dance the rumba, tango(it takes 2 to tango), lambada, the very sensual salsa, disco and rock and roll. I did do a small strip tease for miss cloe. 4:I'm a capricorn (december) 5:I was a part time firefighter until October last year(quit after an explosion). 6:My hobby is riding on my two wheeled better half a 94 HOG 7:I speak 3 different language(french, english, spanish) 8:I now work in an office but would rather work with my hands(don't tell anyone but I do go and work in the shop). 9:I was saving my cherry for marriage(for 2 years) until she broke up with me at the age of 20. 10:my motto is:life is not measured by the number of breath we take but by the moments that takes our breath away. 11:I stand 6'2" tall and weight 210 lbs., I go bald in the summer time and let my hair grow for the winter. 12:I used to have hair to the middle of my back and a goatee in the 90's but no tats or piercings. 13:I have squeezed tits on a cow and GOT MILK, but never got milk from a woman. 14:When asked how I'm doing I always reply "perfect in every way" cause that is how I feel. -
When I was a firefighter it was forbidden to bring a cell phone with you under our suits. This is simply because while you are concentrating on your work it is a disadvantage to be distracted by a useless phone. We had our "walkie-talkie" to talk to each other that was all we need. I think the same applies here if you are with a special lady, don't get distracted by a PCD. I hate having sex at home and the phone rings, I have lost part of my erection because of that.lol
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Penny for your thoughts...
NotchJohnson replied to LuxeMulvari's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
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I thought I would share some of vacation memories with my friends from CERB since I enjoy reading your stories also. My trip started Friday July 30 th. I left my hometown on my two-wheeled better half and met up with my brother in law and is motorcycle. We leave on a ?No Where? for 7 days every year and go where ever the road takes us. We end up in Magog, Quebec and stop for a bite to eat, it?s a friendly town and the food is great. We decide to go in the states and cross the border in Stanstead . I go first through customs and park my bike 300 ft further and wait for him to cross, 3 blonde girls in a Mustang convertible from Quebec (I can see by the plates) whistle at me while my back is at them ( I?m wearing my famous chaps, it drives the girls crazy ) and I put away my passport. My buddy shows up and talk a little and on our way we go. We are now traveling in Vermont, the roads are freshly paved and the scenery is wonderful, No more then an hour in the states we cross over to New Hampshire where the motto is ?LIVE FREE OR DIE? what a way to live I say. We need to stop for gas and pull over to the closest gas station and fill up our tanks and decide the hell with our helmets there is no law for that in this state. While I?m packing my helmet in my luggage this Paris Hilton looking girl comes up to me and says in French ?I heard you guys speak French, where are you heading? . So we tell her on a ?No where? she looks at me and tells me she needs a ride to Old Orchard Beach to meet some friends, probably since my back seat was not used by luggage like my buddy. I ask her why she was there all alone and she said that this is where the last person who gave her a ride dropped her off. We decide to bring her along with us and get to Old Orchard Beach before dusk. I ask her if she has a jacket or a thicker sweater and she says no she will be fine. If you have ever been on a bike even in the summer you will know that it gets cooler by a few degrees while riding. She gets on the bike and the way we go again to OOB, miss Paris(my nickname for her) is getting the chills and comes closer to me her legs spread around my hip and her nipples are scratching my back. Don?t get me wrong I enjoy the attention but my brother in law(my wife?s brother)is there and riding beside me. We do have our saying ?what happens on holiday stays on holiday? but what if? Arriving at OOB miss Paris is dropped off and we have the fun time to find a motel, so we drive out of town to get one and then we call to reserve one for the next 2 days. We manage to get one right on the beach with not so bad of a view. When we got there the next day I can?t wait to walk that beach with all the hotties catching the sun, so on with my swimming trunks and sandals. The east coast ocean water is warm for the time of the year and the sand is soft in spot and coarse in others. This is a family beach so no topless or nudies here but still very nice. We take a walk past the pier and decide to go back and drink some beer at the end of the pier. The cute waitress brings us our beer and a second and now this tall red head (yes Cato she is cute) with shooters ask us if we wanted a blow job, or an orgasm or even better a red headed slut. My face turns red since I have never been approached this way by anybody before. I decide to take all 3 since I never refuse it. We resume the day by going for supper at the Clambake restaurant which have fast food seafood, not bad for an American restaurant. The evening is spent by walking down main street and visit various shops (T-shirts, candy, food, coffee etc?) The next day is spent doing basically the same and we see different faces and places but we decide to include some riding and meet this group of girls that just waved at us and want to go for rides on our bikes. What are we to do when these 20 something girls in light clothing want this? I leave that up to you but yes it is what you think, and we took them back before dark. We get our bags packed and leave going north on highway 1 and follow the coast going by Portland and we stop in Wiscasset, Maine for lunch at Red?s Eats it?s a little chip wagon that serves up the best lobster roll ever. On with our riding, we end up at Bar Harbor and stay for the night, very nice little town with many snap shot to take. There is a ferry from there going to Nova Scotia so I begin to think of all the good looking ladies of CERB in NS. Then I figure that my buddy would not approve. Up to the top of Cadillac Mountain we go and what a view wait for the sun to go down, great pictures. Get to bed early after supper and get to top of the mountain again to see the sun rise (the sun rise on the east), great pics again. Damn rain is starting to come down before we reach the bottom and we have to go see more stuff. Travel for 2 hours in the rain and then beautiful sunshine. We get to North Conway NH. and stay the night , go eat at a Muddy moose for supper great steak. Get up early next morning and go around Mount Washington, its 200 km to travel but if you take pictures it takes you all day. We spend the night in Bethel Maine and get some rain that night. The next morning a little rain comes down while having breakfast but clears up quickly so another nice day for riding. We get back to Mt. Wash. To take the hurricane rd. it takes us up to the top of the mountain with all its dangerous curves and spectacular view and winds of 60 miles per hour, scary riding and not for the faint of heart. Now we have to think about coming back home (what a drag ) and travel back to the border cross with ease and see some cloud coming, we hurry to Sherbrook and stay for the night. The next day is easy cruising back home and well needed rest for the weekend. Thank you for reading my holiday history and if you have any question regarding any place we went don?t be shy and PM me and I?ll be glad to tell you more.
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fuckin' hilarious:D
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Congrats mod on 3000 posts
NotchJohnson replied to Capital Hunter's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
And you are doing a good job at it. -
Cupcakes For All The Ladies!
NotchJohnson replied to Lowdark's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Here is a funny commercial with Ozzy and fairy cakes. -
Great sense of humor
NotchJohnson replied to wellie's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
You should also include in there the funny sexual way of Erin xo she does come out with some funny $h!t. -
Great sense of humor
NotchJohnson replied to wellie's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
For the ladies I agree Megforfun and Carrie are very entertaining but for the guys I think Seymour is got very good stuff but antlerman's face is the funniest as seen in the video I posted before. hahahahaha.... I would also nominate PistolPete and whatsup and roaminguy so many I can't remember. -
Penny for your thoughts...
NotchJohnson replied to LuxeMulvari's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Being a biker and surrounded by people with tats I prefer cute ones then Skeleton heads(sorry capitalman) or blood tats. -
Sorry about your lost. I always told my friend and family that if and when I die I want them to celebrate my life and not my death has you did by remembering the good times and share it with friends. Cheer for you mrgreen760
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Celebrity look-a-likes
NotchJohnson replied to Meg O'Ryan's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I just got back from my holiday in the USA and visited mostly Maine for there beautiful coast and friendly welcome. While I was walking on the beach this young 20 something girl came up to me and asked for an autograph she thought I was Brad Imes from UFC, Ok I'm tall but not that tall he is 6'7" and he has tats and I don't.