NotchJohnson

I have been with some ladies that had orgasm with me and you know it cannot be fake when they go into sexual convulsion. ex. eyes roll to back of their head, nails sink in deep in my skin almost to make me bleed, uncontrolled shaking of her body.etc. Almost to the point when the lady has to cancel the rest of her appointment for the day and ask me to get her a wheelchair. J/K for the wheelchair.lol

Happy Birthday andflemcol.

Hey Cato my vote goes for Jayme but Dani is real close behind, why do you make it so hard to make a decision? LOL

Hey big AL, I wish I could tell you how to get around your problem but all I can do is sympathize with you since I am in a similar problem myself. No I'm not confined to a wheelchair or have a disability per say but I am married to a beautiful woman who does not enjoy sex as much as I do and I too have the urge to masturbate often. I simply can't do it when I want since my wife goes to bed late in the evening or early in the morning (between 1 and 4 am) and my son who still lives at home is on shift work and might come home between 5 and 7 am. I do have a full time job from 6 am to 6 pm and that is 6 days a week. I also have a fear of getting caught with my pants around my ankle and my tool in hand. So all I can do for you big AL is share your feelings and fears. Sorry.

I mean bonus I always enjoy a great massage and a shower, but with a tease and show its even greater. You have got an amazing body, I will need to make your acquaintance Megan.

To get some cash for my playtime I bring to work desserts that my wife makes and sale it to coworkers (my wife is a great cook), she thinks I eat it all at work (with all those sweets I would not keep the figure that I have). As for the phone I simply replace the phone number of a friend which I keep is name and put in the phone number of the sp and the wife never suspect it. If I need to call my friend I know is phone number by heart and just dial it. BTW my wife does not see my phone bill but does answer my phone or checks out who called me once in a blue moon.

Leah sure is sweet to look at and to speak with, congrats on 2000 post Cato.

I too have been MIA for the past 2 weeks, I did drop by a few times but did not make much comments on new threads. My computer is not working well and work is taking all of my time and I need to use someone else computer when he is not around.

> I stopped at Mc Donald's and ordered some fries. > > The girl behind the counter said "would you like some fries with that?" > > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.... > 'Look at that dead bird!' > > Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where? ' > > They walk among us! > While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. > > She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' > > My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime. > > She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff....... ' > > They Walk Among Us! > My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the > sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. > > She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'. > > They Walk Among Us! > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. > > She keeps it in the car trunk. > > They Walk Among Us! > I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip out every time she turns her head!" > I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.... > > They Walk Among Us ! > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. > > The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. > > 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'... > (I work with professionals like this.) > > They Walk Among Us! > While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and > the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; > I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. > > They Walk Among Us! > And last, but not least:> Dumb as a box of Rocks > > > > > > A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, TRUE STORY: > > > A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease. > > 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' > > 'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.' > > 'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi. > > Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'' > > Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history..'

53. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? 54. Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness. 55. My GPS says "Estimated Arrival Time." I see "Time to Beat." 56. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". 57. My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster. 58. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? 59. I wish it were appropriate to say to a complete stranger, "Excuse me, would you like me to show you how to discipline your child?" 60. I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium afterwords? 61. Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.

I heard of people using horse shampoo like mane and tail it does wonder on coarse hair and its really effective on scalp.

I do get a dry scalp once in a while and the only thing that I found was a shampoo called NIZORAL, it contains tar and it solves my problem. Might not be recommended for everyone and there are some side effect like headaches and itchy scalp and such but not on everyone.

I have wet dreams all the times, fortunately enough I seem to wake up just before I explode and I release on my stomach so clean up is not so bad. I have had a weird to explain wet dream once, I was sleeping with my gf who is my wife now at the beginning of our relationship and we fell asleep spooning naked. We woke up with jizm all over her back, this was a tough one to explain.

I only see the weather forecast on CJOH and JJ is not my cup of tea but does give good weather forecast.

I can't really tell you what it is about breast that tickles my fancy but all I know is that they make me happy. No matter the size or shape, I just love to see breast and touch them also. They make me happy.

I have seen some that speaks French, English and Spanish but not Greek, Sorry.

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This a thread I don't want to miss. Please ladies tell us who you are comfortable with for duos.

Strawberry is my favorite summer fruit.

My take on nails is that if we have just a quick meeting it does not matter about your nails but if we are to meet for over one hour it is appreciated but not necessary to have nail polish or fake nails on. A big turn on for me is a lady well dressed with hair and make up done and either a secretary look or a evening gown with open back or see thru top.

Days have passed into years,you have become better with time. May you continue to become better with each birthday you enjoy. Happy birthday lil.ms.summers.