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    New arena needs help to be flush for opening PITTSBURGH ? The Pittsburgh Penguins are looking for 250 students to help with an important task and there's only one major requirement: You must know how to flush a toilet. Construction is near completion on the NHL team's new arena, the Consol Energy Center. As with any new arena or stadium, officials need to simultaneously flush all the toilets and urinals to make sure everything is working. The Penguins are calling the June 10 event the ?Student Flush,? a spinoff of their popular ticketing program known as ?Student Rush.? Students already involved in the ticketing program can enter for a chance to win. Students must be 18 or older to participate in the flushapalooza. In all, there will be 400 flushers, including some construction officials, on hand that day.
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    Ok I do not work shifts but do work long hours (over half days, that's 12 hours right?) and also work on Saturday mornings and take care of a big property over 12 acres of grass and a driveway that is .6 km long along a riverside. You guessed it I'm burnt after working 70 to 80 hours a week and taking care of all my belongings. But its a life that I chose while I'm still young and healthy. This might change in time, who knows.
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    Invented in France, and I believe a great invention. Can be used by both genders. Users who are unfamiliar with bidets often confuse a bidet with a urinal, toilet, or even a drinking fountain. It is generally understood that the user should sit on a bidet facing the tap and nozzle for washing the genitalia, and should sit with back to the tap and wall when washing the anus and buttocks. A much better device then a urinal, everyone should have a bidet at home as opposed to a urinal. Much safer to use then toilet paper.
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    I think urinals are overrated.
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    A mature lady (50) lady gets pulled over for speeding..... Older woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older woman: Lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see.....Can I see your vehicle registration papers please? Older woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car ma'am? Older woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officer told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. DON'T MESS WITH MATURE LADIES. Happy Birthday Angela
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    My MP said that it was a good thing to have the new HST, he mentioned that on average we would only pay $150.00 a year more on gas. And any family getting less then $160 000 a year would be getting $1000.00 back on their income tax. So I told him that I had to see this to believe it.
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    I can't eat Lasagna, I was sick on it has a kid, the cheese was bad and now just the look of it is making me gag. Pickles on hamburger, was sick too on this when I was a kid we ate at McDonald and then went to LaRonde in Montreal was sick and all I could taste was the pickles.
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    Lost: ear piece can't hear my wife complain anymore Lost: sock came home with only one. Found: hair piece (wig) please contact me by pm with description to claim Found: White boxer shorts with skid marks inside. Lost: Strap on 12" lost between 5pm and 10 pm on Friday, please call ASAP needed for next appointment.
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    One day as I was driving in Montreal there was a sign over a tavern that said 1/2 price on lobster tail and beer. It's too bad I was in a rush cause those are my 3 favorite things.lol Aren't you from the East coast? you should love sea food. Additional Comments: I find it smells like old wet feet in work boots after 12 hours of work and is considered poor man's meal in my house.
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    Hello there Fellas. Im willing to please you in every way. I would love for you to cum all in my face.
    I love your introduction Shyla, it's very inviting and I'm willing to please you too.
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    Inspired by a previous thread of food you can't stop eating I thought I would start one with foods that you can't get yourself to eat. For me it's simple "Kraft Diner" is simply repulsive, I don't know how anyone can eat that &*!t, friends of mine made that 4 times a week in my college days and its stank up the house.
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    I have never seen one before, all the ones I have seen were deflowered, or maybe the two lips (tulips) hahahaha. Ok now seriously the passion flower is hypnotizing. And this one looks like a.......
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    Wishing you many happy returns.
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    John Cusack in "Say anything" when he hold is radio up in the air with his two hands, it was repeated in "Night at the Roxbury" for shits and giggles also when the two brothers are getting back together and one says to the other to stop " you had me at hello" a repeat from Jerry Macguire, Classic.
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    Snapshot 20100523 3

    NotchJohnson commented on Leah's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Snapshot 20100523 3
    What an amazing view of your sweetest bum Leah.
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    If you would stick with the ladies from CERB this would have never happened to you. Many of us learned this the hard way as you did heston.
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    I have used priceline once before and got totally screwed and tattooed by them. When I arrived at the hotel their rate was so much better then priceline and I was told by priceline that they had the better rate and I would be given $100 if I could prove them wrong. I did and I had that sad story blah blah blah. Never trust priceline for any thing, I learned my lesson. Sorry I'm using your thread for rant
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    I have 2 coworkers which I nicknamed Seemore and the other Doless they are always complaining. The first one always see's what others are doing and reports them to me and the next one is never doing anything so he never gets in trouble.
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    Katarina Giolla

    NotchJohnson commented on carmella69's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Katarina Giolla
    Nice bum Katarina!
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    NotchJohnson commented on Naughty Angel's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Very good looking outfit on you Naughty Angel.
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    Some summer drinks that I serve to guest at my place. Beer local favorites is Coors lite Pina colada Margarita ladies like wine coolers and pineapple juice with Malibu rum on ice is a great drink for hot nights
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    Hailey and Eva **Available for Duos**
    WOW It's nice to see you two ladies so close, wish I could be there and see it with my own 2 eyes and even participate.
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    I often sing when naked in the house, I would love to find an SP that would sing a duet with me while we are both naked, she could hold my microphone.lol One more thing that is very important to me is exercise in the morning so having a naked female partner with me would be great and I think I would work out longer.
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    I find this bum very pleasant to look at. Purity has got a nice bum.
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