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I believe this is the way to go myself, advertise what you have to offer and the rate that goes with it.

Go Pete go, You have my vote for Ambassador of CERB.

My vote for the Hottest Celebrity Redhead Poll goes to Alicia Witt. She is so much hotter than Lindsay.

Wishing you a very happy birthday Ava.

I guess this thread was all crap anyway and like they say in french " Mange de la marde" or "Va chier"

What are you looking for in a bj do you want a bbbj,cbj, sloppy bj, sloppy cbj, with cim or cof or cob?:bjs:

You would find a brief case full of money with no name on it and no info of its owner, you would keep it to yourself and not share with anyone. Well CERB is my brief case and all the SP's and MA and fellow cerbies are the money and nobody will ever find out about it. Case closed. ( too bad I don't have all that money to enjoy myself everyday. heheheh )

I have watched a video once ( long time ago ) where a girl was sitting over a glass table and the guy was laying under it and he was masturbating while she was having a dump (excuse the expression ) on the table. For those who like to watch a woman having feces coming out of her bum but like to be safe this could be a solution, but this is not for me.

I did a prank on some of my college buddies back in the days. I made a photocopy of a license plate and changed the numbers and letters on it and wrote "I'M GAY" and taped it over their own license plate. ( that was when we began to have writing on plates in Ontario ) On the back side of the paper I wrote April fool and it took awhile before they found out it was me.

April fool dude, BTW you are not getting paid for today anyways. ha ha:lol:

Many happy returns Candi Kisses 26 ( Lisa ) enjoy your birthday.

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After our hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. 5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.. 6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance.. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15... Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet. 18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

Keep them coming MB and congrats in becoming a senior.hehehe

Great to have you back with the CERBIES Dummpy.

I would prefer about 10-15 just cause sometimes 10 is not enough but over 15 I may not have enough time to finish the deed and take a shower after.:confused:

I like all the ones you have posted but to me these are the best. That's what I like to see on a woman. Thanks PP.

I have seen Michelle and I can tell you she is one hot babe for sure. I would have liked to see her as a red head.

Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.

I think everyone here as had lust for someone else, but love is totally something else. For someone to love another, must love himself/herself and accept himself/herself the way that they are (height,weight, hair color, culture, etc. ). The most important factor in love for a relationship, it must be reciprocated, you can not love the other one more then they love you. I'm not an expert in this but have been through so many different relationship in my live to discuss a little about it. And I have been on both side of it, meaning I had more love to the other then she did for me and also had less love to the other then she did for me. Either way one of us was not happy in the relationship, and that does not work well.

I read that so many of you write about the good old days. If you are around my age it was at the drive in theaters were all the action was. Lets make a petition to bring them back. LOL