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Still missing Hooters in Ottawa
NotchJohnson replied to strider1620's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
I visited the Hooters on St-Laurent when it first open and was greeted by a wonderful waitress ( Bubbles was her name ) and had a business meal there, I agree the food was not that great but we had a nice waitress. The one thing that gave me trouble was that she wrote a note on the back of the receipt with her phone number and I never seen it until I gave the bill to my employer and was asked about it.... I simply told them it was for the other guy and they bought it. -
As an ex firefighter I was trained for first aid and CPR and thank god I never had to fully use my knowledge even though some times it was a close call and another one took charge. I'm a very sensitive person and I'm not sure if I could go through with it. What scares me the most is seeing someone unconscious with no breathing, I don't mind broken legs or arms or bleeding.
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The second mouse gets the cheese. Some mistake are too much fun to only make once. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Accept that some day you are the pigeon and some day your the statue.
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Dancer Perfume Remover?
NotchJohnson replied to strider1620's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Send your clothes to the dry cleaner, or your wife might take you there.lol -
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
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Discretion...yeah right!
NotchJohnson replied to stevecurious's topic in Escort Discussion for Nova Scotia
And I know I can trust her with it, she is under a guy's name in my phone and when she text me she is talking business and if I reply with a positive answer the coast is clear and if it's a negative answer it means I'm busy or with my SO. This as saved my @$$ a few times already. Keep in mind she will not text me at 11 pm, she knows my working hours and respects it. -
Why is all of this slowing everybody down? It use to be, get at the airport 2 hrs ahead of time for international flight and I would be sitting down and wait for 1-1.5 hrs for boarding and now not from experience but from what I hear you need to show up 4-5 hrs ahead of time. Take a flight that leaves at 7 am and a guy like me that lives 1.5 hr away from any airport, I need to wake up at midnight to get to the airport. This is what frustrate me the most, I don't care if I stand there naked in front of any good looking female inspector just for fun.
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Some stuff you guys go threw.
NotchJohnson replied to a topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I'm not that bad off after all but this is reality and us guys still love our wives. I have my reasons to be with her and no one can take that from me. I was watching a show recently about sex addiction and people going to rehab for it. There was this gorgeous woman who said that she could not go 21 days without sex or masturbation. I feel for her ( I really do ) but this is how I was before I joined cerb (more then 21 days but less then 6 months) and now met many wonderful ladies here. -
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I'm sure it's better late than never but I met with Sexy Brooke late last year (2009) and had a wonderful time with her. She made me feel very comfortable at her residence and was well dressed for the occasion. Once inside her house I removed my boots and coat and we headed upstairs to the bedroom where we kissed a little and she started to remove her corset and even if I was anxious to see her breast I did tell her to take her time since I was admiring the view. Brooke was wearing knee high leather boots and with my request she kept them on for the entire visit. We began to remove my clothing and then we found ourselves naked on the bed, what a gorgeous body she has. I began kissing her LFK and worked my way down while caressing her entire body. Brooke has got a very soft baby skin with a tan ( no white spot anywhere ). I was teasing her with light nibbling and kissing all over except for the main region between her legs until she put her hand on my head and directed me to it. For those who don't know Brooke she is very well proportioned, her breast are perfect shape and size and her bottom lips are very attractive. I had pleasure sucking on her pussy lips and licking hard in and around them, it was delicious. I had an urge to feel the inside of her vagina and with her laying on her back I just got on her side and started with DIGITS and more LFK and DFK and a lot of sucking on nipples which are very responsive. After some time she offered to do some 69 and I obliged since I like this position and really like to look at her love canal. Brooke offers a excellent lip service with the right amount of spit which makes it slippery and warm. I was not quite ready to explode yet so I told her to get on her back again and played with her some more while she was giving me a HJ with spit. She got me by surprised and I gave her a pearl necklace which looked really good on her tanned body. She got up and cleaned up quickly and came back to bed to join me for small talk and find out more about each other. I looked at the time and find out a was there only for a short time. I take a shower and come back to the bed where she is still laying there with a perfect body and long leather boots still. I told her that I needed to have more of her and I did since she wanted to. I started with some kissing and it took me again between her legs and Brooke was looking for more this time so she slips on a rubber over Jim and guides him where she wants it. Brooke and I tried many different position on and off the bed (did I mention the four post bed which helps to get in the mood ). After we ( I ) got exhausted and was done for the night I took another shower and was on my way. If you want to get to know Brooke well, one needs to book more then 1 hr and explore everything she has to offer. She is a gem for Ottawa.
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Happy New Year Every one!!
NotchJohnson replied to Leah's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Happy New Year to you also Leah, Ottawa hopes to see you this year. -
Need some more advice
NotchJohnson replied to ringo14's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
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As 2009 comes to an end....
NotchJohnson replied to Cowboy kenny's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
All the best in the New Year CK, and keep up the good work. -
Loneskater - Happy Birthday!
NotchJohnson replied to kih's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Happy Birthday loneskater, it's nice talking with you in chat. I'm just guessing here but it's possible that I won't talk to you until next year, so all the best in the New Year buddy. -
Hello 2010, I was hoping to see you in 2009 but our schedule never lined up. Hopefully 2010 will bring us to meet and we can rock this place.lol:bddog:
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Happy Birthday Rick Falcon
NotchJohnson replied to PistolPete's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Being one of them I agree 100%. All the best to you Rick, hope you party all day and night. -
Peoples Choice Award looks like....
NotchJohnson replied to Cowboy kenny's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
CK you are absolutely right, it does look like a vag. LOL What will they come up with next? -
Favourite Sex Toys
NotchJohnson replied to SnatchKisses n Vice Versa's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Very interesting site boner, it gave me a good laugh to see all those ideas. But keep in mind I will never ever try one of those "sex toys".:!: