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1. Schizophrenia ... Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder ... We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia ... I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic ... Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic ... Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ... 6. Paranoid ... Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder ... Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ...Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells .. 10. Agoraphobia ... I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House 11. Senile Dementia ... Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe 12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder ... I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House 13. Social Anxiety Disorder ... Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes:D.

All the best to you drlove during the festive season.

All the best to you also CK, Season's greeting.

Happy Birthday Sexy BBW Vero and all the best to you. Hugs and kisses T

All the best on your Birthday Banks, hope you had everything you desired.

The french girls are not as shy as the other girls, I mean no disrespect to any other girls as I seen exceptions to the rules. Also the law in Quebec is different then Ontario or the rest of the country for a matter of fact. Now try going to the States that is a totally different story. Most places is no touching and some place there is a gap between the stage and the customer, even for lap dance ( if that is what you want to call it, she does not even sit on your lap ).

Back in 87 when I graduated College I had met a girl about 2 weeks before the big day and took her to my graduation. We were only allowed to invite 3 people to it so my parents came obviously. Our relationship did not work as well as intended, but 10 years later my father and customers decided to go for drinks at a club and she came up to him gave him a big hug and a kiss on the cheek and asked him about me. That was the talk of the day. When he seen me the next day he asked if I knew a girl named xxxxxxxx xxxxx, I said yes that was the girl I took to my graduation and he explained the story to me. Is customer seem to be quite impress about my skills as a gigolo ( not likely ) and wanted to meet with me for some pointers.lol She was very good looking and had the best looking butt in the industry.

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I'm reading this post for the first time today and see what everyone is talking about. I think the reason why some members/sp's are friends now is because of this site, if client's and sp's could not communicate before and after a session it would turn out to be a plain and simple service offered. Now add some communication in the equation and you get a relationship much like dating. I have met some members/sp's from Cerb and built a relationship with them which is priceless. These are people that I can open up to and talk about anything and not be judged.

During the holiday season take the time to remember the fun of making a snowman or going skating on a quiet winter night with only Christmas lights to set the mood. Amid the hustle and bustle of the holidays, may you find time to pause, to reflect..... and to rejoice in the true meaning of Christmas. May peace and Joy fill your entire Holiday Season. Season's greeting to all

I hope I never get to see that. Why would anyone want to try your right hand as a sex toy???? I think you can keep your right or left hand for yourself antlerman.hahahaha good one anyway it gave me a chuckle.:lol:

And Season's Greating to you mod.

The brand new 2010 hooter calendar http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv130/geekdrop/Smartmom/hooters.png

Motley crue-Girls girls girls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvTNIW-0y80 with the last 3 second of antlerman favorite girls.lol

This post is about a fetish of 3M products, some like the scotch tape.lol

I'm sure this is a song about cheating from your SO and its by Bryan Adam and the song is-Run to you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bqkrqZ758s If you listen to the words carefully it is self explanatory.

FYI pedophiles are not well treated in jail, because the other prisoners ( thieves, murderers etc.) do not respect them so much and to protect them from the others the warden will change their names.

I have started this hobby about 1 year ago now and if you would have asked me 2-3 month after I started if I could have quit I would have said "YES". But now this has gotten to serious for me, I'm lucky if I get it 6 times a year at home ( with my SO ). But the real problem ( not really a problem but sort of speak ) is I have met an incredible sp that satisfy me so much and I can't get enough of her. To make matters worst is she is a traveling sp so I do not see her as often as I wish. I would like to say that I could quit tomorrow but that would be a lie. And in my previous job I had swore in that I would not lie.( I love sex )

I would consider breast reduction as a solution or get a better car.LOL

Any adult having any kind of sexual engagement with a minor just makes me sick. I have no respect at all for those who do that and in my opinion they do deserve to go to jail for doing so.

The tubes- She is a beauty-

I was at the Blue bay in Cancun before and there was many older couples there, some younger couples too but they never stayed during the day. We even took the catamaran to isla mujeres (women island) and did some snorkling on the reefs. 7/10 My friend just got back from Dominican Republique ( Sosua ) and he says the beaches are wonderfull and night life fun and cheap to get a date( between $10 to $50 US )for the full night. Enjoy your holidays

When I was a kid I always liked to show my guns(biceps) and I called them thunder and lightning( right and left arm that is ) and I could not use that for a handle therefor the only time you can see that is during a thunderstorm and I have decided to shorten it a bit this is where my handle was created. So from now on you can hear about me often in the summer time.