NotchJohnson

What does a woman and a condom have in common? If there not on your penis there in your wallet.LOL:grin:

But don't worry I would take real good care of you.....and maybe.....give you more then what you expect...:lol:

I'm sure you all know by now that I'm a lesbian, I love girls and licking pussy so that makes me one. Right? In any way I get up early in the morning to check Seymour's pics of the day, keep up the good work buddy.

I always had a pick up truck with an 8 foot bed that never had to be made....as the song goes but with an extended cab and a back seat that folded down it was the ideal sex moving vehicle possible. Being from the country and living near a small town we had the drive in theatre where all the perverts like me went and parked. It was like an orgy but every couple stayed in their car but you could see the ones next to you doing it. This on time I took my date by an old bridge and stopped on the bridge it must have been about 3 am and we just jumped in the back of the truck and we took our pants down to our ankle and I leaned her over the cab, needless to say we had a great view of the city and I had a great view of her rear end. It was a great experience I would live to repeat again before long.

With your pictures and jokes and recommendation, you make everyones day go by faster. Thanks Seymour

For some reason I'm fixated on this picture, is it because they really look like they are enjoying each other or the leg crossing or they both have their eyes closed while caressing each other.......I wish I could be a photographer for them...

Girls locking lips in twosome or threesomes is very erotic and I admire the gentle soft touch on each other. I could look at those pictures all day all the time, Thanks Seymour.:shock:

Only because I like to bitch about things that bugs me. Why do I have to pay so much for bottled water, it's god damn more expensive then gas, or buying beer by the case.

Beer and Water To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer..and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Beer = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink Beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

And no one told me, man I was going to give you a surprise party.....but at the last minute like this, I can't do it. Oh well there is also next year, but for this one enjoy your day good buddy and have a happy birthday.:shock:

Those are dimples from putting my thumbs there and my hands around her waist while doing it doggy style.LOL

This is what gets me going in the morning. I get to think about it all day now.:lol:

We will just have to wait until seymour can dig out that picture.LOL

This one really got my attention....:grin:

To me a BJ is like Pizza, an excellent one is awesome and a not so good one is great just as long as you have one.LOL:roll:

I would enjoy a taste of her.....Oh and I love her boots....I mean butt.

I always remember my first time and she was "au naturel" and I was able to find the wet spot and she had a magnificent aroma that I have still to find again. This could be how I see it but to me any Asian girls need to have a bush and always wanted to see if a red head girl had a matching muff. As far as I'm concerned besides that anything goes and trim or bare is good. A tip for those who shave and have bumps, try using kitty from WET, they even have one for the gentleman in a black bottle. You can find this at your local sex store.

On this day of July 1st and for always to remind us what Canada is and what we went trough to be Canadians.

Now that explains so much now.........why you are the way you are.....:roll:

My first experience was with emma and I had read about her expertise in this field. I made sure I was ready for it ( read ATH thread on cleanliness ) and then I saw emma ( it was my first time seeing her ) ( what a beauty she is ), we never talked about a PM but as good as she is while offering me the best BJ ever, she began to lick me where the sun does not shine, now if you ask me if I was not ready for this would I let her go there "NO" but I was and it was the most excellent experience ever. So to answer your first question I think just play the field and if he wants he will make it easier for you to get your way and if he does not want you there his legs will come down and his cheeks will get closer and you will know. Question 1 answered.... Question 2: Sorry but emma is the expert at it. and she already said too much.hehe Question 3: I think if you have it in you to please you lover you can do a good job at it and if you enjoy it so will he.

I am saluting.... but not with my hands...hehehe

As a matter of fact I cut my own hair and if you look at it, its all even and I look fantastic or should I say "perfect in every way" hahahaha

Take a look at the guy who did the tattoo, http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=tattoo_fail.flv

One week in Cancun, Mexico and my wife and I are ready to leave so I check the room thoroughly and pull all the drawers out to make sure nothing is left behind, what do I find was a negligee so I put it in the suitcase with all of our belonging. Once we arrived home my wife decides to clean our clothes and finds the negligee in the suitcase and demands that I answer where it came from. Suffice to say I found it behind the drawers she does not believe me until I swore on our sons head. All along I thought she took some lingerie to impress me down there and I got shit for finding someone else stuff.:oops:

She is looking for T.....