NotchJohnson

I usually do all the laughing but like I said Hockey is not my thing and taking showers with other guys either.:neutral:

I prefer when three good looking girls sing it.:-D

No thanks Hockey is not my thing and I don't shower with other guys it makes them uncomfortable to be near me and I don't like to brag about it, unlike you.lol:-P

everything is relative to the height is it not? I have been well complimented on my proportion.:grin:

Apex to me you are short like Dummpy, did you know I'm 6'2" tall and I know you are just 5'10" that is short in my book.lol

Do you play hockey, just to be with the guys in the shower after the game? I know most guys do, and that's why I don't play hockey I discipline myself in Tae kwon do.:-)

If you have a hairy ass you must have long pubes?lol:lol:

By three women that are sexy in my book.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d8VXGaGA6o I just want to warn Apex don't think this song is about you.lol:-)

When you eat your chocolate Easter bunny where is your first bite? Do you start with the head or the feet or the tail?

I was had after reading that Miss Cloe and MonicaDD kissed. It took me a few hour to finish reading your recommendation, was it long: yes but it was one of the best experience story I have ever read in my life. I want to live an experience like this and be able to write about it. Good job.:grin:

I was out cleaning the ladies room again at the gas station how come that bathroom is so much a mess I don't know? I told you hun whenever you need me call me but I'm #6 on your speed dial when I should be #1. I'm not worried about fb is soft as a kitten and would not hurt a fly.:lol:

That would be my intention also, but don't forget she has to share me with you and I have to share you with her. This would be a wild threesome.:bddog:

And if everything lines up right I might be the one to give you that present, that is of course if you can keep your hands off of me while Lucy is there?:lol:

I was the only one of the guys that was into lesbianism, it's nice to see all you guys come out of the closet, I don't feel alone anymore and makes me want to do it more often. As long as all these ladies accept us the way we are, we will keep eating pussies Let me be the first one to stand up and say I'M A LESBIAN AND PROUD OF IT!!:sm185:

You have been with two very very good looking girls and I am a jealous man, but nonetheless happy for you. I will wait for the review with details on this one.:lol:

It's true I'm a lesbian and proud of it. I lick pussy because its fun and taste good and non fatning.lol:lol:

I have had my share of muff diving and with my experience I find that every woman is different from the other. Believe it or not I got my experience from watching porn, not by getting aroused at watching but by looking at the faces of these porn actresses and let me tell you, you know when a woman is faking or when she really likes what she is getting done to her. All I did was do exactly what the man was doing to the girl and apply it to my GF or SP and looked at the results and this is why I'm called the ETP kid. This is a true story: I was licking a girl's pussy and she found it so good that she wanted me to show her girlfriend my tricks so they could enjoy each other better. So to answer the question there is no real way to please every woman but if you are careful to her needs you can satisfy her completely.

I'll just bring the wheel chair!!:grin:

Il vaut que je trouve mon passport pour aller a Halifax et prendre l'avion tout sweet.:-D

This is why I never get a girl to go to Greece they are not PSE and all this time I thought it was because I was to big and too long. Damn but I do love the GFE, it gives me what I want like cuddling, kissing and hugging and also mutual respect. I do not want to cross boundary without a passport sort of speak.

I lived this for a long time and it is reality, men all know that women are fragile in feelings and we have to be careful when we say or do things around them but in other case what about the way a man feels we have feelings too and can be crushed so quickly just by what a woman can say or do. I'm not discriminating anyone but I sometime feel this way and I understand Apex frustration. We are all here for you man don't give up, we are fighting the same battle.;-)