NotchJohnson

I'll share a story about my life which I wouldn't do with anybody else but because you guys are as perverted as I am here it is. Many years ago when I was in my early 30's my wife and I were talking one night and she told me that she would like to know how it felt to have an appendage like me and to want to insert it in my back side. So one weekend we took time off and ended somewhere far from home and visited a sex shop(yes we used to do those things back then) and I had told her that it was her chance to get her wish come true. We bought a strap on and later that night she got to use it on me. Without going into details of what we did the finish was fantastic, I was straddling over her and when I shot it reached over her head and some landed on her face. Sadly this was the only time she used that thing. Sorry just realized that I was going a bit out of subject. So my apologies for that.

Can we claim the inflatable doll as a sex toy for men? I have never owned one and mostly will never either because how do you hide this from a wife to begin with(for myself) and what if you find yourself in a relationship with someone you love? Will they understand the reason behind? Second, if anyone here has/had a doll, I have a question, does it squeak or can it hold your weight? What is the feeling you get when you put it in it's(no gender here) mouth or bottom parts. Does it feel the same (I doubt very much). I only see these useful at a bachelor party only....prove me wrong.

@lydiahardwood I wasn't aware that you had so many toys in your night stand drawer to do this in your dishwasher.😂

It often took me longer then 10 minutes to get my wife in the mood and had to keep her interested for that mood too. Should sex toys be ready and available at anytime you need them? I mean once your done they should be cleaned and ready for the next time....right?

After installing a bidet at home and people started to know about it I was hearing stories about how some guys use the water jet to excite the prostate. And before anybody ask....no I did not try it and will not shoot water up my bunghole.

When I can't have sex I look for ice cream, that usually solves that problem. I have had 2 special ladies that inserted a prostate massager in me with my consent. I have to say that it was not that bad. I also agree that in this day and age there should be no more judging of people because of what they practice (except if it's illegal) and with whom they do it with.

A long time ago my wife went to a sex toy party ( back when we were very very active in the bedroom ), and she won a sex toy for man. It was something similar to the fleshlight except that it was all gel(not the hard outside shell) and we tried it together and that thing felt pretty good on me, she didn't want me to use it by myself so she hid it somewhere in the house and there is no use for me to try to find it. Fast forward to last year where I saw an ad for a pulsating "C" shape vibrator for men. I talked to my wife about getting it for myself since we almost never have sex anymore and she agreed to get it for me as a gift from her. A few weeks goes by and it comes in. She ordered another version of what I was looking at (a knock off if you want) and it didn't look like the one I have seen. We tried it in the bedroom together and I got rid of it faster then it took to take it out of the box. That thing looked like a automatic cork screw remover but without the screw thingy in the middle. It did not feel good at all. My experience.