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NotchJohnson

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  1. I think Fergie should be on the list too!
  2. Twice in my life, not sure if I would do it again. Both time the girl moved away and we lost contact(somewhat). I do see them once in a while and we talk but I think they are now happy where they are. One was almost enough for me to break up my marriage.
  3. Five for fighting, Superman(It's not easy) Metaphorically
  4. I'm a giver and I love giving oral so I picked giving oral and foreplay since I see kissing in foreplay and I'm a kisser both lfk and dfk.
  5. Now that is an impressive spread!
  6. Boobs without nipples would be pointless. Just saying.
  7. There are 4 types of lovers, the positive one that screams out "Yes Yes Yes" all the time. Then you have the Negative one that screams "No No Oh No" all the time. Now there is the religious type that screams "Oh my god, Oh my god" And finally the faking type "Oh Lee Richard, Oh Lee Richard". Ok! the last one was a joke.lol
  8. It takes a woman to built a vibrator for woman, I'm glad to see that she took it one step above and created a toy that all women will love.
  9. Think outside of the box and find a sexy lady from Cerb(they are all sexy) and book an hour or 2 and have fun. Forget about her and her friends, and if you go back there after a few weeks just tell her you found yourself another hobby and that you had a lot of fun. Sorry for being so direct but she don't own you and you are allowed to have your fun without someone else telling you who you should see or not.
  10. Beautiful tan line leading your cute bum!
  11. Sunday is a special day for breakfast, Tim Horton sesame seed bagel extra toasted with butter and cream cheese. On any other day of the week its cereal with 2% milk.
  12. I always put up a fake tree which is really tall and big because of the cathedral ceiling and it would be too big to bring a real one in my house. I'm always worried about fire hazard with a real tree. Beside I live in the country and have thousands of the real ones outside and the ones in front of my house are decorated with lights.
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